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ideate: Aug 20, 2002

TTerrible posted:

Don't do it man. Step back.

you can almost hear the angry keystrokes from here

TAKKATAKKATAKKATAKKATAKKATAKKA

edit: goddamn two in one day

# ? May 1, 2016 21:40

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

I think he should learn how to get better at posting on the internet

# ? May 1, 2016 21:40

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

I've been wondering, lately, what if EightAce is right and we're all going to be shown the light? What if Squadron 42 will be the greatest game ever released?

I knew I couldn't find the answer to this dilemma in any conventional source of knowledge. My hometown library, the Library of Congress, hell - even Oxford's library and the Bibliotheque Nationale came up short.

Finally, I knew I had to go to the source of all knowledge, where everything that has or could be written was contained. It was here I found the answer:

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wall 4, shelf 1, volume 23, page 195

# ? May 1, 2016 21:45

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

CrazyLoon posted:

HI BITCHMADE_OF_INFOREDUX!

# ? May 1, 2016 21:45

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

TTerrible posted:

Don't do it man. Step back.

Listen to the man, brando.

# ? May 1, 2016 21:45

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

# ? May 1, 2016 21:46

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

I am on p3619.

When I get to the current last page (3629) that I am on now, for every loving B_of_InfoRedux post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p3629, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this B_of_InfoRedux poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

# ? May 1, 2016 21:47

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHJ6OwTYWc

# ? May 1, 2016 21:47

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

I am on p3619.

When I get to the current last page (3629) that I am on now, for every loving B_of_InfoRedux post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p3629, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this B_of_InfoRedux poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

# ? May 1, 2016 21:54

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

On the off-chance it hadn't been posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3406nZeyRA8

# ? May 1, 2016 21:55

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

his nibs posted:

anyone ever play Watchdogs? I'm thinking of picking up some PC games on the cheap like

It's bad and uses uplay

# ? May 1, 2016 21:59

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

More like B- of Inforedux amirite?

# ? May 1, 2016 22:00

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:01

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

Hello, don't internet while drunk

# ? May 1, 2016 22:02

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Yay.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:02

Fooma: Oct 15, 2010; nom nom nom

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

What's your feelings on INN and their apparent prefered treatment by CIG for positive attention?

# ? May 1, 2016 22:02

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

I was gonna offer you an apology but uh...

# ? May 1, 2016 22:02

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Beexoffel posted:

On the off-chance it hadn't been posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3406nZeyRA8

Nice...a bit too long a video, but prolly the most fun in Star Citizen one can have atm.

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zuQfIGcpBQ

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

oh SNAP

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

nice meltdown

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

You are so hardcore, dude!!

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Daztek posted:

Hello, don't internet while drunk

Was 100% sober for the records and stand by everything I said.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:03

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Was 100% sober for the records and stand by everything I said.

That is actually more sad

# ? May 1, 2016 22:04

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:05

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Was 100% sober for the records and stand by everything I said.

Who is your favorite Powerpuff girl and why

I like Buttercup imo

# ? May 1, 2016 22:05

Stanko-Prussian: May 22, 2006; CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, 'they' said.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!, 'they' said.
WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON PONY, 'they' said.
FOR GODSAKE! STOP SHOWING US YOUR BLACKHOLE'!! 'they' said.

When I lit the match....STOP SCREAMING, 'I' said

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

I slept on it.

Derek reached out to me about it.

I even said I'd take a step back.

Then I thought, I paid for this right. So gently caress that.

There will be no apologies. There will be no walking anything I've said back.

You don't like me. Ignore me. Or engage with it and get your Lols. Either way, I'm here to stay.

Let's do this bitches.

I'd love to know what gave you the idea we give a gently caress

# ? May 1, 2016 22:05

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

You're making posting on an internet message board sound like overcoming spousal abuse.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:05

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Fooma posted:

What's your feelings on INN and their apparent prefered treatment by CIG for positive attention?

I hate INN. I think there shills and they are responsible for most of the toxicity on the reddit sub.

Dolvak being taken down put a huge smile on my face and I was happy to have been a part of that, no matter how small.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:05

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Was 100% sober for the records and stand by everything I said.

Dude, when someone says/implies that you were drunk when you said all that poo poo, they are offering you an out.

It's not that you don't get SA, it's that you don't get human interaction at all. God drat.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:06

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Ostentatious posted:

Who is your favorite Powerpuff girl and why

I like Buttercup imo

Is Daisy one?

Not a fan really.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:06

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

shaking my drat head

# ? May 1, 2016 22:06

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4h9m0m/another_message_to_jester86_and_the_rdereksmart/

If he doesn't get Derek's messages "because he's shadowbanned" how come there was a back and forth between the two of them last week? This dude is full of poo poo.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:06

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Jon Do posted:

shaking my drat head

# ? May 1, 2016 22:07

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

This is just awful. It's like having Chris, Sandi, and Ben, along with all their developmental defects, merging into a single entity, and then deciding to defect. You know what - gently caress it. Let's fight fire with fire. Bring it, CIG.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:07

Kramjacks: Jul 5, 2007

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Let's do this bitches.

No thanks.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:07

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

MeLKoR posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4h9m0m/another_message_to_jester86_and_the_rdereksmart/

If he doesn't get Derek's messages "because he's shadowbanned" how come there was a back and forth between the two of them last week? This dude is full of poo poo.

ModMail or something apparently

# ? May 1, 2016 22:07

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Foo Diddley posted:

Dude, when someone says/implies that you were drunk when you said all that poo poo, they are offering you an out.

It's not that you don't get SA, it's that you don't get human interaction at all. God drat.

I know. Thing is, don't care.

I stand by what i said. For better or worse. I own my poo poo. It's who I am.

# ? May 1, 2016 22:08