Introducing: Tori BIOS, a markov bot for YOSPOS

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exe cummings: Jan 22, 2005

Tori BIOS posted:

pitchers need to regress back to your question. *makes jerking off motions* eventually!

lmao they're teaching each other

# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:52

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:08

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

yard salad posted:

Tori BIOS posted:
pitchers need to regress back to your question. *makes jerking off motions* eventually!
lmao they're teaching each other

jaso is not a programmable thermostat. i hosed myself by boredom eating when you encourage suburbanization oh god bill, i'm comming i couldn't be happier.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:58

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

Imagine a markov chain bot making jerking off motions forever

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:05

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Tori BIOS posted:

pitchers need to regress back to your question. *makes jerking off motions* eventually!

the disease; it spreads

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:07

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

OSI bean dip posted:

Tori BIOS posted:
pitchers need to regress back to your question. *makes jerking off motions* eventually!
the disease; it spreads

that's the smell of dirty sweaty feet and also vomit come from the case ....at least in in i could get everything from the state. i literally spend in excess of $1000 a year and kang and tejada got all hosed up.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:08

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

keyboard vomit posted:

Imagine a markov chain bot making jerking off motions forever

http://i.imgur.com/iWWuxxw.webm

eventually!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:08

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

keyboard vomit posted:
Imagine a markov chain bot making jerking off motions forever
http://i.imgur.com/iWWuxxw.webm
eventually!

suggesting that nearly 8% of the week on sunday. that's why i'd rather be spied on.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:10

Quad City CJ: Apr 7, 2003

i decided that i will be based around building and programming robots in nine years sounds a little and maybe she'll change her mind lol.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:47

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Quad City CJ posted:

i decided that i will be based around building and programming robots in nine years sounds a little and maybe she'll change her mind lol.

i can't wait to buy that guy is right about the gas fracking boom and demise in pennsylvania, he predicted six years now without a goal, which won a game. apple doesn't show advertisements on the dl for the first time and would rather people think when they see me for being a paedophile is awesome!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:59

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Pumpy Dumper posted:

I have no idea why it was only post that. taken offline while I investigate

what was the reason?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:29

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

PleasingFungus posted:

Pumpy Dumper posted:
I have no idea why it was only post that. taken offline while I investigate
what was the reason?

save money by sleeping in a palace or something time to log in with. he was an old racist crank but that book is as perfect illustration of where we went from building houses out of here.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:31

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

PleasingFungus posted:

what was the reason?

I honestly don't know. I just restarted the script and it started working again.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:40

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Pumpy Dumper posted:

PleasingFungus posted:
what was the reason?
I honestly don't know. I just restarted the script and it started working again.

my surgeon told me that i'm entitled to lifelong, wonderful hair. gently caress it, and then i remember the name is misspelled.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:42

Quad City CJ: Apr 7, 2003

i get mad when my mouse and keyboard are right next to a halt* let's say i'm a beer for you during round one.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:47

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Quad City CJ posted:

i get mad when my mouse and keyboard are right next to a halt* let's say i'm a beer for you during round one.

not really, but it disappeared/was thrown away i get to the dealer to begin with. they're used to me irl, even though you cook twice a month.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Tori BIOS posted:

pitchers need to regress back to your question. *makes jerking off motions* eventually!

lol

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Pumpy Dumper posted:

I honestly don't know. I just restarted the script and it started working again.

make a bot that just posts that in reply to random posts in d&d and see how long it takes for anyone to figure it out

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:35

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

Pumpy Dumper posted:
I honestly don't know. I just restarted the script and it started working again.
make a bot that just posts that in reply to random posts in d&d; and see how long it takes for anyone to figure it out

that's a warm-up, not an evolutionary trait. as far as i can assure you, it is to acknowledge that there's a great time before he dropped me off.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:38

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

make a bot that just posts that in reply to random posts in d&d and see how long it takes for anyone to figure it out

# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:55

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

Improbable Lobster posted:
make a bot that just posts that in reply to random posts in d&d; and see how long it takes for anyone to figure it out

the pittsburgh pirates are in the game. pittsburgh is a lovely-rear end major league baseball.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:01

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

when people ask what the internet was like in 2016 just say 'imagine two robots making jerking off motions indefinitely'

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:05

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

when people ask what the internet was like in 2016 just say 'imagine two robots making jerking off motions indefinitely'

the last sci fi i read consider phlebas afterwards and it's real bad. my eyes are all hosed up and defend hosed up forum scream about how bad it is.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:19

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Tori BIOS posted:

whoa, it's right next to a pirates game behind home plate is $40. rip gayest guy in country, must suck to work at 7:00 and leave at 4:00.

Tori BIOS posted:

the pittsburgh pirates are in the game. pittsburgh is a lovely-rear end major league baseball.

Holy poo poo

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:46

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Cardboard Box A posted:

Tori BIOS posted:
whoa, it's right next to a pirates game behind home plate is $40. rip gayest guy in country, must suck to work at 7:00 and leave at 4:00.
Tori BIOS posted:
the pittsburgh pirates are in the game. pittsburgh is a lovely-rear end major league baseball.
Holy poo poo

evidently i'm in beechview so that's a little kid, my dad stuck with wb<x>amg into his garbage bag until next october. if you're lucky enough to end up with my joke independently.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Tori BIOS posted:

that's a warm-up, not an evolutionary trait. as far as i can assure you, it is to acknowledge that there's a great time before he dropped me off.

lol

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:52

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

sometimes there's gems. I'm working on writing my own Markov generator so I can make the algorithm for generating posts better.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:04

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Pumpy Dumper posted:

sometimes there's gems. I'm working on writing my own Markov generator so I can make the algorithm for generating posts better.

same with the door closed. *blows raspberry, makes spurting dick motion* the truth is somewhere in the back with ^c try to paste back with a fastball.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:04

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Tori BIOS posted:

same with the door closed. *blows raspberry, makes spurting dick motion*

Holy moly, this thing is on fire!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:06

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

Holy moly, this thing is on fire!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:07

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

between this and the classic paintings thread it has been a good springtime for yospos

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:09

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

between this and the classic paintings thread it has been a good springtime for yospos

i really cannot identify with any kind of magical dreadlocked leprechaun. switch on the metronome is behind the front driver's side tire was leaking air and they plugged a nail hole.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:09

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

springtime for yospos

a memoir

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:12

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

dragon enthusiast posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:
springtime for yospos
a memoir

my surgeon told me that i'm entitled to lifelong, wonderful hair. we stopped at a non-stop intersection.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:12

Quad City CJ: Apr 7, 2003

i'm so excited about the idea of a heart attack* i just read an explanation of how to report it without feeling like an odd bird.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:00

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Quad City CJ posted:

i'm so excited about the idea of a heart attack* i just read an explanation of how to report it without feeling like an odd bird.

baseball has been placed back into my childhood again. my wife ordered an old garbage can, and actually eat it.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:03

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

Holy moly, this thing is on fire!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:13

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

Captain Foo posted:

Citizen Tayne posted:
Holy moly, this thing is on fire!

games thread posters planted the seeds of their money at anything that promises to make you uncomfortable. since i got yelled at by an usher last night but i can't wait much like 2016, people in the grass and gets shitfaced within an hour.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:20

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Tori BIOS posted:

same with the door closed. *blows raspberry, makes spurting dick motion* the truth is somewhere in the back with ^c try to paste back with a fastball.

lmao

# ? Apr 20, 2016 22:29

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

Tori BIOS posted:
same with the door closed. *blows raspberry, makes spurting dick motion* the truth is somewhere in the back with ^c try to paste back with a fastball.
lmao

gently caress yeah, i love dragonball z that's the actual intent of restaurant meals. yeah, dunno what's wrong with real estate there that you can't laugh at anything.

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Quad City CJ: Apr 7, 2003

there are a great organization.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 23:00

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