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Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

Plural Abysss fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Apr 22, 2016

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:04

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:56

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Beet Wagon posted:

Okay, so every week my friends and I go do a trivia night thing at a bar because we're lame.

If you win, your team gets to permanently modify the trophy. Like you can write your team name on it or put stickers on it or basically whatever you want. I think the only rule is no sex toys.

The team that won before us tied a doll head to the trophy and like drew a bunch of weird poo poo on it to try and make it creepy I guess? I dunno it looked like they tried to copy that scene from Toy Story.

So anyway, my team won and they were all like "We have to out-do the doll head, because it's lame and tryhard" and I was like "I can totally do this."

So I made FACEMASTER:

(the doll head and the tigger thing aren't mine, obviously)

Does your friendly gang shrink by one every week

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:05

Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

The thread briefly closing woke me up to the fact I'm still -OVER 500 PAGES BEHIND-. Jesus Christ, work gets a bit busy in March, and this thread just sprints out the building.

Did I miss anything in April? Are we in the 'axy yet?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:05

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Dear Mr. Smart, many months ago you promised us there was gonig to be a lawsuit regarding Star Citizen. Do you have any updates to gives us regarding that said lawsuit?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:06

Stanko-Prussian: May 22, 2006; CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, 'they' said.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!, 'they' said.
WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON PONY, 'they' said.
FOR GODSAKE! STOP SHOWING US YOUR BLACKHOLE'!! 'they' said.

When I lit the match....STOP SCREAMING, 'I' said

Beet Wagon posted:

Okay, so every week my friends and I go do a trivia night thing at a bar because we're lame.

If you win, your team gets to permanently modify the trophy. Like you can write your team name on it or put stickers on it or basically whatever you want. I think the only rule is no sex toys.

The team that won before us tied a doll head to the trophy and like drew a bunch of weird poo poo on it to try and make it creepy I guess? I dunno it looked like they tried to copy that scene from Toy Story.

So anyway, my team won and they were all like "We have to out-do the doll head, because it's lame and tryhard" and I was like "I can totally do this."

So I made FACEMASTER:

(the doll head and the tigger thing aren't mine, obviously)

ahahahaha holy poo poo

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:06

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

Okay, so every week my friends and I go do a trivia night thing at a bar because we're lame.

If you win, your team gets to permanently modify the trophy. Like you can write your team name on it or put stickers on it or basically whatever you want. I think the only rule is no sex toys.

The team that won before us tied a doll head to the trophy and like drew a bunch of weird poo poo on it to try and make it creepy I guess? I dunno it looked like they tried to copy that scene from Toy Story.

So anyway, my team won and they were all like "We have to out-do the doll head, because it's lame and tryhard" and I was like "I can totally do this."

So I made FACEMASTER:

(the doll head and the tigger thing aren't mine, obviously)

Beet Wagon, you are now Thread MVP. That trophy is drat good and hilarious.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:06

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Does your friendly gang shrink by one every week

Only when I run out of torsos.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:06

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Nice to see citizens soiling themselves over the MISC Prospector art.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:06

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Zakutambah posted:

The thread briefly closing woke me up to the fact I'm still -OVER 500 PAGES BEHIND-. Jesus Christ, work gets a bit busy in March, and this thread just sprints out the building.

Did I miss anything in April? Are we in the 'axy yet?

I couldn't keep up with the thread so I quit work last CitCon

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:07

Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

Also, hi.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:07

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

The live reveal of the trophy last night in Discord was absolutely incredible.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:08

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Eonwe posted:

ive been playing dark souls 3 lately

nice av

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:08

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Also, I feel the need to reiterate: I'm not a serial killer. Or even a regular killer.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:09

Loiosh: Jul 25, 2010

TTerrible posted:

I got my VCP5 and now if I read a sentence that has more than three words starting with V I start to shake uncontrollably.

vMotion, vCloud, View (though at least that is Horizon View now), svMotion, vvvv

VMware loves their vNaming just as bad as Apple likes iNames.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:09

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Good to see you back thread. And good to see you too, commandos! o9

ok I posted in the right thread this time.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:10

Ohtsam: Feb 5, 2010; Not this shit again.

What's this about Chris Roberts being a used car salesmen?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:10

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

I no longer feel grief.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:11

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Loiosh posted:

vMotion, vCloud, View (though at least that is Horizon View now), svMotion, vvvv

VMware loves their vNaming just as bad as Apple likes iNames.

Are you attempting aversion therapy on me or

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:11

Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I couldn't keep up with the thread so I quit work last CitCon

I feel this is the best course of action.

Years from now, this saga will need a chronicler.

They will gather round in hushed circles as the sage travels from town to town, village to village.

And he will impart unto them...

:gary:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:11

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Wafflz posted:

nice av

yea

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:11

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

Beet Wagon posted:

Also, I feel the need to reiterate: I'm not a serial killer. Or even a regular killer.

I understand man. People always get the wrong impression when you do contract work for the Stimperor.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:11

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

did we miss the lovely show?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:12

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

did we miss the lovely show?

RtV is in 50ish minutes

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:13

Loiosh: Jul 25, 2010

Eonwe posted:

yea

Your fan got active while I was studying. (Chapter 9, Security!)

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:13

Kimsemus: Dec 4, 2013; by Reene; Toilet Rascal

Eonwe posted:

yea

im glad of it.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:13

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Daztek posted:

RtV is in 50ish minutes

gently caress yeah can't wait

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:14

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

So how do we join the Derek Smart Discord featuring Beet Wagon and His Torsos

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:15

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Meridian posted:

I no longer feel grief.

This will all change, of course, with the coming of ~~Vlad~~ Ben.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:15

Trillhouse: Dec 31, 2000

While this thread was closed, star citizen came out and it's great. Turns out this thread was all that was holding it back.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:16

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

I couldn't sleep last night for lack of a thread to read until I passed out.

I dedicate this suffering to the Stimperor.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:17

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Tortolia posted:

So how do we join the Derek Smart Discord featuring Beet Wagon and His Torsos

Mr. Smart tends to post the link every now and then. Fantastic people and fantastic shills like to join it.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:18

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

hooray the thread is back

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:19

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Concept sale is up

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15306-MISC-Prospector-Unearthed

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:21

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

We got our own subforum again

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:21

Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

Trillhouse posted:

While this thread was closed, star citizen came out and it's great. Turns out this thread was all that was holding it back.

Deep within the bowels of CIG HQ, a support peon feels a lightening in his chest. Trembling fingers fumble for the F5, breath held. There, he sees it. He is free. The thread, the monster than has stalked him endlessly for months, is dead. "Don't go there". He sings the phrase while skipping from the building.

Today, he weeps. There is no freedom. Only a cruel mocking. The devil continues to toy with his soul. He stares mournfully a moment, then with dutiful sigh, begins to read again. F5.

F5.

F5

Above him, the light flickers over a faded nameplate.

"Sisyphus"

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:21

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

STAR CITIZEN: MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:22

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Ben deleted his site.

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=stuff

GOON VICTORY

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:22

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Don't forget to post your favorite stuff from Ben's jokes, doorgate, and pikey in the twitch chat TODAY!!

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:23

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

iron buns posted:

Croberts car dealership.

How do you fail at running a car dealership? It's basically a money printing license.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:24

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:56

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

Misc prospector unearthed

We were just digging around in the dirt outside the LA office burying the bodies of some filthy leavers and boy howdy we unearthed a rich untapped seam of jpegs for you to buy

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:24

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