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Franklin, please finish your Cheerios and eat your Flintstone vitamins Eat your Flintstone vitamins to grow up big and string To be big and strong you have to eat your Flintstone vitamins, Franklin |
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Benjamin later went on to invent the kite and the key on the string.
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Apr 23, 2016 22:52
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Ostentatious posted:Eat your Flintstone vitamins to grow up big and string the vitamins represent love. |
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Apr 23, 2016 23:42
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Benjamin later went on to invent the kite and the key on the string. before this invention it was a dark time of pockets full of keys, it took full minutes to get into one's house or lockbox. praise be to franklin!
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Apr 24, 2016 00:19
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Franklin, the fate of the world rests on your shoulders The world is your oyster, think of the strings and keys you will help with your strength. Look at the people pleading with you. Why don't you eat your Flintstone vitamins, do you not understand how important this is to your future. What will your friends at school think when they discover you did not eat your Flintstone vitamins? Please Franklin, eat the Flintstone vitamins. Edit: For God's sake, Franklin Ostentatious fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Apr 24, 2016
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Apr 24, 2016 00:27
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If it's the gummy vitamins and frankin refuses to eat them he's a lil bitch |
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Apr 24, 2016 04:40
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Update: Going to take Franklin to McDonalds and get him a Big Kids Meal for lunch, will sneak the Flintstone vitamins inside his double cheeseburger
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Apr 24, 2016 09:43
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ok franklin, now turn the dial 45 degrees to the left and turn the handle.. do you see some wires? ok. now really carefully, cut the green wire, then the puce one, in that order... steady now. one mistake could kill us all. ok. now what do you see? ....hm. well, i know you don't like it, but if you don't the bomb will explode and kill us all. franklin... please! eat the flintstone vitamins!! our lives depend on it!!!
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Ostentatious posted:Update: Going to take Franklin to McDonalds and get him a Big Kids Meal for lunch, will sneak the Flintstone vitamins inside his double cheeseburger I'm calling the police.
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Apr 24, 2016 14:04
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| Franklin the turtle? Ben franklin? Who the gently caress are we talking about? | |
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Apr 24, 2016 16:59
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Apr 24, 2016 17:25
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Update: Left Franklin alone with his double cheeseburger to do some online shopping, the dog just walked into the room three feet taller than he was fifteen minutes ago If he doesn't eat his Flintstone vitamins, I will be forced to consider taking his Sega Genesis away
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Apr 24, 2016 17:25
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franklin's drawings have become more interesting lately. the other day he drew a hopeless stickfigure with a frowny-face being crushed by a cylindrical caveman. "yabba dabba please dont" is violently scribbled above the illustration. |
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Apr 24, 2016 17:43
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Macnult posted:franklin's drawings have become more interesting lately. the other day he drew a hopeless stickfigure with a frowny-face being crushed by a cylindrical caveman. "yabba dabba please dont" is violently scribbled above the illustration. |
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Apr 24, 2016 18:46
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Update: Replaced the inside of Altered Beast with Flintstone vitamins, hopefully he blows on the cartridge and gets his vitamins so he can be big and strong
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Apr 24, 2016 21:25
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Wise fwom youwe gwave, fwankwin |
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Apr 24, 2016 21:38
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Update: The Genesis room has been torn apart, the video game console itself seems to have transformed into a warewolf
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Apr 26, 2016 06:22
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franklin, if you don't eat your Flintstone vitamins we will leave the zoo this instant *later on the news* "The local zoo was destroyed when a giraffe grew to enormous size. In the pen that once held our new and terrible god some fragments of gummy vitamins were found."
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Apr 26, 2016 13:21
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Celluloid Sam posted:Wise fwom youwe gwave, fwankwin google THIS posted:
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Apr 26, 2016 14:11
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google THIS posted:
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google THIS posted:
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Update: I think perhaps it's how I'm phrasing it. I approached Owen Wilson and his agent, asking if he could reprise his role as "Car" (from the hit movie Cars) wearing the costume and perhaps offering the Flintstone vitamins in exchange for driving him. They refuse to return my calls. I have to settle for having his teacher dress up as Betty Rubble and offer the Flintstone vitamins in exchange for a free A in one of his classes
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Apr 26, 2016 19:31
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Betty was hot |
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Apr 26, 2016 19:34
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barney was a much better catch than fred, i bet young barney was dreamy while young fred was kinda fat a doughy
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Apr 26, 2016 20:06
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Luvcow posted:barney was a much better catch than fred, i bet young barney was dreamy while young fred was kinda fat a doughy he was that young muscly dude who slowly turns to fat
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Apr 27, 2016 16:40
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who would you rather bang: the flintstones or the jetsons?
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MrWillsauce posted:who would you rather bang: the flintstones or the jetsons? i bet rosie has been programmed with a few tricks
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Apr 27, 2016 18:45
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we're on the same page there my brother haha!
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Apr 27, 2016 18:55
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i bet rosie has been programmed with a few tricks but given the reliability of other technology in that show would you trust it??
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Apr 27, 2016 19:03
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the danger makes it sexy
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Apr 27, 2016 19:04
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big black turnout posted:but given the reliability of other technology in that show would you trust it?? it's more reliable than the dinosaur-based technology of the flintstones! |
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Apr 27, 2016 19:13
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jane never stops that crazy thing |
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Apr 27, 2016 19:22
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the question really boils down to if you wanna sleep with a robot or a dinosaur
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Apr 27, 2016 19:25
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both, a dinobot
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Apr 27, 2016 19:26
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a sexy dinobot duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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Apr 27, 2016 19:27
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i'd pre fer a robosaur |
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Apr 27, 2016 19:30
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im not into my dinobot for the sex, i'm into it because they are a generous lover and a good mate, they work at the local steel mill so i get to stay home and watch our little robosaurus cyborgs grow up and my dinobot can reach all the tall places i cant get to. Also our kids win every single schoolyard fight that revolves around whose dad could beat the other's up.
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DraconicImpulse posted:i'd pre fer a robosaur pervert |
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It's a living |
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