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Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

cash crab posted:

Speaking of firm slurries



My roommate likes to make large curry dishes, not finish them, and then leave them out overnight because WHY NOT

I'm sure it tasted great, but it's a little nauseating to look at.

I refuse to refrigerate things like curry if I'm going to eat them in a few hours / when I wake up. Also pizza, rice, and anything else the cold will ruin and require me to effort to fix. For things like curry and rice, though, the flavour changes and becomes more uniform so it's at least a slightly different experience. Like leftover pizza.

e: I don't have top-of-page content, and won't make any because of leftover pizza.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

why is there a slice of mushroom in it :psyduck:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Oh, he doesn't eat them when he gets up. He just doesn't remember to put it in the fridge until then.

Also, I don't know. I like to imagine it was the only mushroom in the whole thing.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

cash crab posted:


Also, I don't know. I like to imagine it was the only mushroom in the whole thing.

tiny hiding mushroom: "Is he... is he gone yet?"

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

FFT posted:

lame and inappropriate

i made this the other night



This is like a 4 or 5 on the bristol stool chart

ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

To the maker of the bean turd, did you at least use the savory kind of peanut butter? I'm imagining this with the standard American dessert spread and it's horrifying.


Re: school lunch chat from a few pages ago-



These two look like the food I got in middle school, although the presentation of the pizza one is over-the-top fancy for any school I ever went to.

In high school I went to a smaller magnet school that was woefully underfunded and I actually missed this kind of stuff. There, there were basically 2 lunch options;

1. Pizza. These were uncomfortably uniform, always undercooked with a nasty doughy crust, and a cup of grease on top. This is takeout and the cheese looks better but close enough-

2. Nuggets. They came in chicken or fish-shaped-fish, but they tasted the same.



Both were served with fries, milk, an orange, and exactly 1 ketchup packet per day. Every, single, loving, day. For reference, yes, I grew up in the deep south. :smith:



My favorite lovely frozen food is these things, but I don't buy them anymore since my boyfriend doesn't eat pork. Probably for the best.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/otkVb0D.webm

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Haverchuck posted:

This is like a 4 or 5 on the bristol stool chart

Better Bristol than Apgar, IMO.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts











Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I call Pizza Rules.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
I call for an explanation.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I call crayons.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bonster posted:

I call for an explanation.



Or something similar

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ForcedKen posted:

To the maker of the bean turd, did you at least use the savory kind of peanut butter? I'm imagining this with the standard American dessert spread and it's horrifying.
well it was only two grams of sugar per 32 instead of the three grams in jif so maybe?

i added honey later anyway~

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I did something like this backpacking once. Fusilli, chopped red peppers, sliced havarti with pasta sauce and sriracha in a wrap. It was tasty and heart backcountry food, and no dishes to clean. Has to be on the first or second night before food starts going bad though.

At home is just stupid.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I see the pizza comes with mushrooms.

ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

Scathach posted:

Hold your horses motherfucker. Piggly Wiggly is a real goddamned thing? Holy poo poo.

I don't think this ever got answered. Not only is the grocery store chain Piggly Wiggly a real thing, but in Florida there's also a convenience store chain that decided to rip off the "concept."




Now that I'm on the right computer, some recently collected bad food porn:










Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

it's a loaf of bread??


Someone ejaculated on a slice of fruit toast?!? Seems perfectly normal to me?

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
Bad food porn ? That's like the elder god of bread, the one generations of bakers have searched endlessly, the True Bread You Need With Homemade Mayonnaise.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Schubalts posted:

Dinner today, over rice. Chicken, yellow onion, green onion, spinach, peppers.



A beautiful chef, I am not, but golly it tastes good.

wtf this looks fine you crazeeeee

tribbledirigible posted:

I'm almost positive that didn't come from the can, because like all Ligo products, it's so much worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyYKz0Lg0kc

OH GOD

Ligo peanut butter is like the worst thing in the universe. I bought it occasionally when I lived in Korea and always, ALWAYS regretted my decision.


would

but I have never eaten bologna

so my judgment is suspect

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

It's covered in fungus?

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Gridlocked posted:

It's covered in fungus?

It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Can't expect Americans to recognise unprocessed food

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5Mqr6tRlw

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

DekeThornton posted:

It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?

I don't know, I see green near the middle there.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Wanamingo posted:

I don't know, I see green near the middle there.
The lighting is terrible, but that's some normal-rear end bread which I eat every day because this is the only kind of bread worth touching my refined German lips :smuggo:.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Yo dawg I heard you like carbs, so I put your pasta in a bread so you can eat while you eat.


Is this one of those things where it's not technically illegal, but also it's definitely not okay :ohdear:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Everyone check your cards. Someone in this room has a bingo.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i think its porn but her clothes stay on so....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNgmuu9au4

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



This one's cheating because it was some weird art project by some guy to be a chocolate Santa with a buttplug.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

DekeThornton posted:

It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?

Looks green and fungusy to me.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Chocolate rain? More like chocolate pain!



:itwaspoo:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

EorayMel posted:

Chocolate rain? More like chocolate pain!



:itwaspoo:

I need context. Did they microwave these?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

DrBouvenstein posted:



This one's cheating because it was some weird art project by some guy to be a chocolate Santa with a buttplug.

It's by renowned American artist Paul McCarthy. He does elaborate art stuff with ketchup, mayo and Hershey's syrup. Also giant buttplug trees and stuff.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

bringmyfishback posted:

wtf this looks fine you crazeeeee


OH GOD

Ligo peanut butter is like the worst thing in the universe. I bought it occasionally when I lived in Korea and always, ALWAYS regretted my decision.


would

but I have never eaten bologna

so my judgment is suspect

Bologna is good, but I wouldn't eat a canned version

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Playing catch-up.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



SHUT UP!! Dunkaroo Dip.

Wait, I got it:

"Mommy, we're hungry!"
"Here, now shut the gently caress up." *goes back to smoking meth*

:smith:

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh, speaking of the jalapeño bits, I'm pretty sure someone screwed up and sent this store green pepper bits by mistake. Those things did not taste like jalapeño. They tasted exactly like green bell pepper, so unless there's a jalapeño variant out there designed to taste like a bell pepper, they weren't jalapeños.

:pseudo: Read up on the Texas A&M Mild Jalapeno II hybrid. All of the jalapeno flavor, all of the bell pepper heat. :smith:

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

deadly_pudding posted:

I need context. Did they microwave these?

Yeah. It's a popular game at baby showers, usually done with diapers--you guess which candy bar looks like which poop. This is why you just pass along word of your baby registry along with the suggestion that anyone throwing a shower for you will be thrown through a table.


Gyro/shawarma/doner minus the pita

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coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

rndmnmbr posted:

:pseudo: Read up on the Texas A&M Mild Jalapeno II hybrid. All of the jalapeno flavor, all of the bell pepper heat. :smith:

Goddamn Aggies ruin everything.

Shameful frozen food: Totino's pizza rolls (combo flavor or whatever it's called), dipped in Pace picante. It's weird. I like it.

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