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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Shh, they are sleeping

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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ArgonHarvester posted:

I did something similar to this on a dare in high school, except it was Sprite and chocolate milk. Tasted interesting (in a good way) for the first cup or so, then absolutely vile afterward.

Chocolate milk and Rumple Minz is great way to get drunk.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


I have been fed sushi covered in mayo and sprinkles many a time in Asia. Usually the first course in a new year's banquet.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'm certain the US education not only wants to dumb children down, it wants to kill them too.

First one is South Korea and two of them are clearly from Japan so it's a global issue.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


KiteAuraan posted:

First one is South Korea and two of them are clearly from Japan so it's a global issue.
I think the second one from Japan might be hospital food. :(

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wrong thread :eyepop:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
You're right. The bucakke does not belong in the anti food porn thread. :(

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Yummy! When are the pods on the top supposed to hatch?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It looks very slimy and I am not a fan of slimy so this is a good thread to post it in.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

AKA why is it wet

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Pastry of the Year posted:

rrrrrrrrrrribs







edited to add bonus rrrrrrrrrrribs



The shop I worked in used to sell those "BBQ Ribs" all the time. I admit to eating them on occasion even though I knew they would give me cancer. The number of times I found shards of bone in them was disturbing.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/722396039605592064

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Gridlocked posted:

The number of times I found shards of bone in them was disturbing.

Also somewhat reassuring, and surprising.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gridlocked posted:

The shop I worked in used to sell those "BBQ Ribs" all the time. I admit to eating them on occasion even though I knew they would give me cancer. The number of times I found shards of bone in them was disturbing.

I'd find bone shards comforting. At least that means it's mostly organic.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

AKA why is it wet

It's gestating

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013
hello there





and hello





hi

LoveMeDead
Feb 16, 2011

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

[
BONUS FOR THE NEGATIVE NANCIES


Thank you so much for this.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Subjunctive posted:

Also somewhat reassuring, and surprising.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'd find bone shards comforting. At least that means it's mostly organic.

These were like sharp little fuckers that survived their trip through the mincer and press; living on in each "rib" as a razor edged fragment waiting for you to bite into it and have it jam between your teeth.

I actually cut my tongue on one once.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

AKA why is it wet

Tres leches?

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Sweet As Sin posted:

Tres leches?

The nilla wafers make me think it's banana pudding, which would be appropriate for this thread.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Sweet As Sin posted:

Tres leches?

It's the fourth leche that we're worried about.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

KiteAuraan posted:

First one is South Korea and two of them are clearly from Japan so it's a global issue.

You mean the ones which look actually OK from a nutritional point of view?

Sorry, I was talking about the other ones.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
that is clearly a banana pudding cake and it looks amazing and i'm disgusted with all of you

Picnic Princess posted:

AKA why is it wet

because it's pudding

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Subjunctive posted:

It's the fourth leche that we're worried about.

Quattro leche on the edge of a cliff

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Yummy! When are the pods on the top supposed to hatch?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


That's loving disgusting.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

That's loving disgusting.

you don't eat the cardboard dummy

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Sakurazuka posted:

Quattro leche on the edge of a cliff

Dessert works the same way.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

GoutPatrol posted:

I have been fed sushi covered in mayo and sprinkles many a time in Asia. Usually the first course in a new year's banquet.

Were they sprinkles or colored sesame seeds? Because when I was in Japan the local convenience store used different colors of sesame seeds to denote the spiciness of the sushi, which I thought was kinda cool.

Helena Handbasket
Feb 11, 2006
[quote="subpar anachronism" post=""458916165"]
Mmm, vintage.

[/quote]

Even the cookbook authors couldn't bring themselves to use the photo of that mess after it was cooked. Mm, brownish banana lumps and exploded hot grapes.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

That's loving disgusting.

please stop besmirching banana pudding

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Do you think the FDA has guidelines about what canned squid you can and can not call "Fancy Quality?"

CHAPTER 6.22 §15-5 SQUID, CANNED

1.1 Only squids with eight (8) tentacles can be referred to as "FANCY QUALITY."

1.2 Squids with fewer than eight (8) tentacles shall be described as "FAIR QUALITY."

1.3 In the event that a can contains only squid heads, it shall be described as whatever the manufacturer wants because what the gently caress

ADDENDUM

All canned squid must be manufactured in a manner that will result in a product that will photograph poorly.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man


So given some of the stuff that drives people up walls in this thread I think what I ate a while ago might qualify. I tried my best to get the unflattering lighting down. It's also missing a certain popular garnish to make it look extra sad, I had unfortunately run out. Let your imaginations fly free, dear friends.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

:can:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Hra Mormo posted:



So given some of the stuff that drives people up walls in this thread I think what I ate a while ago might qualify. I tried my best to get the unflattering lighting down. It's also missing a certain popular garnish to make it look extra sad, I had unfortunately run out. Let your imaginations fly free, dear friends.

Is that hash of some kind?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Is that hash of some kind?

I'm getting vibes of eggs, onion, curry powder, whole wheat croutons, and potatoes coming together in a misguided attempt to make a vegetarian all-in-one breakfast bowl.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Dessert works the same way.

That, my dear, is a Zwei-milch Kuchen.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


And there's a (maybe fake) story to this.
http://imgur.com/gallery/4ghAxNS

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Do you think the FDA has guidelines about what canned squid you can and can not call "Fancy Quality?"

The USDA "glitter in food grading" document covers that.



Glitter makes everything fancy!

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