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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Oh, boy... quote:a girl is “ready” is between the ages of 13 and 20 ... The government is discriminating against me based on my religion by not letting me bang teenage girls! I only banged ones with tits so my religion says it's okay! 
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loving white people, obsessed with breasts when the rear end is where it's at. 
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May 6, 2016 07:28
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What happens with those fluke girls who get their boobs around age 8? 
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May 6, 2016 07:39
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Casimir Radon posted:What happens with those fluke girls who get their boobs around age 8? 12 is the hard line Of course the article never said anything on the limits of butt stuff
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May 6, 2016 08:14
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the duggar is coming from inside the thread
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CharlestonJew posted:Of course the article never said anything on the limits of butt stuff Let's be clear about who's doing the butt stuff here: GOD HATES FAGS, but if you're a Godly married heterosexual feel free to do butt stuff on the putt putt course in front of your kids.
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May 6, 2016 09:27
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Ah yes, the mind-breast connection
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May 6, 2016 11:53
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Jumpingmanjim posted:He's back!
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May 6, 2016 15:55
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Well, when Josh's dad will hump his wife in front of children in a public dominance display at mini-golf courses, seems like a understandable, if irrational concern.
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FIRST TIME posted:loving white people, obsessed with breasts when the rear end is where it's at. /hi5
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Tits are just front butts. Asses are back tits. Spread the news and we may achieve world peace soon.
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BOBBING THE JIM
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May 6, 2016 17:44
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I thought the ephebophile defense was only for Internet Libertarians.
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Papi don't like it Rock the Jim Bob Rock the Jim Bob
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Salivation Army ain't having none of it: http://deadstate.org/duggar-linked-groups-event-that-planned-arranged-teen-marriages-is-banned-for-human-trafficking/
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Not in my campground! (doesn't do anything else.) Legally though, not sure what the Salvation Army can do besides squawk about this anyway. Formal complaint to CPS? Would they even have grounds (hurr) to make such a complaint?
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Razorwired posted:I thought the ephebophile defense was only for Internet Libertarians. Christians have to resort to it at times, otherwise the average age of a woman at marriage in Biblical times really bites them in the rear end.
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"Ohlman then points out that “consent” is just a way for secular people to ignore God’s law." loving hell these people.
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May 7, 2016 03:32
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True fact: Fayetteville, Arkansas, was named after Fayetteville, Tennessee, where a bunch of the settlers had come from. In turn, Fayetteville, Tennessee, was named after Fayetteville, North Carolina, where a bunch of the settlers had come from. They're like two towns removed from anything resembling a creative thought. (The one in North Carolina was named after Lafayette, like most things in the US with "Fayette" in their names.)
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tacodaemon posted:True fact: Fayetteville, Arkansas, was named after Fayetteville, Tennessee, where a bunch of the settlers had come from. In turn, Fayetteville, Tennessee, was named after Fayetteville, North Carolina, where a bunch of the settlers had come from. They're like two towns removed from anything resembling a creative thought. (The one in North Carolina was named after Lafayette, like most things in the US with "Fayette" in their names.) My dad started a restaurant in Memphis called Lafayette, I'm pretty sure the name inspiration is the same.
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Vicodiva posted:Salivation Army ain't having none of it: I laughed at "science has proven..." when talking about how girls should marry really young. You can't pick and choose when you're going to believe in science, you bible-thumping inbred piece of human garbage.
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Yeah but they mean Christian Science i.e. "This ancient floodplain in Missoula proves the Great Flood of Genesis. Eat it, evolutionists  " I'm pretty sure that it's easy for them to flub a reason to undermine modern understandings of consent and healthy relationships.
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Of course they can pick and choose, they don't give a gently caress about what you think or even logic or being consistent. They even pick and choose what bible poo poo they believe in.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Ah yes, the mind-breast connection Well you see women's minds are in their breasts, so when they're grown it means they're mentally mature and 
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Tardigrade posted:Well you see women's minds are in their breasts, so when they're grown it means they're mentally mature and Does that mean a woman with breast cancer was just getting too smart for her own good?
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Pvt.Scott posted:Does that mean a woman with breast cancer was just getting too smart for her own good? Obviously! 
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happyhippy posted:And one week they parachute in Josh. But only after removing the children of the tribe, or forcibly amputating Josh's hands and genitals.
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quote:a girl is “ready” is between the ages of 13 and 20 ... So, if I'm reading this right, my underaged wife is required to let me tittyfuck her whenever I want, and just the fact that she has breasts is proof that God is giving consent in place of her for aforementioned titty loving. I think I need to seriously revisit this whole atheism thing... edit: Buttcoin purse posted:The government is discriminating against me based on my religion by not letting me bang teenage girls! I only banged ones with tits so my religion says it's okay! ...also this. The world just keeps getting better all around me. I'm hopping on this 'God' train and reaping the sweet sweet pedophilialic benefits. Max Hammer fucked around with this message at 05:55 on May 8, 2016 |
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I should really look into funding my own religion that justifies having my own spider shaped island and pretty much be a Bond villain with some kind of death ray and if anybody does anything about it I get to complain about my religious freedoms. Why didn't I think of this before it's genius.
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dog buttz posted:My wife and I watch Toddlers and Tiaras, the TLC show about little kid pageants, and holy poo poo do they try to kill their kids. One mom gives her four year old "tinker tea" which is pixie sticks mixed into a sippy cup with some awful combination of liquids like coffee, energy drinks, red bull, mountain dew, etc. the worst show
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Max Hammer posted:So, if I'm reading this right, my underaged wife is required to let me tittyfuck her whenever I want, and just the fact that she has breasts is proof that God is giving consent in place of her for aforementioned titty loving. I'm confused, I thought tittyfucking would be off the table because it won't make babies (edit: I mean "fill the quiver"?), but then Jim Bob does dry humping at the mini golf course. I guess you can tittyfuck so long as you don't spill your seed. quote:...also this. The world just keeps getting better all around me. I'm hopping on this 'God' train and reaping the sweet sweet pedophilialic benefits. First stop: learning to use the term ephebophile instead  Morglon posted:I should really look into funding my own religion that justifies having my own spider shaped island and pretty much be a Bond villain with some kind of death ray and if anybody does anything about it I get to complain about my religious freedoms. Why didn't I think of this before it's genius. Really if you have to fund it yourself you're doing it wrong, and don't forget the tax breaks.
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Morglon posted:I should really look into funding my own religion that justifies having my own spider shaped island and pretty much be a Bond villain with some kind of death ray and if anybody does anything about it I get to complain about my religious freedoms. Why didn't I think of this before it's genius. Just make sure it is related to Christianity, or your plan will never work.
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Buttcoin purse posted:I'm confused, I thought tittyfucking would be off the table because it won't make babies (edit: I mean "fill the quiver"?), but then Jim Bob does dry humping at the mini golf course. I guess you can tittyfuck so long as you don't spill your seed. If you're male and in charge, whatever you want to do is absolutely fine with God.
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Morglon posted:I should really look into funding my own religion that justifies having my own spider shaped island and pretty much be a Bond villain with some kind of death ray and if anybody does anything about it I get to complain about my religious freedoms. Why didn't I think of this before it's genius. You can also use your religion as a tax shelter and money laundering machine!
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Max Hammer posted:
I started getting boobs in second/third grade 
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May 8, 2016 15:04
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maybe ppl should stop trying to play liberal lawyer games with the letter of the law, and follow the spirit of the law. Love God, Love thy Neighbor it's simple really
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trying to twist the Word of God to justify doing things that you know are sinful and wrong really grinds my gears!
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I started getting boobs in second/third grade [/quote]  which book of the bible does that come from
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