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roffles posted:I wouldn't be surprised if he turned it down because he actually is that stupid, then Gavin thinks it's a power move and he fails upward yet again into like 50 million. And everyone who hasn't signed yet realizes that they can negotiate for more, and Hooli's 'savings' turns into a loss.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:And everyone who hasn't signed yet realizes that they can negotiate for more, and Hooli's 'savings' turns into a loss. Well the $20 million is hush money because Hooli promoted him as this visionary genius when he's just a below average worker. I don't think they're offering hush money to anyone else they're firing.
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gret posted:Well the $20 million is hush money because Hooli promoted him as this visionary genius when he's just a below average worker. I don't think they're offering hush money to anyone else they're firing. Yes, Big Head is the only one getting money.
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I just rewatched and want to mention the brilliance of the moment when Richard tells Jared he's gotta find him a job, and Jared replies "Don't worry Richard, you go out there and establish yourself, then when the time is right you'll send for me."
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13Pandora13 posted:Wat the gently caress did I just witness Corporate. You just witnessed corporate.
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Richard is just crumbling piece by piece. Mike Judge is vicious and I love it.M_Gargantua posted:Corporate. You just witnessed corporate. Well now I just assume the Forbes 500 spend their days watching horse gently caress.
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May 2, 2016 03:32
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Wasn't that Google's first idea to make money? A box you plugged into a rack to get Google search in enterprise?
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"Why is everyone so happy?" Also I can't wait for another season of Jin Yang and Erlich.
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This show hits so many things right on the mark. It's hilarious and debilitating
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Somehow you just know the former Nucleus guys are going to knock it out of the park, because they were smart enough to probably snap a photo of that dry erase board and then slick it. Hopefully their phones have geotagging off.  They also have the motivation of *revenge* behind them. BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 2, 2016 |
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Got a flashback when Jack was talking about the crash of march 2000. I was working for Razorfish in March, but not April.
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Didn't think I would see horses loving tonight. So, I'm guessing Barker is going to gently caress Pied Piper all up by trying to get stock up fast with dumb ideas while the brogrammers sell the compression algorithm to a competitor. Richard eventually has to retake control of the company to save it.
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May 2, 2016 04:22
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Those drat racist Japanese. They are all terrible.
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Never in my wildest dreams would I ever imagine Mike Judge making it big enough to have his own TV show or movie with a horse loving scene.
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May 2, 2016 04:45
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Hell yes, more Andy Daly
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Even the bit characters like the doctor are amazing. That whole interaction with the sales people made me sad, ITS TOO REAL 
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Fellatio del Toro posted:Hell yes, more Andy Daly
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SLOSifl posted:Everyone watch Review, it's incredible.
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Haha, http://www.piedpiper.com has been updated for the Box and now includes the sales team profiles and a new blog post from Action Jack.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Haha, http://www.piedpiper.com has been updated for the Box and now includes the sales team profiles and a new blog post from Action Jack. I like Erlich's lonely, smaller profile image at the bottom hahaha
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Last Chance posted:I like Erlich's lonely, smaller profile image at the bottom hahaha Yeah they made the engineers pics smaller than the sales team as well.
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I drat near did a spit-take during the horse scene (and Action Jack's right, thoroughbred horses can only be properly be produced via "live cover"). This show is so great with absurd humor, which is appropriate considering how absurd this tech bubble is. e: Also, I checked out the updated website and I loving loved that the sales team all listed playing either lacrosse, squash, field hockey or crew as their hobbies. Of loving course they would. Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 05:28 on May 2, 2016 |
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Best episode of the series so far. Richard is indeed getting hosed.
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Troy Queef posted:I drat near did a spit-take during the horse scene (and Action Jack's right, thoroughbred horses can only be properly be produced via "live cover"). This show is so great with absurd humor, which is appropriate considering how absurd this tech bubble is. I liked how they came from Philip Morris, British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto. That's a well-respected set of companies right there.
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The one thing that really stuck with me is that Jack is kinda right. By all accounts the bubble is about to burst and there's no longer space or time for "grow now, monetize later" unicorns that can just rely on VC money to cover their lack of profits. I mean, he's sill basically destroying Pied Piper and turning it into a code-for-hire operation, but he's right.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Haha, http://www.piedpiper.com has been updated for the Box and now includes the sales team profiles and a new blog post from Action Jack. Holy poo poo the comments on the blog post.
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:The one thing that really stuck with me is that Jack is kinda right. By all accounts the bubble is about to burst and there's no longer space or time for "grow now, monetize later" unicorns that can just rely on VC money to cover their lack of profits. Look at his background - Bain Capital, then rapidly growing companies, taking them public, and getting them acquired. He's the perfect blend of Richard and Laurie - he's got the enthusiasm and spirit of Richard, with the single mindedness and drive to increase valuation like Laurie. This season is starting off very strong, drat.
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May 2, 2016 06:07
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I just watched a horse have sex with another horse
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Jin yang is the god drat best. "Who are you loving yelling at?! We are the only ones here you idiot!"
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:The one thing that really stuck with me is that Jack is kinda right. By all accounts the bubble is about to burst and there's no longer space or time for "grow now, monetize later" unicorns that can just rely on VC money to cover their lack of profits.
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:The one thing that really stuck with me is that Jack is kinda right. By all accounts the bubble is about to burst and there's no longer space or time for "grow now, monetize later" unicorns that can just rely on VC money to cover their lack of profits. They had the time, but then they blew all their money on their fancy new office and expensive sales force. Richard had the right idea, keep expenses and headcount low, so you can last as long as possible without chasing short term revenue to survive. Now that the money has been spent the clock is ticking, they have to get a lot more money fast or they die. This is by design, Jack doesn't want to spend years slowly growing the company the right way, he wants to cash out and move on, and it's not a big deal if the company fails.
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The bubble IS about to burst, but if Pied Piper can do everything Richard says, its valuation is incalculable. So Tobo is playing a total piece of poo poo, just a more pleasant version of Gavin.
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Kreeblah posted:I liked how they came from Philip Morris, British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto. That's a well-respected set of companies right there. All well needed was someone that survived Enron and we would have won evil company bingo. 
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GobiasIndustries posted:Haha, http://www.piedpiper.com has been updated for the Box and now includes the sales team profiles and a new blog post from Action Jack. "Now you see it, now…you have a hard time seeing it, because it’s so much smaller!" quote:Better than watching a horse having sex with anything else. Are we so sure about this?
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