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Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Basically I'm pretty sure it's because they wanted to make their two overarching mythologies explicitly incompatible, because that's how the CoD rolls.

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ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

MJ12 posted:

Clearly it's because the God-Machine persecutes the Beasts and they get crushed under the heels of The Man, man.

I'm not entirely facetious here-if Beast was originally some metaphor for minorities, it sort of makes sense given that the God-Machine is basically an explicit metaphor for the State. Like, it straight-out says that the God-Machine is this inhuman, massive entity made out of infrastructure which acts on the small scale not via its own powers, but via dispatching agents. It's baaaaasically God as a dream of good government.

Which makes the demons basically ex-cops who got stuck in jail, and the Beasts the minorities who now loathe and torment the ex-cops.

Except it's generally not a bad idea to make demons mad because they are very good at what they do, and what they do is terrorism.

So maybe it's because demons, despite not being creatures of primordial terror, being better at actually being relevant and concerning fears to mankind? Maybe it's jealousy?

Well, I think the God-Machine is way more "God as a dream of a government." Part of the metaplot is that the God-Machine ISN'T good. At best it is entirely neutral towards humanity and uses them to achieve it's own inhuman goals. The world is lovely, and it wants the world to STAY that way.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

ProfessorCirno posted:

Well, I think the God-Machine is way more "God as a dream of a government." Part of the metaplot is that the God-Machine ISN'T good. At best it is entirely neutral towards humanity and uses them to achieve it's own inhuman goals. The world is lovely, and it wants the world to STAY that way.

It's really more "nobody is really sure what the God-Machine wants, and we aren't actually sure that it has a coherent agenda at all."

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The God Machine is the Sex Robot from The Whitest Kids U Know and Demons are the cops.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Hunter quotes about beasts

"Burn them out. Burn them all, they are monstrous and smug about it".

gourdcaptain
Nov 16, 2012

Between Beast and the worst parts of the Exalted 3e kickstarter and development mess, the running comment among my circle of gaming friends was "White Wolf. White Wolf never changes." for most of last year.

All I know is I got annoyed enough I'm pretty much not cutting them the benefit of the doubt on stuff again.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Hostile V posted:

The God Machine is the Sex Robot from The Whitest Kids U Know and Demons are the cops.

Oh god, now I've got the Sex Robot music going in a loop in my head and I'm just imagining the Angels coughing awkwardly and looking away like they don't even want to be associated with it.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Josef bugman posted:

Hunter quotes about beasts

"Burn them out. Burn them all, they are monstrous and smug about it".

I would put the smug part first. There's plenty of monsters, but pretty much the defining Beast stchick is that they're the smug ones. They're smugger than vampires, fer crissake.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Ratoslov posted:

I would put the smug part first. There's plenty of monsters, but pretty much the defining Beast stchick is that they're the smug ones. They're smugger than vampires, fer crissake.

Deva's ditch them an hour in when diving into "authentic" urban hotspots already infested hipster bullshit.

Crasical
Apr 22, 2014

GG!*
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It feels weird that they used the 'My place or yours?" line more than once. I mean, over the course of 25 or so soundbits two occurrences is relatively nothing, but it gives the weird feeling of Beast sidling up to the more established WoD lines at a bar and waggling it's eyebrows while saying "ey, bby"

To Protect Flavor
Feb 24, 2016
Bought into 3e Exalted in part because of the ongoing review here. Gotta say, despite the reputation, it seems like a fun time.

Then again, my group's been slogging through a Hero System campaign of late, so maybe I'm just desperate.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Cythereal posted:

The promethean one-liners strike me as particularly tone deaf to that game line. Not surprising, I suppose, given that Beasts feel like they're ideal antagonists for Prometheans to come into conflict with.

I also get the feeling all one-liners about Hunters would have been "lol hunters."

Or possibly "Aagh, aagh, why am I on fire?"

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
Beast is probably the first WoD game where I really can't see how you'd even play it.

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011

Kemper Boyd posted:

Beast is probably the first WoD game where I really can't see how you'd even play it.

My impression of a lot of World of Darkness games, especially the ones that get released late in a line, is that they're all character concept and very few immediate hooks for what you should do as that character, other than exist. Most of the major gamelines i the nWoD were organized around the existence of several types of antagonist that you could face off against (other types of supernatural creature, organized enemies of your own supernatural type, and individual enemies of your own supernatural type), while the oWoD's major gamelines were big on major antagonists (the Sabbat, the Wyrm, the Technocracy). Beast is a shittier form of Vampire where all you can do is fight hunters, and the game is incredibly smug about your moral right to kill the hunters. Besides, beating up comatose girls isn't all that interesting.

Mummy: the Ressurection had a similar problem, and skimming Demon: the Fallen has left me with a similar feeling that someone was pushing a concept without really making a good game out of it.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Cythereal posted:

I also get the feeling all one-liners about Hunters would have been "lol hunters."
I'd bet on "unintentionally comic failure to understand the Hunter's point of view".

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
What I like is that the various descriptions for possible Beasts makes it clear that they really don't have a firm idea of what a Beast is or does. It's all over the goddamn place.

Doresh
Jan 7, 2015

oriongates posted:

Has there ever been a white wolf RPG in which the snide little "this is me smugly talking about X other being in the WOD" ever been any good?

I should write a Dude: The Bro or Mahou: The Shoujo where all cases of snarky bullshit are replaced with "Man, these guys are awesome".

Except for Beasts. They should be killed with fire.

NutritiousSnack posted:

This fiction is so bad it's unbelievable. Like the anti feminist mass murderer/Beast Hunting Hero who was arrested but the women he killed were indeed mass murdering beasts. Or the MRA programmer who is supposed to the bad guy because he wears a fedora and is mad at his female coworker, but thanks to the way Beast works she is indeed responsible for his creation and why he never did get that promotion.

Do they also have a homosexual Beast who brainwashes children into becoming homosexual themselves? Or a Beast from the Middle East whose lessons involve explosions?

MJ12 posted:

Clearly it's because the God-Machine persecutes the Beasts and they get crushed under the heels of The Man, man.

God-Machine? More like Jock-Machine.

Maxwell Lord posted:

What I like is that the various descriptions for possible Beasts makes it clear that they really don't have a firm idea of what a Beast is or does. It's all over the goddamn place.

That's because there are so many lessons to teach to us humans. Which we already know.

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011
God, I wish they didn't write the game so poo poo. The concept of a stronger foe, being harried, losing important things, etc as a vehicle for learning could be good. Just leverage it so people adapt to it over time and become a better human. But they didn't do that. That really makes me sad.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I have this wonderful image of a Vascu agent getting really sick of the Hannibal Lecter bullshit that a beast keeps trying to pull and just "accidentally" flooding the containment tank with bees and fire.

They probably wouldn't even write it up except to say "subject again proves unrecoverable due to extreme Smugness"

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hell I'm just imagining a Beast in the Lansing Supermax being starved of prey so its soul just goes on a rampage until you've got a bunch of Michigan Heroes trying to break into a heavily guarded federal prison to try and kill a prisoner.

"3/19/16 10:43 PM
loving god drat federal fat cats who do they think they are trying to keep me from the TRUTH. I am absolutely in the right, my mission is just and my cause is good, I will protect America and the world but I just have to get in there to get at Prisoner 27. They asked me how I knew about their facility and I told them I had seen it in my quest's visions and that's when they slapped me with trespassing. My hearing is in a month but I've got the books I need to beat this charge.

Filed under: THE TRUTH, righteous quest, Prisoner 27, thanks Obama"

Alternately it has to try and prey on the more human of the Slashers and ha ha good luck.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

And it's amazing how awful they talk about the lines where the subjects had no choice in their creation, the rest could have volunteers - and Sin-Eaters had to agree to the bargain to be come one, but Changelings were basically kidnapped and abused, and Prometheans never asked to be born.

So it ends up reading like the person who picks on the disabled kid to feel better about themselves.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Robindaybird posted:

And it's amazing how awful they talk about the lines where the subjects had no choice in their creation, the rest could have volunteers - and Sin-Eaters had to agree to the bargain to be come one, but Changelings were basically kidnapped and abused, and Prometheans never asked to be born.

So it ends up reading like the person who picks on the disabled kid to feel better about themselves.

Well Beasts are abusers so it checks out.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
This has a probably been said a hundred times already, but the whole "teach people lessons by doing terrible things to them" is essentially apologism for abuse. It's the kind of nonsense I hear unironically coming out out of people's mouths that the reason kids today are so out of control is that they don't get smacked around enough. Now, if the game at least took that and said "this is the bullshit reason Beasts use for hurting people", that'd be another story, but as it is, it wants to eat the whole cake and still have it afterwards.

Also the cake is frosted with poo poo in this metaphor.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Hostile V posted:

Alternately it has to try and prey on the more human of the Slashers and ha ha good luck.

Oh my goodness I want to see one of the brutes tear through one of these poseur motherfuckers like tissue paper.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Josef bugman posted:

Oh my goodness I want to see one of the brutes tear through one of these poseur motherfuckers like tissue paper.

Interesting thing is, Slasher suggests that legendary figures like Hercules, presented here as Heroes, could have been Slashers themselves.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Slashers are somehow more sympathetic and interesting than Beasts.

Somehow.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Alien Rope Burn posted:

This has a probably been said a hundred times already, but the whole "teach people lessons by doing terrible things to them" is essentially apologism for abuse. It's the kind of nonsense I hear unironically coming out out of people's mouths that the reason kids today are so out of control is that they don't get smacked around enough. Now, if the game at least took that and said "this is the bullshit reason Beasts use for hurting people", that'd be another story, but as it is, it wants to eat the whole cake and still have it afterwards.

Also the cake is frosted with poo poo in this metaphor.

This was one of the primary problems with beast's first incarnation. If you were a beast, then any abuse you suffered was just because you were different and those people just didn't understand you. If you weren't a beast, then you deserved it because you were a horrible person. Beasts were the embodiment of the cycle of abuse, but everyone else was scum for succumbing to it.

The "we teach lessons" bit was added after the fact to try and give them some validation and justification but they did this without actually changing much of the underlying text. So you have the beasts who stalk and murder bad tippers without actually teaching anyone that Tipping 15% is a good thing. Or, you know, justfying the act of murdering someone for being a bad tipper.

I still say that they should have just abandoned the crossover angle and made beasts own up to their monstrosity.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Night10194 posted:

Slashers are somehow more sympathetic and interesting than Beasts.

Somehow.

Most Slashers aren't half as smug. Brutes and Masks can't be smug. Beasts will kill you to "teach you a lesson." Slashers will kill you because they can.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Slashers are refreshingly honest. They're not about to tell you that you shouldn't be mad at them for killing people.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I mean it'd be one thing if the Beasts went after other monsters to teach them a lesson. "Hey shitlord! I'm the REAL monster here, stop loving up our legacy!" would be an okay crossover conflict, especially if coupled to 'Yeah I am totally a monster and embrace it'.

Doresh
Jan 7, 2015

Kurieg posted:

I still say that they should have just abandoned the crossover angle and made beasts own up to their monstrosity.

Speaking of: I'm wondering when this whole crossover thing will pop up. As it stands now, the only other splat who would want to have anything to do with this weirdoes are Hunters, and only because they are somewhat servicable for Slasher hunting practice.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Doresh posted:

Speaking of: I'm wondering when this whole crossover thing will pop up. As it stands now, the only other splat who would want to have anything to do with this weirdoes are Hunters, and only because they are somewhat servicable for Slasher hunting practice.

I could also see Beasts being a fine villain to Prometheans. If Beasts are supposed to be about teaching harsh lessons, then suitable students are the monsters trying to learn what it means to be human.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
The guy who wrote the Promethean section in Beast said that he basically saw Beasts as "inhumanity cheerleaders"—they're bad examples for Prometheans who want to lead them away from their Pilgrimage.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
The werewolf-->Beast relationshp always struck me as a little weird too. A Beast's feeding would pollute the local spirit landscape with so many pain and suffering spirits that no werewolf would willingly associate with them, but having a werewolf on hand is probably the best way for a Beast to deal with Heroes. A Gauru werewolf can turn a hero into sausage.

Traveller
Jan 6, 2012

WHIM AND FOPPERY

The only crossover I can think of is a vampire, a werewolf, a mage, a changeling, a Promethean (somehow), a hunter, a sin-eater, a mummy and a demon all coming together in the same room and going "we are the literal scum of the earth but those fucks don't get a pass," and then fixing the World of Darkness - Beast by bloody Beast.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


I imagine the other splats and beasts as that Mad Men scene in the elevator with Don Draper and the guy who's not a main character.

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Zereth posted:

I'd bet on "unintentionally comic failure to understand the Hunter's point of view".

That's basically exactly how the later stuff about hunters goes.

Alien Rope Burn posted:

This has a probably been said a hundred times already, but the whole "teach people lessons by doing terrible things to them" is essentially apologism for abuse. It's the kind of nonsense I hear unironically coming out out of people's mouths that the reason kids today are so out of control is that they don't get smacked around enough. Now, if the game at least took that and said "this is the bullshit reason Beasts use for hurting people", that'd be another story, but as it is, it wants to eat the whole cake and still have it afterwards.

Also the cake is frosted with poo poo in this metaphor.

Yeah. I expect Kurieg to have words about this when it starts coming up more in earnest, but I have some of my own when I go into the mechanics.

Anyway, I also have a bad, bad idea. Apparently, the fansplat Leviathan: the Tempest has been getting a 2e do-over on Onyx Path's forums, and I'm considering picking at it - especially in context of Beast, since while the original Leviathan had a shitload of problems, its fluff served as a pretty hilarious mirror to hold up to Beast. I might even compare the two drafts to each other.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I keep forgetting that I never got around to the powers for Leviathan because I got buried under it being a giant pile of words on a wiki. I still find it hilarious that Leviathans are the better Beast because Beast is like "well uh what do you do with the world and other supernatural species" and Leviathan is like "you don't know how to interact the world and other supernatural species and there's the main thrust of your conflict".

I would love to see how 2e Leviathan is because ha ha the original certainly was designed by RPG.net guys and it's 1e Storyteller like a motherfucker so I really hope that this interesting premise can actually be playable.

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Hostile V posted:

I keep forgetting that I never got around to the powers for Leviathan because I got buried under it being a giant pile of words on a wiki. I still find it hilarious that Leviathans are the better Beast because Beast is like "well uh what do you do with the world and other supernatural species" and Leviathan is like "you don't know how to interact the world and other supernatural species and there's the main thrust of your conflict".

I would love to see how 2e Leviathan is because ha ha the original certainly was designed by RPG.net guys and it's 1e Storyteller like a motherfucker so I really hope that this interesting premise can actually be playable.

I'm doing a very quick skim right now. It's still kind of ill-thought-out in a lot of the crunch, but it's still got compelling hooks and ideas under it, and I haven't trivially found a way to roll 98 dice to throw a house on somebody right out of chargen like 1e Leviathan's powers let me.

And yeah, honestly? Leviathan does a significant chunk of Beast's more salvageable concepts much better. For instance, Ahabs are basically Heroes that aren't completely awful in every way, and Atolls can be used for all sorts of entertaining/horrifying things.

What's an Atoll? Imagine being the incarnate bloodline of the Old Gods, your psychic pressure intense enough to force your worst enemies to bow before you in fear and reverence. You probably haven't interacted with someone who wasn't bending over backward for you in decades. Then, all of a sudden, you meet someone who makes your constant inner anxiety chill the gently caress out, and you must get to know them...but your mojo doesn't work on them. At all. And now you're a centuries old squid god babbling like a goon trying to impress this random checkout clerk who's getting more and more weirded out, and oh god your fish eyes are starting to pop out :spaghetti:

Ahabs, meanwhile, are basically people who respond to your psychic browbeating with murderous rage and become, well, Captain Ahab. They will not rest until you're dead, and the sheer level of their obsession with killing you empowers them to do so. Again, you're probably so used to scaring trained soldiers into submission with a mean look that some accountant with a baseball bat who will not lay down and die is going to be a big, big problem for you if you've gotten out of shape.

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Ahabs are much better heroes than Heroes because not only are they normal people with a dark compulsion just thrust upon them, they can actually try to suppress their quest and force themselves to be normal until they can't take it anymore. A lot of Heroes will, like, laugh triumphantly as they attack Beasts but Ahabs are more plausibly human, like you might end up with one terrified of who they are and are incredibly apologetic about trying to murder you.

Also I like how the Marduk Society looks in 2e.

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