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Toops posted:You're joking right? Like, this didnt't actually happen, right? I dont get it, im not a game developer. Whats wrong with the code and how was it fixed by removing a single line?
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orcinus posted:Lol, what did he say again? Nonono. The girl from accounting brought it from home, silly.
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Daztek posted:http://www.stanleyaccess.com/unique-applications And it's not like the rail even needs to be exposed. They just didn't care. 
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kertap posted:I've been following this thread for the last few days instead of reading twitter. And other threads. It's so great. Where did paaarp come from and what's a stimpire? In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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SerCypher posted:If this is really CIG code then lol. Recursively solving 'sum the values from an array' is the most ridiculously masturbatory poo poo. Just classic for() loop it if you're working in a language that doesn't treat arrays as enumerables with a polite foreach() language construct.
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could someone please translate the Neo hacker code stuff into something a drooling retard me would understand.
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Toops posted:You're joking right? Like, this didnt't actually happen, right? Sadly, just joking.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Can't tell who's a shitizen or shill or goon anymore. I think it's feasible that EVERYTHING will be in the game. The Cryengine scripting engine is really versatile. 
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but last word was roberts continued to reject his work like no other project before. He stated he had worked many more hours on it as well (than normal due to rejection) Fine FIne Full Burn is in. Do what you want I am out..........
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Cuntpunch posted:Recursively solving 'sum the values from an array' is the most ridiculously masturbatory poo poo. Just classic for() loop it if you're working in a language that doesn't treat arrays as enumerables with a polite foreach() language construct.  I like recursion. I think it makes things elegant.
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So, who are the stanley installers in santa monica? Probably only one or two. Should shoot them an email and ask about recent jobs......
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SerCypher posted:
But... i wasn't even trying to derail the thread.
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grimcreaper posted:I dont get it, im not a game developer. Someone wrote a bit of code that will(is supposed to) add any group of numbers, then to test it sent 4 numbers. But oh poo poo turns out the code was only adding the 1st, 2nd and 4th numbers. So they "fixed" the code by making it add all the first 4 numbers. Problem is the code will only ever add 4 numbers, so if you send it 3 it will crash, if you send it 5 it will only add the first 4. It's a bad programmer joke.
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Come on, CIG didn't buy those sliding doors. The employees all take turns to spend their lunch breaks pulling the doors open with ropes behind the scenes. They do this because they WANT to work in a nice place with sliding space doors, and when they pass through them, THEY ARE GLAD OF IT!
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Quake 3 character models are demonstratably superior to SC models for the simple reason that they formed part of a functional and fully featured game.
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[quote="cocaine dad show and everyone else" post=""""] Jesus Christ [/quote] Triples every second and the actors being murdered all make sense now! Thanks!
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Parp Shitizen is a fuckin ponzi scheme everybody See you all in 20 more pages
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Berious posted:It's a bad programmer joke. That's the best summary. The accent being on "bad joke", not "bad programmer".
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orcinus posted:I think it's feasible that EVERYTHING will be in the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJoHlCc4Y7E
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What the actual f... Just watched a couple of those Bugsmasher episodes. They are showing off terribad code to the world. The pain of having to show that stuff to the world almost radiates from the poor guy doing the talking. This is a coder's stimpire.
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intardnation posted:but last word was roberts continued to reject his work like no other project before. He stated he had worked many more hours on it as well (than normal due to rejection) Yes. Deleted that post straight away cos it leads down a rabbit hole that I am part of ...
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Berious posted:Given that how much have they blown on these do you think? I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside.
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spacetoaster posted:So, who are the stanley installers in santa monica? Probably only one or two. Should shoot them an email and ask about recent jobs...... The guy painting had a Sherwin Williams T-shirt but I doubt he was employed by sherwin williams, you'll see regular contractors dress in company brands. Not usually an employee working in their spare time. The best thing about this is there is zero reason to lie unless you are trying to spin the narrative on expenditures and costs because of some kind of budgetary concerns. Like rumors start swirling about money problems with the game, and then a few weeks later CIG is trying to play off a set of professionally made / installed / CNCed doors as an employee side project made out of scrap for free.
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Optimus strikes again.
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Lladre posted:I am going to have to disagree with you and say the Quake 3 models were better in every way except polygon count to that high fidelity garbage space Mormons. I just mean they are more technically impressive than q3a models. As far as games go, Chris Roberts could have a 100 trillion dollars and not ever make something as good as q3a.
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside. Oh dear
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside. Glorious.
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https://twitter.com/badwebsites/status/722884112466350080 Beet Wagon's at it agin
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside.
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MeLKoR posted:What's the resale value of wall jpegs? Mark, how thick is wall.jpeg?
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside. amazing
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AP posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BDj1Us0M9P_/ 3 weeks ago
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside. I think you'll find its just a garage door opener and some wooden doors. Multiple representatives of this $111 million company have confirmed that. Do you think someone would do that? Just lie? To backers?
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Fat Shat Sings posted:The guy painting had a Sherwin Williams T-shirt but I doubt he was employed by sherwin williams, you'll see regular contractors dress in company brands. Not usually an employee working in their spare time. The motivation for putting your costly doors on facebook can only be to give the appearance of wealth and success. Right after Derek starts talking about the money running out too. They must have been really stung by the Ion Storm comparison to start rowing back on that little display of extravagance.
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How long ago would they have ordered those things? Surely they can't still be throwing money away on this poo poo when they know they're sinking?
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How strong are kickstarter's rules against embezzlement? Not that a door in an office would be embezzlement. But I imagine you could skirt the rules by having corporate housing, cars, business travel...
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Nation posted:doorgate I am on the fence about doorgate.
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HexDog posted:I just called my Stanley rep and he says $8500-$9500 for barebones supermarket type set up. With that amount of custom work to design, build, and refit the doors, I would double the costs to around 17k with another 4k added in for the door frame work and card reader control kit. That space ship door frame might just be furred out drywall that was shaped/smoothed/painted with the stanley door frame kit inside. Thanks for that. I like to think Chris saw the Completionist purchase and rushed to the phone.
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