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Dreddout posted:BUT WHAT WAS THAT MAN'S NAME!? Charlton Eastwood
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God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes?
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I like the version of that story where everyone in the auditorium reacts in horror and a few people start filming it and you can make out bits and pieces of what the psycho is saying, something about "God" "... the US Troops" connected with violence or something and then the cops arrive and the old weirdo army guy stops showing up on campus to bore everyone with his poo poo during class discussions and group work
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They don't know how anymore because their all using nobama's commie lightbulbs that never burn out because they are made entirely out of mercury. 
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Alan Smithee posted:Voting trump I heard Cruz is a filthy cannuck; think about it, canadians are basically russians, who are commies, and cruz sounds like a name from cuba. First day in the white house he'll rename it the red house mark my words.
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Tricky D posted:Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? even the REAL aliens are taking are jobs 
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SciFiDownBeat posted:God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes? White people
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SciFiDownBeat posted:God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes? Food science is a lucrative industry Stated another way, Hector Beerlioz posted:White people
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Is pro life. Supports chemical castration of welfare moms
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i am a liberal and this thread has thoroughly owned me
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Oscar Wild posted:Is pro life. um no she shoud just get a job to pay for the babys if she want to have the sex which makes babys (if it is sex which dos not make babys she shuod not do it)
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Stinky_Pete posted:um no she shoud just get a job to pay for the babys if she want to have the sex which makes babys (if it is sex which dos not make babys she shuod not do it) You just don't get it. Laziness is inherent in their species.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:White people and now explain white people
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jiharlequinade posted:and now explain white people rogue creations of nergal
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What I like to do from time to time when I walk past BML protests that mostly comprise of students who will never find any real job with their worthless degrees, is I pretend to be a CEO of a large company and offer them jobs if they leave the protest and go to my office. 100% of them always agree! This just shows that if Obama actually cared about jobs, we wouldn't be in this poo poo. Oh, and when they realise I don't have a job to offer, I just shoot those fuckers right in their stupid faces with my legally owned firearms. It's not like their lives really matter, am I right?
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SciFiDownBeat posted:this is probably my favorite copypasta of all time I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse.
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Xotl posted:I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse. I think caring about the progenitor meme in the first place is where you go wrong, friend
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Melmac posted:The dumbest thing about that cartoon is same, with apple
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jiharlequinade posted:and now explain white people Read Paradise Lost.
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Xotl posted:I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse. I like reading them like a mad libs, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmhA1CxUnzc
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Paladinus posted:What I like to do from time to time when I walk past BML protests that mostly comprise of students who will never find any real job with their worthless degrees, is I pretend to be a CEO of a large company and offer them jobs if they leave the protest and go to my office. 100% of them always agree! This just shows that if Obama actually cared about jobs, we wouldn't be in this poo poo. Oh, and when they realise I don't have a job to offer, I just shoot those fuckers right in their stupid faces with my legally owned firearms. It's not like their lives really matter, am I right? This is a weird sequence of words
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eric garner was a false flag, LIEberTARDS
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Applewhite posted:Oh, of course! A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike. "This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child. "This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket. "Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days. He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?" "Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?" "Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast. "Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son. "But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.
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White pride worldwide! That's what conservatives are like on facebook
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Jonny 290 posted:A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike. this is perfect, it means nothing, they are doing nothing productive in the woods with no context
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 COMMON CORE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! this is why i homeschool my children teach them tru values and God and country AMEN
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its me i visit aliberterianfuture.com
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Skeleton Ape posted:This is a weird sequence of words 
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quote:Tony, we know who you are, come forward. I am offering you an ultimatum right now. You come forward, I press charges, you will go to jail. Or — since you like to sucker punch people — I will allow you to face me in the people's octagon, in a legal, sanctioned mixed martial arts bout, where we can settle it man-to-man, one-on-one. And all of the money that's been raised to find you, I will match it if you beat me and give it to a union of your choice. It's your choice: jail or face me like a man. Send your answer on Twitter.
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lol is that an IBEW jacket? guy owns
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Hot Karl Marx posted:lol is that an IBEW jacket? guy owns Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Send your answer on Twitter.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket I had no idea there were other 'wokkers here. Yub Nub my friend.
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Nice to see that the US government has replaced the creator of the Democratic party on the $20 with a pro-gun Republican
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No, that's too moderate and reasonable. You need to be more bombastic and also imply that birth control is the work of Lucifer Morning Star, First of The Fallen.
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