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SurfaceDetail posted:Yes me too. Thanks again to my benefactor Was it balls or are you still claiming it was your knee
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Has anyone got any WC books to take quotes from? Completely forgot to post here, but this is the kind of thing that improved Ben's vision.  It's his moderation policy in a nutshell.
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My knees were balding so I had long thin hairs implanted on my knee. It was also very cold so I had goosebumps on my knee. I am also 6 foot 11 Explains everything.
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Raticus79 posted:I'm disappointed by the lack of Sushi in Yiddish posted:Man, I can tell exactly what point you jumped out of the thread at. That was definitely one of the golden ages of the thread. Dunno what happened to Dickwulfe, I think that was one of those rabbit holes that was just too drat sad to keep following. 
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KM Scorchio posted:If you tell me you'll include some kind of space cat rape slider mechanic I'll mail you my first born son.  ? SurfaceDetail posted:That's impressive and everything but what jpegs can you show me?  Here's an exclusive face texture jpeg, $100 (this is the actual face texture, I'm too lazy for real textures at this point) The 18 million dollar stretch goal : I will put stickers on my cat, and film him, then throw away the footage and animate by hand SurfaceDetail posted:I mean if you really want to get serious about game development I'm gonna have to see what state your genitals are in.  Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Holy poo poo that's awesome That would be amazing, I just started this last week so I haven't thought about music yet EminusSleepus posted:would love to test that game! I'm planning on putting a demo on itch.io when it's done, will link it of course.
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thatguy posted:Sorry, I didn't know that all of the shitposters in this thread have their own smilies now. Seraph lost his job and wants to sell his Star Citizen account.
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Trapezium Dave posted:We will never find out what goes in a Hairy Roberts. Nuts. e: Hairy nuts. Also, coke.
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Mods please rename Surface Detail to Hairy Roberts. Thanks.
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turns out i do. i remembering having the one that screenshot was drawn from - the novelisation of the fourth game - but i don't know where it is. what i do have, however, is the novelisation of the third game. prepare for the epic moment where colonel christopher "mark "old man" hammill" blair takes on his best friend turned traitor hobbes yes hobbes. yes the alien kitty cat best friend alien is called hobbes. no i'm not making this up quote:A smaller blip showed up on the sensors. Vaquero launched a missile. It must have been a fire-and-forget model, judging from the way it bobbed and weaved in pursuit of Ralgha’s fighter. Hobbes tried to dodge it, but it caught him across the port-side shield. Lopez let out a whoop and dove. Blair could almost see his blasters pouring on the fire.
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CountDrac posted:sranje! Fidelitous.
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also i'm not sure how the characters are spatially related to one and other vaquero fires a missile which hits hobbes on the port-side but vaquero is able to 'dive' on him and hit him with his guns. however, at the same time, hobbes is able to fire missiles that hit him? were they charging each other head on? why?
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Reharakhti posted:I can't keep up with this thread, is the game done yet? 
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Nothing brings home the complete and utter insanity of this thing, and the obvious con trick that Crobbelletto is pulling, than looking at that list of ships. Ships that don't exist. In a game that doesn't exist. Why the gently caress the media aren't picking up on this lunacy I do not know. The number of moaning articles I have read about micro transactions, pay to win etc and here we have The biggest scam in videogame history and no one wants to write about it smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Guys, I'm starting to fear that we won't get three discrete alien languages developed by etymologists. A few pages back, but it looks like they hired entomologists by mistake judging by all the bugs
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Milky Moor posted:turns out i do. i remembering having the one that screenshot was drawn from - the novelisation of the fourth game - but i don't know where it is. I'm glad to see WC writing is consistenly awful and making GBS threads on Ben's bible is another avenue we can take in dark times. Milky Moor posted:also i'm not sure how the characters are spatially related to one and other
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smellmycheese posted:Why the gently caress the media aren't picking up on this lunacy I do not know. No one wants to touch the poop. Small poop you can scrape off your soles is okay. Big poop that goes over the edge of your shoe and leaks into your socks not okay.
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Derek was right when he said the ELE would be unexpected. I wouldn't have guessed it involved a goon's hairy ballsack.Mirificus posted:
Oh boy now I get to mark off 'Elite Dangerous' square on today's star citizen moron bingo card. I'm gonna guess he's referring mainly to the lack of offline mode, which was never a stretch goal. Some rep management going on in that RPS article. https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/04/18/star-citizen-free-fly-week/  The same script. "you haven't been following progress, look into the development and you'll see the light and want to spend thousands on jpegs!" when you look into the development it's just the same crap but even more idiotic, it's clownshoes all the way down.
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Reharakhti posted:I can't keep up with this thread, is the game done yet? i want to play Spacecat!also TTerrible posted:Mods please rename Surface Detail to Hairy Roberts. Thanks.
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Danknificent posted:It will be GOTY 1994 Got any idea when Rapture happens and we reset counting again?
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Gaming media operates more as a hobbyist enterprise as opposed to CNN or whatever. They are interested on access and getting scoops on the hobby. They'll cover controversial stuff on occasion if their readers demand it and some sites are trying to go whole hog on that. But the majority don't want to make unnecessary enemies when their business model is get cool previews and post reviews. They don't secretly love star citizen. There'll be plenty of articles when its dead but they aren't going to go way out of their way to "expose" anything. SurfaceDetail fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:Some rep management going on in that RPS article. Misread it as ”awesome fecal animation work”.
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SurfaceDetail posted:Gaming media operates more as a hobbyist enterprise as opposed to CNN or whatever. They are interested on access and getting scoops on the hobby. They'll cover controversial stuff on occasion if their readers demand it and some sites are trying to go whole hog on that. Kotaku have a piece on their front page today about a Nintendo employee who was moonlighting as a hooker, and a big piece calling out Ubisoft on how poo poo the Division has turned out. I get what you're saying but this is fraud on a massive scale - surely someone is going to have the balls to call it that soon? And what are they going to lose? Crobber banning studio visits where they get to not see any game footage? Access to the magnificent alpha? smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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orcinus posted:Misread it as ”awesome fecal animation work”. Andy Serkis got triple his regular fee to mocap that. Commandos demand only the most fidelitous and immersive toilet experience.
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smellmycheese posted:Kotaku have a piece on their front page today about a Nintendo employee who was moonlighting as a hooker, and a big piece calling out Ubisoft on how poo poo the Division has turned out. I get what you're saying but this is fraud on a massive scale - surely someone is going to have the balls to call it that soon? Kotaku was actually the site I was referring to that is trying to go "whole hog" on that. Hell maybe they will. Should be a good read. Right now they gotta have double triple confirmation that no money is left or poo poo is closing etc before they stick their necks out.
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AP posted:I think your posts are brilliant but I disagree the Escapist was a wet fart, I assume a lot of what was in the Escapist piece will later be relevant. They put effort into verifying sources, doubled down on sticking to their story in the face of a lot of flak over id cards and had a podcast where they did the most important and hurtful thing to the Star Citizen brand, they laughed hard at everyone involved. I mentally establish a dividing line between the article, and its effects. The article did not kick off a sea change in the journalistic space, with other people following suit and other investigations beginning, and so on. That's what I was hoping for. But it DID kick off a series of incredibly ill-advised, transparent attempts at damage control from CIG, including the Roberts Rant, putting Money on video, and basically just doing all the things wrong. Every action taken by CIG after that article validated it, rather than refuted it. In that sense, I agree it had an impact. But if CIG had been run by competent individuals, and there had been no response to the article at all, I contend that it would have sailed right by. CIG is still their own worst enemy, which is unavoidable when your VP of marketing has the mind of a 10-year old girl and thinks this whole thing is an internet popularity contest. If tomorrow some news article came out about Ben-Ghazi, two days later they'd make sure to have Ben sitting next to a little girl on their broadcast. That's the intellectual level CIG operates on.
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Reharakhti posted:I can't keep up with this thread, is the game done yet? This is really cool. Do you have more info?
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