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Lime Tonics posted:6 facts about star citizen. Ponzi posted:Chris will instruct the devs to model every single skin pore, and the sweat beads that come out of each one, as determined by the internal temperature of the character, taking into account realistic variations over the whole surface, due to whatever activity is being performed on a second-by-second basis.  I thought I was joking.  e: heresacat 
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Ponzi posted:I resent that remark. I had absolutely nothing to do with it. *deep inhale* SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIILLLLLL   
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his nibs posted:The speakers of the things are truly a globality of shitpostarility drat this would have been the best thread title 
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Lime Tonics posted:6 facts about star citizen.  Looks like the public perception of Star Citizen is pretty bad now. Outside of reddit, the rsi forums and gaming sites only cultists and trolls bother posting on everybody is laughing at it.
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Ponzi posted:
I suspect this may be one of the promised features that might not make the cut ....ahem. 'Bought as seen mate , no tire kickers '
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Apr 20, 2016 23:17
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TTerrible posted:For those unaware: 
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I am careless. Thank you censorship ghost.
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Apr 20, 2016 23:20
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Hey man, with Dynamic Pupils it, like shows, when your commando got in the space weed. You know, the weed on the spaceship farm, in your multispaceship dome thing. That's not in the game yet.
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EightAce posted:Yes. Deleted that post straight away cos it leads down a rabbit hole that I am part of ... no worries i shut up. stay safe ghost.
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Apr 20, 2016 23:20
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Woooooaasaaah there ! I was just saying that his hair changes color, topology and aspect ratio on an unervingly regular basis....... Taps nose with forefinger
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I think he was talking about the Restoration Hardware furniture in his office Well the word was cig employees brought in furniture from home so this makes perfect sense 
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EightAce posted:Woooooaasaaah there ! I was just saying that his hair changes color, topology and aspect ratio on an unervingly regular basis....... Stay safe developer ghost. Whatever we say, whatever we do, we didn't mean it. We want you back for good.
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TTerrible posted:I am careless. Thank you censorship ghost. his nibs fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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EightAce posted:Woooooaasaaah there ! I was just saying that his hair changes color, topology and aspect ratio on an unervingly regular basis....... ee by gum our kid you're all reet
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i thought she got tired of pegging and wants a good screw? maybe not though?
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wyoak posted:i'm not defending it, i'm just saying overpriced furniture is the least of their problems and wouldn't even be an issue if they were a well-run company You're right, the overpriced furniture is the least of their problems because in a well-run company they wouldn't have overpriced furniture.
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EightAce posted:Woooooaasaaah there ! I was just saying that his hair changes color, topology and aspect ratio on an unervingly regular basis....... <Insert joke about pipelines, refactoring & insinuations about Sandi's vagina> E: "You might say, Sandi is having her pipeline refactored by top men."
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EightAce posted:I suspect this may be one of the promised features that might not make the cut ....ahem. Literally everything Chris has said is in the plan. It's all on the great rainbow roadmap into the stars 
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runsamok posted:<Insert joke about pipelines, refactoring & insinuations about Sandi's vagina> I've been wanting to say "get Sanded" for a while and this is probably the best chance I'll ever have
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Nation posted:latest revelations are just too much if true i will implode with laughter Yes, the true cost of that door is unbelievable.
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Has CiG actually done anything right in the last 5~6 years development wise? Or the last 6 months, or whatever the development cycle started. They got a crymod tech demo out, and made things "hanger ready" , other than that? The tutorial is still broken for fucks sakes.
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MeLKoR posted:You're right, the overpriced furniture is the least of their problems because in a well-run company they wouldn't have overpriced furniture. Forget the cost, the loving desks aren't height adjustable. This is brazen loving stupidity and definitely was a decision made by somebody who does no actual work God drat I'm mad about desks 
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:This post is seriously northern (up the arris) Is that northern? Explain to me the 'arris'. I remember a very old Only Fools & Horses episode where there was: arris -> Aristotle -> bottle -> bottle & glass -> arse. which is so daft it's probably a piss-take of cockney slang, which doesn't work like that anyway, and northerners sure ain't rhyming glass with arse.
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Lime Tonics posted:Has CiG actually done anything right in the last 5~6 years development wise? They have yet to release a single game. Their first game is going to be Squadron 42 and it is a gigantic title that is too big for a first time dev studio that is spread out across 3 studios that are located around the globe.
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Lime Tonics posted:Has CiG actually done anything right in the last 5~6 years development wise? besides make money off jpegs? not much.
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This thread has spawned more working game projects than the Star Citizen kickstarter.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Comments are pure strain gold SirWreckedAngle 1 point : 19 minutes ago reply If you'd like to get an extra 5,000 UEC when you sign up for this cult then use the referral code STAR-CTZN-SCAM
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xiansi posted:which doesn't work like that anyway Some doublings become so prevalent people forget the originating phrase. For example, the comparatively mild insult "berk" evolved from "Berkshire Hunt", which is rhyming slang for oval office. tooterfish fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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Hi Derek, I'm sure you feel sad about whales not believing you when you say poo poo's hosed, so I decided to make Gil Scott-Heron spin in his grave for you. An internet warlord warned us "SCAM!" (But Derek smart's a goon) Ben L.'s overdosed on ham. (But Derek smart's a goon) I can't pay my spaceship bill. (But Derek smart's a goon) Ten years from now, no Idris, still. (But Derek smart's a goon) Ben made more rape jokes last night. (But Derek smart's a goon) The new flight model's stinky shite. (But Derek smart's a goon) I wonder what's with CIG? (But Derek smart's a goon) I got news they were fooling me. (From Derek smart, a goon) Roberts taking my whole drat check, Leavers making me a nervous wreck, The price of ships is going up, An' as if all that poo poo wasn't enough: An internet warlord warned us "SCAM!" (But Derek smart's a goon) CIG has gone on the lam. (But Derek smart's a goon) With all that money they made last year (Said Derek smart, the goon) How come there ain't no money here? (Asked Derek smart, the goon) Y'know I just about had my fill (Of Derek smart, the goon) I think I'll send these spaceship bills, Airmail special (to Derek Smart, the goon)
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xiansi posted:Is that northern? Explain to me the 'arris'. Well I've lived in Rochdale my entire life (The arse of the world) and I swear I've heard people say "arris" it's not rhyming slang and when it's been used it's mostly sarcastic like taking the piss out of one's northerness.
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EightAce posted:Woooooaasaaah there ! I was just saying that his hair changes color, topology and aspect ratio on an unervingly regular basis....... This explains donut gate. Sandi is a feeder. She likes to be the filling in a Lesnick sandwich.
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if crobber is getting cuckled six ways from sunday that should surprise exactly no-one. all you need to do is look at him, look at her, and factor in what is apparent about her personality to even a casual observer. there were also a couple of vids in the very early days featuring good looking contractors where she was all but drooling at the gash
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alphabettitouretti posted:This explains donut gate. Sandi is a feeder. She likes to be the filling in a Lesnick sandwich. This isn't even a fat joke but I really and practically think that anyone would die doing this. Especially someone as small as sandi. Speaking of. .... Sandi, my GILF fetish is very real. Just say the word and I'll hit that like an asteroid hitting the dinosaurs. That's an ELE to look forward to. If it's retarded rambling and arm flailing that gets you hot I can tazer myself in the balls with a mouth full of peanut butter, you know whatever gets you off. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Daztek posted:The story so far just... lol
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Fat Shat Sings posted:This isn't even a fat joke but I really and practically think that anyone would die doing this. Especially someone as small as sandi. please leave. Thank you.
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Lladre posted:Except 40k is eleven years older. I still have the original rule-book. It is chock full of guides to how to build your own speeders from scratch and stuff.  MeLKoR posted:trap sprung  Also, good morning thread.
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Friendly Humour posted:please leave. Thank you. My posting triples every second
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