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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Retail Slave posted:

And with all the times I've seen it, I still can't tell you what it's for off the top of my head.

Hahaha, same here. Is it a car? Advertising works, guys.

edit: oh it's a phone. If all most people remember from your ad is "that guy from those movies" then somebody miscalculated.

Polygynous fucked around with this message at 16:50 on May 2, 2016

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Retail Slave posted:

Also, gently caress that commercial series about the 4 guys who rob a bank and keep evading the police simply because they're in a Prius. Apparently roadblocks or spike strips don't exist in this universe? And then they poo poo their pants because THE POLICE HAVE PRIUSES TOO OMG!!!

The most recent one I've seen is now, since the cops can keep up since they have Priuses, a bunch of regular folks with identical Priuses to the guys' come in and do a switcheroo with them. So, you know, the car is incredibly common and not unique, and is easily lost in a crowd. Cool message.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Wasn't the first one a Superbowl commercial? Everyone tries to milk the hell out of their Superbowl purchase by making a large number of sequels, pretending it's good enough for an ad campaign.

It's like a producer thinking making a movie based off a SNL skit is going to be great idea.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The weirdest thing about those commercials is that they completely ignore/downplay how those guys robbed the bank and stole that car.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Retail Slave posted:

Ricky Gervais is not entertaining and needs to go be unfunny somewhere else.

Good, it's not just me. I cringe every time I see his smug face.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Doctor Butts posted:

Wasn't the first one a Superbowl commercial? Everyone tries to milk the hell out of their Superbowl purchase by making a large number of sequels, pretending it's good enough for an ad campaign.

It's like a producer thinking making a movie based off a SNL skit is going to be great idea.

Wayne's World is a good movie though.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

muscles like this? posted:

The weirdest thing about those commercials is that they completely ignore/downplay how those guys robbed the bank and stole that car.

Maybe folk hero bank robbers are due for a comeback. :v:

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Bank money is insured, as long as they didn't shoot anyone on the way out I don't really care.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
The CollegeHumor Infomercial Guy video for those who haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb_GNzfEBKI

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


muscles like this? posted:

It's for the new LG phone and you know it's a quality commercial when they have to specify that the thing they're showing it doing isn't actually possible. They make it look like you can hot swap the battery but the disclaimer states that no, it has to be off.

I don't understand that commercial. Are they trying to show me that the phone has a battery, as though that is some unique and novel thing in cell phones?

Retail Slave posted:

Ricky Gervais is not entertaining and needs to go be unfunny somewhere else.

Also, gently caress that commercial series about the 4 guys who rob a bank and keep evading the police simply because they're in a Prius. Apparently roadblocks or spike strips don't exist in this universe? And then they poo poo their pants because THE POLICE HAVE PRIUSES TOO OMG!!!

The part of those lovely commercials I find the most dubious is that this gang of incompetent theives become some kind of pop culture phenomenon and people are rooting for them everywhere. If it were real I imagine people would be going out of their way to say "gently caress those guys" and personally trying to run them off the road.

Of course this is all ignoring the part where they're advertising their car with characters that stole the car they're trying to sell you.

raditts fucked around with this message at 23:02 on May 2, 2016

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
All those infomercial gifs from last page slowed my computer down so I hate them more.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


raditts posted:

it were real I imagine people would be going out of their way to say "gently caress those guys" and personally trying to run them off the road.

There would be someone that was willing to spend the $500 to buy a beater and try to intentionally ram them, then declare himself to be Batman at his reckless driving hearing, in an attempt to be an even bigger folk hero.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Mister Kingdom posted:

Good, it's not just me. I cringe every time I see his smug face.

I've enjoyed him in several things but his public persona of "pompous rear end in a top hat" is not endearing in the least.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Does anyone else think Ricky Gervais has gotten more incomprehensible recently? His accent sounds terrible.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Dang ol' old people looooove Ricky Gervais.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCb8LwQ80nw

This is just dumb.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I think we've hit peak lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUM2hqKYuk8

What the gently caress chevy, who decided grown human people using emoticons to advertise a car was a good idea?

How can literally every single chevy commercial be that bad?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TontoCorazon posted:

I think we've hit peak lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUM2hqKYuk8

What the gently caress chevy, who decided grown human people using emoticons to advertise a car was a good idea?

How can literally every single chevy commercial be that bad?

I love this ham-handed approach to attempt to market to millennials. Some ad exec was like "They loving love emojis!" had their teenage daughter fill them in a bit, and called it a day.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


TontoCorazon posted:

I think we've hit peak lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUM2hqKYuk8

What the gently caress chevy, who decided grown human people using emoticons to advertise a car was a good idea?

How can literally every single chevy commercial be that bad?

Yesterday I witnessed someone making a pregnancy announcement entirely in emoji, so we might as well just end the world now.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
I'm just waiting for the inevitable slip-up where we have something like the emoji version of McDonald's "I'd Hit That" banner ad.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



raditts posted:

I don't understand that commercial. Are they trying to show me that the phone has a battery, as though that is some unique and novel thing in cell phones?


The part of those lovely commercials I find the most dubious is that this gang of incompetent theives become some kind of pop culture phenomenon and people are rooting for them everywhere. If it were real I imagine people would be going out of their way to say "gently caress those guys" and personally trying to run them off the road.

Of course this is all ignoring the part where they're advertising their car with characters that stole the car they're trying to sell you.

The weird thing about those commercials for me is that it's Nicky, Frank, and Ziggy Sobotka from the second season of the Wire as 3 of the 4 robbers. I have no idea who the 4th is, but it's a strange place for a reunion.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

SpacePig posted:

I'm just waiting for the inevitable slip-up where we have something like the emoji version of McDonald's "I'd Hit That" banner ad.

:v: :dong: :burger:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Every time I'm lovin it

*eggplant emoji*

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
All this Bands Saying Bae stuff makes me angry, but I'm not looking forward to the day where I'm so out of touch with today's youth that it's completely incomprehensible. That day is coming soon. It's harder and harder to keep up with it. Essentially:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was and now what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Edit: never mind it's been a long day.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

These are loving intolerable and I came here to post them myself. And they are on Hulu every loving break.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Oh geez, I skipped over this post.

If I wanted to see improv, I'd be the exception :c00l:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


SpacePig posted:

I'm just waiting for the inevitable slip-up where we have something like the emoji version of McDonald's "I'd Hit That" banner ad.

Not sure why, but I think about that ad all the time.

The guy's expression was incredible

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

raditts posted:

Yesterday I witnessed someone making a pregnancy announcement entirely in emoji, so we might as well just end the world now.
That's *100 emoji*

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






MrSlam posted:

All this Bands Saying Bae stuff makes me angry, but I'm not looking forward to the day where I'm so out of touch with today's youth that it's completely incomprehensible. That day is coming soon. It's harder and harder to keep up with it. Essentially:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was and now what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!

For a whole other level of :bahgawd:, check out some of Brands Saying Bae's recent posts about corporate twatters "mourning" the death of Prince.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
One day in the not so distant future, all fast food ads will be blasted at your face with photos of food interspersed with loud techno music and flashing lights.

Like the opening titles of Gaspar Noe's "Enter the Void".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNtxgxYY7sI

There will also be an ultra high pitched (and backmasked) sound frequency that will give you intense nosebleeds.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Money will no longer be accepted at any fast food joint. Instead, payment will be conducted involving an ever-increasingly more elaborate series of high fives, low fives and handshakes.

If you're an old person who doesn't know the correct combination, you will starve to death in the parking lot.

BA DA BAH BAH BAHHHHH I'm Lovin' It.

http://i.imgur.com/H6TuaZj.gifv

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Speaking of fast food, every time I hear and especially every time I see :stonk: I GAWT NUGGHETZ I feel like something's going to pop in my brain

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

McSpanky posted:

For a whole other level of :bahgawd:, check out some of Brands Saying Bae's recent posts about corporate twatters "mourning" the death of Prince.
Nothing can match the :psyduck: of a porn site celebrating Leicester City winning the Premier League title by decking its mascot in the team's jersey.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Y-Hat posted:

Nothing can match the :psyduck: of a porn site celebrating Leicester City winning the Premier League title by decking its mascot in the team's jersey.



Pornhub does this kinda stuff all the time, like posting their web traffic in cities that win playoff games vs lose them

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


:lol: at Uber launching a PR blitz to sway legislation their way.
This seems like they made it from the same template as the commercials trying to claim that fracking is totally safe and beneficial.
"You can work whenever you want to and you decide what hours you'll get paid peanuts for! It's really empowering!!" gently caress you, Uber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9LUcvWSG6o

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Uber owns though fyi

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

vyst posted:

Uber owns though fyi

If you're not black, or Hispanic, or a woman, or one of their drivers, maybe.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Shillary posted:

If you're not black, or Hispanic, or a woman, or one of their drivers, maybe.

Yes. So it owns

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


raditts posted:

:lol: at Uber launching a PR blitz to sway legislation their way.
This seems like they made it from the same template as the commercials trying to claim that fracking is totally safe and beneficial.
"You can work whenever you want to and you decide what hours you'll get paid peanuts for! It's really empowering!!" gently caress you, Uber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9LUcvWSG6o

Lyft is also doing commercials too.

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