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Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Keith Atherton posted:

A man buys a car to impress another man he is in love with. He ends up in tears berating himself

Boogie Nights

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Crank: Chev Chelios kills that little bitch Ricky Verona.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Vlad the Retailer posted:

I'll go for the obvious answer: Raising Arizona?

Yup .

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Randal posted:

Boogie Nights

Yes!!!

Still unguessed/updated:

A man about to testify in court against a powerful organization finds a bullet in his mailbox as a warning

Two eastern European border guards allow a heavily armed enemy force to invade their country. The guards and the invaders become media heroes in their respective countries

VVVV thanks

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Apr 23, 2016

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Keith Atherton posted:

Yes!!!

Still unguessed/updated:

Two eastern European border guards allow a heavily armed enemy force to invade their country. The guards and the invaders become media heroes in their respective countries

Stripes, and I believe it's been answered previously.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Still unsolved:

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.
Hint: it's beach volleyball.

A young man is promised he will never see the sun, again, after damaging his grandfather's car.

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.

An agreement to behave in a depraved manner becomes a point of contention in a co-dependent, alcoholic relationship.


Only one of these might count as sort of obscure; one is an all-time classic.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Centripetal Horse posted:

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.
Patton

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Centripetal Horse posted:

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.
Hint: it's beach volleyball.


Top Gun?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
A man about to testify in court against a powerful organization finds a bullet in his mailbox as a warning

This was The Insider. Russell Crowe and Al Pacino. Watch it!

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

A man abandons his three friends. He tries to have a quiet drink in a pub, walks alongside a canal and rides a bicycle along a railway station platform before being arrested by the police.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

crowoutofcontext posted:

A man abandons his three friends. He tries to have a quiet drink in a pub, walks alongside a canal and rides a bicycle along a railway station platform before being arrested by the police.

Hard Day's Night

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
Emily Blunt murders Tom Cruise a billion times in different alternate realities.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

Emily Blunt murders Tom Cruise a billion times in different alternate realities.

Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat / All You Need is Kill / whatever they change the name to this week It was in the first batch I posted



Randal posted:

Top Gun?

Nope nope. I think I will add some hints.



Centripetal Horse posted:

Still unsolved:

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.
Hint: it's beach volleyball.
Another hint: The girl in question has magical powers.

A young man is promised he will never see the sun, again, after damaging his grandfather's car.
Hint: The young man later redeems himself by driving backward in an emergency.

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.
Hint: Animated

An agreement to behave in a depraved manner becomes a point of contention in a co-dependent, alcoholic relationship.
Hint: Black and white classic

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
As one might expect, life is out of balance.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Mister Mind posted:

As one might expect, life is out of balance.

Koyaanisqatsi

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
Two Incompetent best friends find out they're actually brothers

A deranged man who has a penchant for singing Jefferson Airplane karaoke.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Centripetal Horse posted:

An agreement to behave in a depraved manner becomes a point of contention in a co-dependent, alcoholic relationship.
Hint: Black and white classic

A real stretch here: Strangers on a train?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

GopherFlats posted:

Two Incompetent best friends find out they're actually brothers

A deranged man who has a penchant for singing Jefferson Airplane karaoke.

Second is the Cable Guy

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Junior Jr. posted:

Humans go to an alien planet to make money from a rare material.

Hint: A giant tree is worshipped.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Junior Jr. posted:

Hint: A giant tree is worshipped.

Avatar

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



GopherFlats posted:

Two Incompetent best friends find out they're actually brothers

Well that's gotta be Dirty Work

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Grave $avings posted:

Well that's gotta be Dirty Work

Beavis & Butt-Head Do America also works.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

That's right.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A "white" man gives a grown black man his name and the black man accepts it without question

hint: the white man is actually Guatemalan

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011

kizudarake posted:

Second is the Cable Guy

Yeah

Grave $avings posted:

Well that's gotta be Dirty Work

Yep.

I've been watching a lot of terrible mid nineties comedies.

CoolZidane
Jun 24, 2008

Centripetal Horse posted:

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.

Meet the Robinsons?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Centripetal Horse posted:

A man's parentage is called into question when we notice he shares traits with a brilliant, but crazy, academic.

sounds like Futurama to me, but that's not a movie so

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

CoolZidane posted:

Meet the Robinsons?

Nope.


SciFiDownBeat posted:

sounds like Futurama to me, but that's not a movie so

Are you sure about that?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

SciFiDownBeat posted:

sounds like Futurama to me, but that's not a movie so

It's three movies,, hell it's four as it turns out

Ahundredbux fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 27, 2016

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Ahundredbux posted:

It's three movies,, hell it's four as it turns out

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

XBenedict posted:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

:drat:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

evilmiera posted:

A man's wife is lawfully executed, leading him to enact revenge by sleeping with the nation's main lawmaker's daughter-in-law.

No one? Oh, alright, one more hint: The lawmaker is also terminally ill at the end of the movie, to rub salt in his wounds when he's told the in-law is pregnant.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

A janitor is given a new mop.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

A janitor is given a new mop.

UHF

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).
An aging celebrity tries to teach her daughter responsibility through household chores and charitable giving.

Two men in different parts of the country maintain a long friendship through occasional fishing and camping trips.

Three sisters with wildly different personalities deal with different kinds of relationship problems in suburban New Jersey.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008


Drat

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
president kennedy gets shot in the head and then the new orleans district attorney brings conspiricy charges against clay shaw in this star studded tour de force

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

president kennedy gets shot in the head and then the new orleans district attorney brings conspiricy charges against clay shaw in this star studded tour de force

101 dalmations

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

evilmiera posted:

No one? Oh, alright, one more hint: The lawmaker is also terminally ill at the end of the movie, to rub salt in his wounds when he's told the in-law is pregnant.

Braveheart for sure.

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

dad gay. so what posted:

president kennedy gets shot in the head and then the new orleans district attorney brings conspiricy charges against clay shaw in this star studded tour de force

Fight Club

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