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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
:mrwhite:

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i'm MSNBC's faulty sound board guy, who can't get the feed from the candidate's mic

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
This sound guy is :sad:!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Whomever's running the audio didn't get the memo from Corey that there was going to be Q&A tonight.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
This is amazing.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

lmao, the mic argument is great

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Christie is loving gone

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Hahaha holy poo poo the Hunt for the Open Mic.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Von Sloneker posted:

Chris Christie's starting to drift.

he's in a k hole

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

538 is keeping a tally of the Pennsylvania's unbound delegates. Though all are free to change their mind before the Convention, most seem committed to their district's winner or to Trump. If that holds, a win in Indiana might not even be necessary.

Expect Cruz's people to start harassing the delegates, despite Trump likely winning over 50% of the statewide vote.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jewel Repetition posted:

Christie is loving gone

This helps explain his compassion for drug users.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Dude the Stones are loving awful.

Stones were actually pretty good, at least for 1968-1972.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Somewhere in NYC an MSNBC producer's blood pressure just achieved orbit.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

QuoProQuid posted:

538 is keeping a tally of the Pennsylvania's unbound delegates. Though all are free to change their mind before the Convention, most seem committed to their district's winner or to Trump. If that holds, a win in Indiana might not even be necessary.

It's not necessary even without them, although some delegates are required.

The really big deal is if the media start reporting at least the 16-18 Trump commits as equal to pledged.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i'm christie's flapping neck skin

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

Christie is loving gone

I wonder what he expected when he hitched his wagon to Trump in the first place.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

never do math on stage yall

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Bip Roberts posted:

Stones were actually pretty good, at least for 1968-1972.

I politely disagree.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

lamentable dustman posted:

never do math on stage yall

"I've always been very good at math." ~ Donald Trump, just now.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
"I think Chris Christie is fantastic"

*stares hungrily at Trump*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Just tuned in and why the gently caress is Christie looking like he wants to lick Trump's neck

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Trump won't even entertain the idea of VP Christie.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

Just tuned in and why the gently caress is Christie looking like he wants to lick Trump's neck

lots of things seem like a good idea when you're on a strict diet

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Epic High Five posted:

Just tuned in and why the gently caress is Christie looking like he wants to lick Trump's neck

Drugs and/or alcohol. And TBH who could blame him?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Tweet in... modern form of writing."


You know, technically, Trump could tweet the State of the Union and fulfill the constitutional obligation.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

It is alright. Everything is alright. The struggle is finished. Christie has won victory over himself. He loves Donald Trump.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Dude the Stones are loving awful.

This is the most insane post I've seen in this election so far.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

"Tweet in... modern form of writing."


You know, technically, Trump could tweet the State of the Union and fulfill the constitutional obligation.

donald trump will demand (and receive) the first twiter presidential debate

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
"I will do more for women than Hillary ever did"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

trump promised him a new, skinny body and backstage passes to springsteen

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

A hypothetical, increasingly unlikely cabinet position.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

OatmealRaisin posted:

I wonder what he expected when he hitched his wagon to Trump in the first place.

He expected to be nominated to be Attorney General of the United States.

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Constant Hamprince posted:

Somewhere in NYC an MSNBC producer's blood pressure just achieved orbit.

:golfclap:

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

attorney general nod, plus immunity / pardoning from whatever he's currently being investigated

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

Attorney General. Christie will have full control over the Trump administration's drug policy.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Ego-bot posted:

Attorney General. Christie will have full control over the Trump administration's drug policy.

aspirin will now be a scheduled drug

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Trump has improved a lot at this poo poo imo

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

Uh, a job lined up for after his time as NJ governor???

Christie was SMART. He saw through the GOPe's delusion early on and hitched his wagon to the NEW GOP world order.

TRUMP!!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

QuoProQuid posted:

It is alright. Everything is alright. The struggle is finished. Christie has won victory over himself. He loves Donald Trump.

Christie is the viewer stand in at this point, he's along for the ride and just in awe at what's happening.

I just remembered Christie's burn on Rubio and wondered for a second whether the Governor of New Jersey is a goon in more than one sense of the term.

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