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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
SOMEONES BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH AIRBUD

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The best sport:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15SdPnof0FY

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Puppy Bowl best bowl

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

The gently caress is the deal with dogs and cat poop

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Snack box.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://i.imgur.com/9fGYnsw.gifv

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That is one happy pup

How can you watch that and not smile with glee :kimchi:

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

That's the best thing I've seen all week. The little clap just kills me.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I love when dogs are so happy they wag with their whole butt.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

The gently caress is the deal with dogs and cat poop

Cat poo poo is pretty much all protein waste that is very digestible by dogs' GI tract.

It's like beef jerky to them.

Really loving gross beef jerky

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
Went to see some poodle pups yesterday to get a look at the breeder and test allergies. We're all still super-allergic to them. :( At least I got some images though! Yeah they're vertical, you gotta deal with it.




Grow up strong puppers, I'll always remember you.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Pierson posted:

Went to see some poodle pups yesterday to get a look at the breeder and test allergies. We're all still super-allergic to them. :( At least I got some images though! Yeah they're vertical, you gotta deal with it.




Grow up strong puppers, I'll always remember you.

That sucks :( I'm allergic to Golden Retriever and Chow-Chow fur, so I feel your pain

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Being allergic to dogges is a defect that should've been bred out of humans millennia ago.

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

PenisMonkey posted:

Being allergic to dogges is a defect that should've been bred out of humans millennia ago.

I was. Then I did 6 years of allergy treatment. I can now pet dogs without dying. Totally worth the money and hassle.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
The best investment ever.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

L0cke17 posted:

I was. Then I did 6 years of allergy treatment. I can now pet dogs without dying. Totally worth the money and hassle.

Wait this is a thing???

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Fister Roboto posted:

I love when dogs are so happy they wag with their whole butt.

This is Zipper every day when I come home.

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

Jehde posted:

Wait this is a thing???

Yeah. You can get injections or drops you hold under your tongue. Basically you keep upping the dose of things you're allergic to to desensitize yourself. It's expensive though. My insurance covered most of it since allergy season for me was bad (I was literally off the charts allergic to several things, and was allergic to everything but elm tree they tested for) enough to cause other major infections.

bimmian
Oct 16, 2008
I've got a big problem and I don't know the best way to handle it.


I am currently in possession of 3 dogges.

I only have 2 hands.


I don't want any of them to feel left out, how do I pet them all simultaneously?



Said dogges

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Rotate pettes between each dogge, starting and ending with a random dogge. Over time, the pettes will work out to be more-or-less uniformly distributed among the dogges.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Attach plastic hand to foot, scratch with plastic hand.

Alternatively, one of those fur-catcher scratches. Or whisk

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Have a permanent friend to help pette dogge.

bimmian
Oct 16, 2008

PenisMonkey posted:

Have a permanent friend to help pette dogge.

Perhaps another dogge, trained in the art of pettes?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I have four dogges. I just make them stand in a line and run my hand down all of them. Works well.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I have no dogs, so i have so many excess pettes to give :smith:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ElMaligno posted:

I have no dogs, so i have so many excess pettes to give :smith:
:smith: :hf: :smith:

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

I'm going to guess this guys name is Baxter, Benny, or Diego.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/UYCrEa1.gifv

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/Lds3OQe.gifv

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/hnyBrGL.gifv

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Quick, to the corporate meeting!

Arishtat
Jan 2, 2011

Leeloo had a very full day:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

I have no dogs, so i have so many excess pettes to give :smith:

I Have No Dogge And I Must Pette

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


ElMaligno posted:

I have no dogs, so i have so many excess pettes to give :smith:

So many pettes :smith:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

I Have No Dogge And I Must Pette

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I give you all permission to come over and pette my dogges.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I wish I had some dogges to pette :smith::smith::smith::smith::smith:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
On my walk to work is a big ol' golden retriever on the other side of a fence, collared inside the green boundary between building and footpath. I give that big ol' schmuck a ton of scratches, s/he's always down for that.

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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I gots some dogges. They get pettes.




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