Jaminjami posted:

Bar Crow posted:

Roro posted:

Explanation for the uneducated here?

Dagen H posted:

wayfinder posted:

Wait, aren't you an atheist?

Roro posted:

Explanation for the uneducated here?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Sorry, I'm Catholic.

FFT posted:

yospos bithc

surebet posted:

christ clean your fans

or replug them, whatevs

Trig Discipline posted:

oh he did

quote:

2 The evening meal was in progress, and the devil had already prompted Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot, to betray Jesus.

3 Jesus knew that the Father had put all things under his power, and that he had come from God and was returning to God;

4 so he got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around his waist.

5 After that, he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples’ feet, drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.

6 He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”

7 Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”

8 “No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”

Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”

atomicthumbs posted:

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Jews are obviously the funniest.

china bot posted:

A friend of a friend posted on Facebook that IMDb finally included her proper star sign, so I had to investigate further:

April Washko posted:

Beauty. Brains. Talent. And that indescribable "it" factor. April Washko brings all of that, and so much more. With experience and wisdom beyond her years, she has a way of reaching deep into a character, making it part of her; and that unique ability has quickly made her a very in-demand actress both in her native Midwest and around the United States.

Whether it's drama, action or comedy, April's versatility and attitude make her a dream to work with for any director. She has starred in films such as Elmwood, The Rivers Forever, Oblivion, and Pink Lines; and in the action-adventure web series Caught from Iron Core Media. She has had the pleasure of working with and learning from talented performers including Megan Mullally, Drew Barrymore, & Richard Lewis. With influences ranging from Old Hollywood to the modern stage and screen, April brings unmatched professionalism, realism, and full commitment to every role she takes on.

In addition to her acting work, April is an active producer as well, and she is regularly consulted by other producers for her expertise behind the camera. Always willing to help fellow artists, April also enjoys instructing other actors and producers about the power of networking and social media to strengthen their careers.

A classic beauty, a powerful actress, a skilled producer... Many things can describe April Washko, but for this star-in-the-making, her talent goes beyond words.

with bonus trivia:

April Washko posted:

Speaks fluent English.

Lost her best friend, Kyle Linford (aspiring director) to suicide on April 6th, 2011.

Absolute favorite show growing up was 'Buffy, the Vampire Slayer'.

Was almost kidnapped twice as a child. Once when she was 3 in a K-Mart with her Mom (the child leash things people make fun of saved her), & another time when she was 10 riding her bike around her neighborhood.

When April was 21, she discovered that she is clairaudient, clairsentient and claircognizant.

Lost close friend Jared A.D. Radtke (aspiring director, screenwriter) to suicide on May 1st, 2012.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

If I had to be around someone like that, I'd kill myself too.

atomicthumbs posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

So? Did he replug them, or what? Don't leave me hanging bro.

Tiggum posted:

SplitSoul posted:

She looks pretty good for a 76-year-old, though.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I want a video of the attempted kidnapping thwarted by her leash.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I want a video of the attempted kidnapping thwarted by her leash.

Awia posted:

thread so boring only a bot posts in it

graph posted:

i'm sorry you're not having fun itt.

Tori BIOS posted:

op is old macdonald i don't feel bad about how society wasn't good enough for them.

kalstrams posted:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I know that clairaudient means you can hear ghosts and clairsentient means you can sense ghosts, but what the gently caress does claircognizant mean? Is that like being telepathic with ghosts?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I know that clairaudient means you can hear ghosts and clairsentient means you can sense ghosts, but what the gently caress does claircognizant mean? Is that like being telepathic with ghosts?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I know the kid leashes are silly and make you look insanely stupid, but after having chased after my niece and nephew in a crowded zoo as they kept splitting off and running in opposite directions I understand why they exist.

kalstrams posted:

Claircognizant is when you understand why Tupac's hologram was also shot.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I'm Clairhuxtable.

dumb. posted:

What's a good costume to pretend you're someone who's happy and doesn't long for the agonizing burden of life to end?

RareAcumen posted:

Robin Williams.

elise the great posted:

I gave a woman a tylenol suppository today and I had to go in from the front cause I couldn't get anyone to help me turn her and her fever spiked from 38.4 to 40.2 and she was in rigors

I'm really worried that I might have put it in her vagina

VelociBacon posted:

Either way it should absorb fine!

Face down, rear end up. That's the way we like to supp.

ElGroucho posted:

I identify as a poorly thought out SCP

fishmech posted:

So that's your excuse for being a very heavy 2 meter sphere locked in a windowless room

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It took 58 pages for that thread to produce something, but it finally delivered.