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no they will not posted:Nothing you could give me could satisfy me. I do not desire money. I am merely here to partake in the pure joy of killing. My gun thirsts for blood. My name is not important. All of you will pay. I am the angel of death. and this big dollar sign bag just has uh my laundry in it as a byob poster I identify with this |
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no they will not posted:Nothing you could give me could satisfy me. I do not desire money. I am merely here to partake in the pure joy of killing. My gun thirsts for blood. My name is not important. All of you will pay. I am the angel of death. and this big dollar sign bag just has uh my laundry in it How are you today, not important?
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Doc Friday posted:How are you today, not important? http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Not_Important
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*being dragged away by the police* what the hell!! IT WAS IRONIC!!! I WAS BEING IRONIC!!! |
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joke_explainer posted:*being dragged away by the police*
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Let's have a contest How fast can you stuff this burlap sack full of cash? I'll encourage you by raising my voice |
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That's right, these deals are that good! Order now, while supplies last! |
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Killing the rich is all the rage now, im just doing you a favor you see |
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Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great.
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MrWillsauce posted:Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great. |
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MrWillsauce posted:Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great. ...AND I WANNA SEE SOME JAZZ HANDS!!!! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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MrWillsauce posted:Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great. If I see any of you motherfuckers move a single god drat inch, I will personally shoot each and every one of you an email to remind you about the importance of taking these drills seriously! guns for tits fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 6, 2016
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*crying* i said i'm Rob Burr! my name is Rob Burr! i walk into banks and yell "i'm Rob Burr, this is a Rob-o-ree!" *wheezing* it's "jamboree" but with my name in it! like "Mike-a-palooza"! it's my thing!
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Doc Friday posted:If I see any of you motherfuckers move a single god drat inch, I will personally shoot each and every one of you an email to remind you about the importance of taking these drills seriously! FutonForensic posted:*crying* i said i'm Rob Burr! my name is Rob Burr! i walk into banks and yell "i'm Rob Burr, this is a Rob-o-ree!" *wheezing* it's "jamboree" but with my name in it! like "Mike-a-palooza"! it's my thing! |
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me: (entering my ski cabin house and hanging my balaclava on the hat rack) honey! i'm hoooome!! wife: how was the bank? can't wait to try the new credit ca -- uh, honey me: what? wife: look down me: (looking down at my hands, i notice i am carrying several overflowing sacks of $100 bills) gently caress! it happened again! gently caress!! ~sig~ |
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:me: (entering my ski cabin house and hanging my balaclava on the hat rack) honey! i'm hoooome!!
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