Wedemeyer posted:

A New Bully is the worst star wars movie imo.

Agent Escalus posted:

And yet the ex-cop (Ken Walls, I think) behind Police Quest tried to kickstart a similar IP a few years ago, also based around being a cop who must follow proper police procedure. Failed, which is a shame, because how many games are out there like that, especially these days? (Even L.A. Noire let you drive around like a lunatic.)

Tricky D posted:

A game where police follow procedure is simply too fantastic for the medium.

trapped mouse posted:

I was wondering if Jon Pop was the short black man who is convinced that this prevents him from every single joy in life. So I looked it up in the SAclopedia, and I was right! It's worth a read, apparently people are still updating it now and again.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2572

That poo poo seems like some FYAD posting.

Also, is he seriously 5'9? That is literally just the average height of black men in the U.S.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Would you want to be an average black man in the US?

theflyingorc posted:

i don't think the average black man makes 50 separate SA accounts

theflyingorc posted:

i don't think the average black man makes 50 separate SA accounts

Telsa Cola posted:

Clearly they should be limited to
Thirty accounts. Im so sorry

TheWeepingHorse posted:

We're good with just the mule, thanks.

Pick posted:

Only if you refuse to remove Jon Pop as an outlier.

FactsAreUseless posted:

That's just his psychic powers talking.

Joementum posted:

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but not everyone has the same encyclopedic knowledge of porn actresses who look like Ted Cruz that you've spent years developing.

Saladman posted:

This might've already been mentioned, but Caro got covered on the Free Republic (web forum for super far right stereotypes, very much big fans of conspiracy theorists as long as they're committed by DEMONcrats):

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3418767/posts

quote:

OK, it looks like he may be a sniper who worked for the CIA or similar agency under a ‘freelance journalist’ cover.

The FBI even put out a ‘most wanted’ poster on him as a missing person at one point. https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/k...rick-dawes/view

Before going to Syria, he worked in Libya.

8 posted on 4/8/2016, 4:19:22 PM by PAR35

quote:

OK, it looks like he may be a sniper who worked for the CIA or similar agency under a ‘freelance journalist’ cover.

Caro must be rolling over in his straight jacket or whatever knowing that other paranoid conspiracy theorists are convinced HE'S the one working for the CIA.

my dad posted:

That's a solid foundation for a lame joke.

Teflon Don posted:

The Byob icon tilts for some reason

Stexils posted:

did some research on this















investigation ongoing

FactsAreUseless posted:

Give me a second and I'll come up with a better one.

Sharzak posted:

these puns are literally making i sick (isaac) (as in isaac asmiov)

Sharzak posted:

these puns are literally making i sick (isaac) (as in isaac asmiov)

Machai posted:

Is it Detective Vision?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

if you had named yourself after the band heldon and i had been the one making bad foundation jokes i'd post "sorry heldon"

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I've predicted all these jokes through mathematics.

Tracula posted:

I dont know what's worse. The fact all you nerds are making these jokes or the fact that I get them.

JonathonSpectre posted:

I just want to remind everyone of something.

One of the most loathsome people to ever loving live on this planet, Ted Cruz, backstabbed and hosed over every person he came in contact with for the past four years, forced his party into a bunch of no-win scenarios that made them look stupid and clueless, and generally called out everyone in his entire party as a bunch of commiesymp Islamolibs who want to dress up as a gay-married woman and gently caress a child in a public bathroom. He did all of these things knowingly, burning every bridge he's ever crossed, mauling every hand that's ever fed him, all in service of one dream: He would become the Republican nominee in 2016 and win the Presidency and then the trail of blood and nightmares he left behind wouldn't matter because gently caress you I'm POTUS that's why.

He sacrificed everything to this goal, and he's going to lose by a small number of delegates to the political equivalent of the Fukushima meltdown. His strategy would (probably) have worked! It's pretty clear that the JEB! never stood a chance regardless of how much money he raised because he's a loving walking Ambien who conservatives thoroughly despise, Scott Walker couldn't even figure out how to hire someone who understood things like "a budget," Ben Carson looks like an attractive candidate up until he has to speak in anything other than meaningless fortune-cookie platitudes, etc. All that work, all that planning, all that treachery, all that time.

ALL FOR loving NOTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He's been reaching for this brass ring his entire life, leaning farther and farther out from his carousel horse. What would he lose first, his balance, or his nerve? But he never flinched, leaning out further and further with each turn of the carousel, and then just before, just before his fingertip brushed it an orange hand came out of nowhere and took that bitch right away from him, right in front of him, and there was never anything he could do to stop it. Now all that's left is the fall.

There aren't words in any language to describe the joy it brings me to see such a heinous, hateful motherfucker destroyed in such a gut-wrenching, miserable way. Tonight was the beginning of Ted Cruz's descent to a talk radio host saying things like, "Well, when *I* was in the United States Senate, let me tell you..."

Ted is a mess.
Ted is a waste.

Slavvy posted:

Your dog could also step onto the center console and bump a conventional lever from D to N too though.

What I'm saying is don't be one of those horrible people that treats their car like a zoo enclosure.

El Jebus posted:

There are regular dogs at your zoo? That's impressively boring.

Wasabi the J posted:

It's a shih tzu

Degenerate Star posted:

Hey, don't forget the pledge's important role in the spiritual development of budding atheists when they realize that there's no consequences for refusing to say the 'under God' part. Not a single lghtning bolt! Heck yeah! In your face, Mom!

Volume posted:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Atheists are not funny.


I mean it's funny when they die, but other than that they're not funny.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Atheists are not funny.

I mean it's funny when they die, but other than that they're not funny.

Karate Bastard posted:

Catholics on the other hand are hilarious

Them towelheads are a blast too

Dagen H posted:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Atheists are not funny.


I mean it's funny when they die, but other than that they're not funny.

wayfinder posted:

Wait, aren't you an atheist?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Clearly you speak from experience.