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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
ICA is portrayed really inconsistently throughout the series. In the early entries, they were sorta virtuous (and implicitly some sort of shadowy splinter of the British government). Back then the idea was that by cornering and controlling, and effectively regulating, the assassination market, they both turned a profit and were able to select contracts that didn't turn the world into a giant nuclear ball of fire. Your later missions in SA were taken from NATO specifically to deal with the fact that Sergei, your prior client, was destabilizing things too much by trying to exploit the ICA to get a nuke.

Later depictions of ICA have been schizophrenic, especially EU books and stuff, where it's basically a conglomerate of every evil military thing imaginable and the assassination stuff is just a small fragment of their business. Random inner circles and directors come and go, and the organization seems to be in a state of internal war all the time. This was the stuff that got transferred into Absolution, which is why the agency suddenly has command center yachts, a cloning program, Battle Nunz, several small armies, supersoldiers, and robot hands. The Agency in HITMAN still seems more extensive than early depictions (that training facility, which I'm guessing we may be returning to), but it's not the freaking Shinra Corporation anymore.

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Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Discendo Vox posted:

ICA is portrayed really inconsistently throughout the series. In the early entries, they were sorta virtuous (and implicitly some sort of shadowy splinter of the British government). Back then the idea was that by cornering and controlling, and effectively regulating, the assassination market, they both turned a profit and were able to select contracts that didn't turn the world into a giant nuclear ball of fire. Your later missions in SA were taken from NATO specifically to deal with the fact that Sergei, your prior client, was destabilizing things too much by trying to exploit the ICA to get a nuke.

Later depictions of ICA have been schizophrenic, especially EU books and stuff, where it's basically a conglomerate of every evil military thing imaginable and the assassination stuff is just a small fragment of their business. Random inner circles and directors come and go, and the organization seems to be in a state of internal war all the time. This was the stuff that got transferred into Absolution, which is why the agency suddenly has command center yachts, a cloning program, Battle Nunz, several small armies, supersoldiers, and robot hands. The Agency in HITMAN still seems more extensive than early depictions (that training facility, which I'm guessing we may be returning to), but it's not the freaking Shinra Corporation anymore.
New Hitman also goes with the ICA being a bit on the level, because MI6 is the client for the Paris mission, and I don't think the British government would be willing to work with them if they were still COBRA.

I actually like that idea better, that the ICA is shady but because they only really target rich assholes that had it coming or genuinely dangerous people for the most part the governments of the world tend to cast a blind eye.

Accordion Man fucked around with this message at 16:35 on May 3, 2016

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
The idea is if you gotta kill somebody, you gotta pay ICA. That intelligent DNA virus would mean that hitmen in general were no longer needed, and "armchair assassins" (lol) would take over the market. ICA can't have a bunch of fat neckbeards programming DNA viruses taking over their bald clone assassin business.

Most everybody you kill is a bad guy, as handwaiving to make 47 appear less of a bad guy, yeah.

Although in this one (and sorta the last one too I think) you can make your own contracts to send to other people against whoever you want. So unless literally every single person at the Paris show is a very bad person, you're free to assassinate some innocents that way.

Like, is the chef a really, really bad chef? :cheeky:

Discendo Vox posted:

ICA is portrayed really inconsistently throughout the series.

This game seems to be aware of that though, which is why it has a reboot feeling. But they're still keeping the past story there, so that's a good compromise.

47 did some poo poo for some other ICAs in the past that were weird, but now they're gone and there's a new ICA and welcome, you're new to it, and this is how things work now. They're aware that you've had "past training" and done operations for somebody else (past-ICA?) so its still canon, but effectively changing the rules and rebooting ICA.

Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

Like, is the chef a really, really bad chef? :cheeky:

Well he's three star and can't get spaghetti bolognese right, so I'd say he's worthy of getting bumped off.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Profanity posted:

Well he's three star and can't get spaghetti bolognese right, so I'd say he's worthy of getting bumped off.

I'm sure it tastes great but Caruso is so hung up on his dead mother that he complains regardless.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Basebf555 posted:

I'm sure it tastes great but Caruso is so hung up on his dead mother that he complains regardless.
The funny thing is that the description of the expired spaghetti cans hint that that Mrs. Caruso was just lying about her homemade recipe.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Accordion Man posted:

The funny thing is that the description of the expired spaghetti cans hint that that Mrs. Caruso was just lying about her homemade recipe.

Its also funny how Caruso only compliments the sauce if you put the expired can in. If you just make it normally he bitches and complains as usual. So who knows what Mrs. Caruso was doing with her recipe.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
What makes the sauce even better is you can use it to knock everyone out by flinging it at them.
I just really like throwing hammers and soda cans and pasta sauce at people, less of a Hitman and more of a Hit man.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Croccers posted:

What makes the sauce even better is you can use it to knock everyone out by flinging it at them.
I just really like throwing hammers and soda cans and pasta sauce at people, less of a Hitman and more of a Hit man.

I like that hitting someone in the head with a soda can apparently has the same force as smashing a brick over their head.

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Croccers posted:

What makes the sauce even better is you can use it to knock everyone out by flinging it at them.
I just really like throwing hammers and soda cans and pasta sauce at people, less of a Hitman and more of a Hit man.

Chucking melee weapons at people's faces is pretty overpowered; but that in no way stops it from being my favorite pass time when I'm playing Hitman: Concuss the Locals.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

What is the Toy Tank for???

Something to do with dressing up as the psychiatrist?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I've spent more time trying to find these 6 crocs to shoot then anything else by now. I'm at 4 now. So fun trying to explore and find them.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Zaphod42 posted:

47 did some poo poo for some other ICAs in the past that were weird, but now they're gone and there's a new ICA and welcome, you're new to it, and this is how things work now. They're aware that you've had "past training" and done operations for somebody else (past-ICA?) so its still canon, but effectively changing the rules and rebooting ICA.

It's the same ICA, 47 just killed one of the nebulously defined administrators (who had gone off the reservation and was working against the rest of the organization), in Absolution. The training scenes from the tutorial were a flashback to what happened almost immediately after Asylum Escape in the first game.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Jintor posted:


On another note - Have there ever been any genuinely virtuous targets or do only jerks end up on the hitlist? The targets this time around seem like the closest there's ever been to non-assholes (Diana excepted)

I laughed so hard in Blood Money when you have to kill the US ambassador and this opera singer, but it's okay, they're totally running a kiddie porn ring or something.

'Eh, there was that amusement park owner from the tutorial in Blood Money.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Nckdictator posted:

'Eh, there was that amusement park owner from the tutorial in Blood Money.

Didn't the amusement park end up killing a bunch of kids because of bad maintenance and he covered it up or something?

I remember there being some reasoning for him being eeeeeevil so it was okay.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Zaphod42 posted:

Didn't the amusement park end up killing a bunch of kids because of bad maintenance and he covered it up or something?

I remember there being some reasoning for him being eeeeeevil so it was okay.

Yep, that was it

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Zaphod42 posted:

Didn't the amusement park end up killing a bunch of kids because of bad maintenance and he covered it up or something?

I remember there being some reasoning for him being eeeeeevil so it was okay.

Yeah, it's bad, but not "Meat-King's Party" or "generic-evil-Russian" bad.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010
"Impossible to connect to the Hitman server. A network error..." etc. Jesus goddamn christ. Everything else is working fine. I was hoping they would patch it in so you could get unlocks when offline (or at least, that they would trigger the first time you go online) but nope. I finished the level a couple ways, then went back online, got kicked off after 15 minutes, and it's like I never did anything.

Edit: by everything, I mean all other internet connections to anywhere. Hitman itself is broke as hell.

Saladman fucked around with this message at 19:26 on May 3, 2016

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I like how just shifting through menus takes 10 seconds.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Before the last few patches, just bringing up the opportunities menu would take at least ten seconds.
But seriously props to IO for updating the game!

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.
Main menu won't load for me right now. It connects fine, but sits there for a while before giving an error that the data couldn't load.

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
Same! Might explain why me finishing a mission unlocked no challenges whatsoever.

My saves were apparently online though, so guess I'll just load up the last one and refinish the mission next time.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

status posted:

Main menu won't load for me right now. It connects fine, but sits there for a while before giving an error that the data couldn't load.

Same, game is completely unplayable. That's pretty impressive considering just yesterday it was running fine.

IO fix your poo poo.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Wow, that's loving hilarious. Not being able to load the game's own menus prevents you from playing the game.

Odobenidae posted:

Based on my experiences with the menu and my lovely internet I'm guessing that each and every picture in the menu is loaded from the game's servers every single time you need it, rather than having you install them with the rest of the game. Square Enix is not a stranger to making the worst decisions possible when it comes to this "always online" horseshit so I wouldn't be surprised if I was right.

Morzhovyye fucked around with this message at 01:38 on May 4, 2016

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.
I wonder if it's because the server that fills the menu with contracts/whatever is spitting out garbage that the game doesn't know what to do with so it gives up.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
I didn't run into any problems previously, but now with the PC servers down the game is basically unplayable, so I totally get it

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
Still ain't working from my end.

Huh.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
can play offline consoles win again

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
I feel bad for IO because I'd bet you that Square was the one that hoisted the online poo poo on them.

Jintor
May 19, 2014

Contracts mode is non-canon tho.

well it's all non-canon or weird canon or something i guess

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

frank.club posted:

can play offline consoles win again

I got it to let me play offline on PC by waiting around enough eventually (dumb) but then I pulled off a sick first assassination on the Italy map, did some really cool poo poo and took my time, and then I complete the level only to see "offline mode means no progress, challenges, story, progression, etc." and its like I may as well not have even done it.

And all my saves are now marked as offline only so I can't even load them up and finish it when the servers return.

So there's huge incentive against playing at all if the servers are down. Thanks IO.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Accordion Man posted:

New Hitman also goes with the ICA being a bit on the level, because MI6 is the client for the Paris mission, and I don't think the British government would be willing to work with them if they were still COBRA.

I actually like that idea better, that the ICA is shady but because they only really target rich assholes that had it coming or genuinely dangerous people for the most part the governments of the world tend to cast a blind eye.

Maybe I'm a cynical bastard but I just imagine that the ICA spends 99% of its time killing poor whistleblowers and activists on behalf of the G8 and only sends 47 for stuff that's an actual challenge.

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
The street performer disguise is the only thing befitting a master assassin.

Really wish I could just go ahead and start with rat poison. Maybe a later level will unlock it.

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

That is one thing I like the idea of. Being able to monthly unlock some new toys to take back and dick around in the earlier levels with, too.

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.
Not being able to modify weapons sucks. I want a silenced sniper with 2x zoom :(

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

That is one thing I like the idea of. Being able to monthly unlock some new toys to take back and dick around in the earlier levels with, too.

You can start with the lethal poison now, it's possible to poison Novikov's bare knuckle boxer without his wife's cyanide.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

status posted:

Not being able to modify weapons sucks. I want a silenced sniper with 2x zoom :(

That was one thing awesome about Blood Money. All the mods that you could add.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
Do they explain anywhere what all the icons on weapon and equipment mean (and what "custom" means?) Some are self evident, but I have no clue about others.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

status posted:

Not being able to modify weapons sucks. I want a silenced sniper with 2x zoom :(

Fuuuuuck.

Did they at least bring the suitcase back?

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Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Castor Poe posted:

Fuuuuuck.

Did they at least bring the suitcase back?

Not yet, but they put out a questionnaire asking on a scale of 1 to 10 how much we wanted the suitcase back, so it'll probably get patched in with a future episode.

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