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- Android Blues
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the fact that you're lying face down on the ground just means that you, like anyone with eyes, are prone to spontaneously admiring the janitor's excellent buffer job, and the fact that your hands are behind your back just means that you (considerately) don't want to get it greasy with palm sweat
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May 5, 2016 19:17
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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haha, don't worry i'll return your car when I'm done
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May 5, 2016 19:25
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Look, when we yelled "everybody get down" we wanted to start a dance party. Don't you like the song that's playing?
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May 5, 2016 19:26
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- cuntman.net
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what do you mean i dont have 20 trillion dollars in my bank account
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May 5, 2016 19:28
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- Android Blues
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i know i said "don't be a hero" to you just now. yes, i admit it was kind of suggestive. what i meant to say was that in life, people are just people, and we don't so easily map to the cinematic archetypes hollywood tries to tell us we should emulate. like, be gentle to yourself, you know? anyway, give me all your loving money
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May 5, 2016 19:28
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- Luvcow
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hey there is no reason to be rude to me, after you give me all your loving money could you also give me a complaint slip to fill out, this is just really disappointing that a bank teller would act in this way
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May 5, 2016 19:34
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Hostages? Hahaha, no, they're just hugging!
What's with the gun? He's just demonstrating safety tips, like don't point it at people you don't intend to shoot you don't have to make such a scene about it.
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May 5, 2016 19:37
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- Android Blues
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"no loving phones? everyone drop their loving phones?" guys, i'm just trying to make a statement about how people get too caught up in social media these days. look at this painting i did of a guy who's on his phone and the people around him are annoyed. see? that's how i feel seeing all of you. and if you could just put them in the unmarked burlap sack here. thank you
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May 5, 2016 19:39
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- google THIS
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hey, stop trying to press that button under your desk. is that the "good customer service" button? i don't think so
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May 5, 2016 19:41
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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No, that's not a gun in my pocket and yes, I am happy to see you
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May 5, 2016 19:42
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and can you please stop shaking your hands like a spaz while you count the bills out? kind of defeats the purpose don't you think?
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May 5, 2016 19:42
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- Android Blues
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i'm opposed to dye packs because they're made using animal products. look it up. yeah that's right motherfucker, i care about the environment. do you?
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May 5, 2016 19:43
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- google THIS
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listen, i know small talk is important for building customer rapport, but i'm in a bit of a hurry at the moment, like right now i really could care less that you have a wife and kids
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May 5, 2016 19:44
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no everybody, seriously, this is a cup that i made out of sticks. it was hard to waterproof, let me tell you
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May 5, 2016 19:46
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- Golden Gate Bride
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I'm sorry, I was just cosplaying Heat(1995), one of my all-time favorite movies directed by the auteur Michael Mann. Did you know that in the classic diner scene where DeNiro and Pacino are on-screen for the first and only time in film histroy, they actually shoot their scenes seperately? I know, cause I'm a big fan and know the movie by heart. Anyway
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May 5, 2016 19:47
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- Android Blues
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no everybody, seriously, this is a cup that i made out of sticks. it was hard to waterproof, let me tell you
omfg
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May 5, 2016 19:49
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- Golden Gate Bride
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I'm sorry officer, but this money is mine and rightfully so. I'm switching banks because of poor service. I believe they owe me some compensation
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May 5, 2016 19:52
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no everybody, seriously, this is a cup that i made out of sticks. it was hard to waterproof, let me tell you
don't you like my cup bro? I really thought it was the bomb.
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May 5, 2016 19:52
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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oh, this peeping collar? My wife made me wear it.
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May 5, 2016 19:55
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- cuntman.net
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hey, stop trying to press that button under your desk. is that the "good customer service" button? i don't think so
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May 5, 2016 19:57
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- cuntman.net
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ok so you say this is a robbery and i say it isnt. well theres only one way to settle this for sure. *takes a sack of money and starts pulling bills out one at a time* this is a robbery. this isnt a robbery. this is a robbery. this isnt a robbery.....
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May 5, 2016 19:57
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listen, i do not "rob" people, i "accept donations" from people who enjoy my avant-garde shouting and gun-waving performance art. some days, when donations are slow, i discharge my firearm just to add a little extra "pizzazz"
i'm sorry, you don't think i should make a living entertaining people? you don't think i should follow my dreams, is that it? wow, thanks "dad"
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May 5, 2016 19:58
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- Android Blues
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listen, do you know how many dogs police shoot per year? most of them for no reason? yeah i know there aren't any dogs in this bank right now, but what if one came in? there are street dogs. do you want that on your conscience? that poor dead police-shot dog?
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May 5, 2016 20:01
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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haha no this is just a performance art piece I'm doing, you're all doing great, especially the older woman who is acting like she's having a heart attack over there
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May 5, 2016 20:06
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you see, rob my buddy? roberto? robmeister? robbing alcohol? i TOLD you this wasn't a bank.
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May 5, 2016 21:02
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- guns for tits
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"Come on, I'm shooting a movie for my cinematics class! This AK is made out of rubber!
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May 5, 2016 21:13
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- Android Blues
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didn't any of you see the branch i was holding vertically when i yelled "this is a stick up"? gosh
listen, normally i'm with the complainant on these, but let's be fair to the good people of the bank. you needed a comma in there somewhere
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May 5, 2016 21:28
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Nothing you could give me could satisfy me. I do not desire money. I am merely here to partake in the pure joy of killing. My gun thirsts for blood. My name is not important. All of you will pay. I am the angel of death. and this big dollar sign bag just has uh my laundry in it
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May 5, 2016 21:43
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excuse me? you're telling me that this actually IS a bank robbery? listen, i don't come to where you work, at the bank, and tell you how to give people money. (sarcastically) oh wait, i guess i do, because this is tooootally a bank robbery. (in-air quotes) "give me all your loving money" hahahha
no everybody, seriously, this is a cup that i made out of sticks. it was hard to waterproof, let me tell you
haha what? these masks? have you seen what's going on with politics these days? we just wear these to remind people that electing a president is a serious matter. heh heh I am not a crook! no really I'm not.
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May 5, 2016 23:41
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Apr 19, 2024 22:43
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Are you a hand model? I'm a talent scout for hand models, and you certainly have an incredible pair! Can you hold them where I can see them? Wow, that's great! I'd love to see see them in action, let's see... I need a prop- I know! How about one of those funny looking bags over there, with the dollar signs on them, yeah- that's the one!
Ok, when I say "go!", start shoving as much money as you can into the bag with those beautiful, beautiful hands of yours, ok?
GO!
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