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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hey guys, check it out-- sandwich cakes from 60's cookbooks are back! Not that they look awful, but I can't quite wrap my head around "mayonnaise frosting" and I know savory cakes are a little weird for some people.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/sandwich-cake-favorite-party-recipe-152403320.html

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Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010
Apparently, this is just food dye swirled all over the mozzarella cheese on a pepperoni pizza.
So it's not quite as awful as I expected! (it's still awful)

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Here's a little homegrown for you. :smug:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


RNG posted:

Here's a little homegrown for you. :smug:


Explain

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



I feel like this item is called a "burnt butt of cheese with pepperoni" (warning: may smell of fish)

E:

RNG
Jul 9, 2009


Forgot to set the timer on a frozen pizza, oven is small so anything near the edges gets burnt to poo poo if not carefully watched. And, uh, then I broke the burnt part off and ate the edible part.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DekeThornton posted:

It's flour. Have you people never seen an actual proper loaf of sourdough bread?

it's particularly floury to be honest. I'd be disappointed in myself if i ever baked a bread that looks near that thick with flour.

The first time I used a batard didn't even look that thick.



AFP:Donettes

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

axolotl farmer posted:

It's by renowned American artist Paul McCarthy. He does elaborate art stuff with ketchup, mayo and Hershey's syrup. Also giant buttplug trees and stuff.


In Rotterdam, the Netherlands. They come in several different colours!

They put a giant inflatable buttplug tree up in Paris but some goober stabbed it because ca n' est pas Francais huu huu :qq:


Here in the Netherlands, a staple of every grandma's birthday is the cold fish party platter. While all other dishes have evolved over time, these still celebrate the flavours and aesthetics of the very best 70's centerpieces in a riot of fish, fruit and hardboiled eggs.



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FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

that actually looks like it could be tasty



it's only looking at it now that i realize someone did a terrible slicing job

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smusX8AirYY

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

FFT posted:

that actually looks like it could be tasty



it's only looking at it now that i realize someone did a terrible slicing job

I made a pizza tonight that looked about like that, but at least I didn't take a picture of it. And it was delicious despite the fact I'm balls at shaping pizza dough and it got cut funny. :colbert: #nopizzarules

gay but cute tho
Apr 23, 2015


i like chips on my pizza but my boyfriend bullies me saying thats how i ruin a perfectly good 'za
its not that weird its better with ranch tho
ps not a constant thing i dont eat all my pizza with chips like a savage

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That actually reminds me, I used to do this thing where I'd buy a slice of pepperoni pizza and a pepperette from my local pizzeria, and roll the pepperette up in the slice and ate it.

I'm glad I stopped doing that because it would literally have killed me, but I long for that teenage treat every now and then.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gay but cute tho posted:


i like chips on my pizza but my boyfriend bullies me

As he should.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
those look like stacy's pita chips and stacy can go to hell because those things are garbage.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

those look like stacy's pita chips and stacy can go to hell because those things are garbage.

The Anti-Food-Porn Thread: stacy can go to hell

Speaking of chips, here are things someone tells me are "healthy chips." That person, too, may feel free to go to hell.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Scathach posted:

The Anti-Food-Porn Thread: stacy can go to hell

Speaking of chips, here are things someone tells me are "healthy chips." That person, too, may feel free to go to hell.



I'm gonna guess kale chips.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Scathach posted:

The Anti-Food-Porn Thread: stacy can go to hell

Speaking of chips, here are things someone tells me are "healthy chips." That person, too, may feel free to go to hell.



Kale chips are fantastic but chips they ain't.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Scathach posted:

Hey guys, check it out-- sandwich cakes from 60's cookbooks are back! Not that they look awful, but I can't quite wrap my head around "mayonnaise frosting" and I know savory cakes are a little weird for some people.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/sandwich-cake-favorite-party-recipe-152403320.html



Sandwich cakes are common, but kind of old-fashioned in Sweden. Served at things like funerals, 75th birthdays and company picnics.

Usuall with shrimp, smoked salmon and eggs, but sometimes with smoked horse meat (hamburgerkött), shredded ham and horseradish. Always with lots and lots of mayonnaise.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

teen witch posted:

Kale chips are fantastic but chips they ain't.

Seriously. A friend of mine made kale chips sprinkled with shredded cheese and they were ridiculously tasty, but they're not a substitute for potato chips.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

TheKennedys posted:

I made a pizza tonight that looked about like that, but at least I didn't take a picture of it. And it was delicious despite the fact I'm balls at shaping pizza dough and it got cut funny. :colbert: #nopizzarules
taste isn't a factor in anti-food porn.

also that was Dominos

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

teen witch posted:

Kale chips are fantastic but chips they ain't.
in all fairness, though, if done right (with plenty of fat and sodium) they're an interesting sort of passable for chips/crisps.

do not attempt this with collard greens, it will not work

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sakurazuka posted:

Can't expect Americans to recognise unprocessed food

You can buy bread that's made in-house at pretty much any major American grocery store that looks exactly like that

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzmDBgWNbI&index=28&list=PLcnP8uT1FzoX4gimY6dvrSuNJ3VOlc6mV

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

ForcedKen posted:


Re: school lunch chat from a few pages ago-




To put it in perspective, this is food that I get on a better day working in a Taiwanese school:



Deep fried banana, spicy squid, red porkish meat, veggies, corn soup. This is a better day.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

TontoCorazon posted:

As he should.

Pizza nazi spotted :colbert:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

GoutPatrol posted:

To put it in perspective, this is food that I get on a better day working in a Taiwanese school:



Deep fried banana, spicy squid, red porkish meat, veggies, corn soup. This is a better day.

That looks great but I'm concerned that you said "porkish" instead of pork

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

GoutPatrol posted:

To put it in perspective, this is food that I get on a better day working in a Taiwanese school:



Deep fried banana, spicy squid, red porkish meat, veggies, corn soup. This is a better day.

http://mapfight.appspot.com/tw-vs-usc/taiwan-united-states-contiguous-size-comparison

Taiwan is significantly smaller than most US states. There's a shitload more schools in the US the money needs to get spread around, so a lot of things get a quality hit.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

That actually reminds me, I used to do this thing where I'd buy a slice of pepperoni pizza and a pepperette from my local pizzeria, and roll the pepperette up in the slice and ate it.

I'm glad I stopped doing that because it would literally have killed me, but I long for that teenage treat every now and then.

holy poo poo. first stop: visit a legal service to fill out my last will and testament. second stop: this

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wapole Languray posted:

http://mapfight.appspot.com/tw-vs-usc/taiwan-united-states-contiguous-size-comparison

Taiwan is significantly smaller than most US states. There's a shitload more schools in the US the money needs to get spread around, so a lot of things get a quality hit.

Please, don't you know, any social program that works in a country of 5 million will work just fine in a country of 300 million

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
taiwan also does not generate as much money as america

but i guess spending money on your military is more important than your children :smug:


PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Oh, no, I agree. We need to severely slash our military budget. Every penny that would go toward supporting NATO or our so called "allies" in any fashion needs to be redirected to anything else.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Zzulu posted:

taiwan also does not generate as much money as america

but i guess spending money on your military is more important than your children :smug:




Don't eat pangolins :(

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hoover Dam posted:

It's a popular game at baby showers, usually done with diapers--you guess which candy bar looks like which poop.
:psyduck:

So do anthropologists drink an awful lot or

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Start drinking, and never stop.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PCOS Bill posted:

Oh, no, I agree. We need to severely slash our military budget. Every penny that would go toward supporting NATO or our so called "allies" in any fashion needs to be redirected to anything else.

I'm almost convinced this is a genuine post.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen posted:

I'm almost convinced this is a genuine post.

It is definitely sincere. Our military budget wouldn't be so big if we weren't playing World Military and made the rest of NATO actually contribute.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
These are supposedly pankcakes



holy poo poo this is a big image

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