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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

RNG posted:

True. Also sea shell pasta is the best, not just because it's better at holding the sauce you've so lovingly crafted, but because it looks cool.

Seashell pasta is an abomination unto the LORD. Spiral pasta is the one true best pasta.

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timebandit
Mar 22, 2004

Picnic Princess posted:

I tried eating moss once, didn't like it.

Eh reindeer moss ain't too bad. slightly mineral y cotton candy...

Zekky
Feb 27, 2013
A delectable carbonara from my FB feed.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I love it when food holds the shape of the tray it was just tipped out of

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Did they post that to show it off or to make fun of it? Cause it looks like it was just upended from a plastic microwave tray.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
A not particularly good local Italian restaurant has "corbonara" on their menu, and that's what I'm going to call the bacon & white sauce version from now on.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Sakurazuka posted:

I love it when food holds the shape of the tray it was just tipped out of

Same, unironically.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pasta loaf

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

it's kind of impressive in it's own way

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Breakfast shouldn't come from a can, imo

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

That poo poo is great on toast when you're hung over, as long as you don't start thinking about what the 'meat' parts actually are

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Wanamingo posted:



Breakfast shouldn't come from a can, imo

Now only 99p!

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Wanamingo posted:



Breakfast shouldn't come from a can, imo

I'm the strategically placed sausage and 2 meatballs.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Those are actually button mushrooms :pseudo:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wanamingo posted:



Breakfast shouldn't come from a can, imo

I'm the scribbles desperately trying to work out how my life got to this point.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Oh, wait, there's another canned breakfast in the background of a different brand.

RareAcumen posted:

I'm the scribbles desperately trying to work out how my life got to this point.

I think this was the impetus for the cook to make out a budget and get their life sorted.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Sakurazuka posted:

I love it when food holds the shape of the tray it was just tipped out of

Every Thanksgiving I get super pumped because I have an excuse to buy a can of cranberry sauce so I can dump it onto a serving dish and have it still be perfectly can-shaped :getin:

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Megabound posted:

Oh, wait, there's another canned breakfast in the background of a different brand.

I recognize that can!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aueah-mOjDI

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I ate a British Army ration that wasn't too different in appearance. I wouldn't necessarily call it "totally flavorless", but it was clearly the same quality as canned food.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style







quote:

#deconstructednachos #homemadechips #sotasty #wifeme #toomuchsourcream #mexicanfood


quote:

Made another salad. A creamy cucumber salad. (It calls for dill but I hate dill) #homemade #cucumber #healthy #salad #creamy #wisconsin #girl #wifeme


quote:

I don't mean to brag, but I'm one hell of a cook. #wifeme #foodporn #mexicanfood #healthy #flexibledieting #fitness #mealprep #gains

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You have shamed the Mexican people.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Would, with the intensity of a thousand suns.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:catstare:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





The Boondocks were right about white people and cheese.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

http://i.imgur.com/qOlajRp.webm
http://i.imgur.com/iLvHMOb.webm

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





This is so uncomfortable to watch because it's filming a couch.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

you'd better not be talking poo poo about the brown sofa

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Okay, you guys will know what I'm talking about. He bought some weird machine once and it made, like... eggs? Maybe? Or bread? What was that, it was so scary.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Was it this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFP5mmPZe_c

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Dabir posted:

you'd better not be talking poo poo about the brown sofa

I'm not, it's just oooof, filming a food review using a sofa, it just makes me cringe.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



YES. Perfect, I forgot about the little stick in the top.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg

http://i.imgur.com/bntrLdd.webm

quote:

It's cause you people are staring at him! Quit looking, it's hard to do this when you're not, you know, when you're... You guys, it's just not a friendly environment for this kind of thing.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I was cleaning out my grandparent's garage and found this cookbook full of AFP recipes:







Samizdata
May 14, 2007

PurdWerfect posted:

Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches aren't that uncommon.

But better, I hear, with moss. Flavor AND fiber in just one ingredient!

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

SwissDonkey posted:

Like 7 pages late but idgaf. I've said it before and I'll say it again:
gently caress off with your posting you mongoloidal autist. No one enjoys your posts. You think eating kangaroo makes you Australian. I wouldn't even feed that garbage to my dog. gently caress off into the bush and get eaten by a yowie.

Sincerely,
Every Ausgoon ever minus McSpergin

Ps. I see you're using coles brand dinosaur pasta. I feed that to my child. You're autistic.

Lol if you can't cook good kangaroo in the comfort of your own home

Also FTFY bc kangaroo meat owns if cooked well. I've made Thai salads with it cooked just on mid rare and it's bang on

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

holy poo poo "genuine imitation real"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
A staple in the tradation of the postmodern Southern culinary simulacrum

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

RareAcumen posted:

I'm not, it's just oooof, filming a food review using a sofa, it just makes me cringe.

It's not so much a food review as a review of cheap tat of all kinds. Dollar store stuff.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

cyberia posted:

I was cleaning out my grandparent's garage and found this cookbook full of AFP recipes:









I have that one! One of these days I'll have to break out my antique cookbook collection and scan in some of the more interesting ones (unfortunately, they're currently in storage in another state, but trust me, things were weird in the kitchen 120 years ago). Most of the strange recipes came from cookbooks from the 40s and 50s, and the recipes in this cookbook seem to hearken back to that era.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


twoday posted:

A staple in the tradation of the postmodern Southern culinary simulacrum

I have paid money to understand this joke





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