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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Rigged Death Trap posted:

It's not so much a food review as a review of cheap tat of all kinds. Dollar store stuff.

Pretty sure that one with the steak & kidney pudding is a food review, despite the fact that he doesn't exclusively do just food reviews.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

cash crab posted:



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This looks pretty good though, it just needs a main course.

Like a huge, juicy steak.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

:barf:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




That asparagus doesn't look cooked to me.

mrEkli
Feb 9, 2004
I was there.

It doesn't look that gross. This reaction kinda reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY&t=124s Just saying, didn't mean to be mean. :/

Uhn
Oct 6, 2011

here comes george
in control

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Wrong.













That's how it's done.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




At least those steamed (and seasoned, it looks like!) vegetables are better than that 'healthy vegan breakfast' consisting of beans and toast. They'd be 10000% better roasted in the oven, though.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ah yes, my summer favorite -- catfood au beurre.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Add this to the OP, for this is the thread's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJd1kFpF_Q

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I keep failing at getting photos of food that fit this thread. I had a pizza with loose corn on it. Also chicken and chipotle sauce. It was really good. gently caress pizza nazis.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


RareAcumen posted:

Wrong.

That's how it's done.

I am sufficiently shamed. Thank you, friend.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The floor pattern alone is enough to let me identify this as a high school lunch.

I wonder what the spoon is for.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Those fries look pretty ballin for a school lunch unless it's like a college food court

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

Those fries look pretty ballin for a school lunch unless it's like a college food court

If I remember correctly, the Seminole State College cafe fries looked exactly like that a few years ago. SSC had pretty great food for poor and/or drunk people, since you could get a decently hefty burger that tasted surprisingly good for like $3.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

Those fries look pretty ballin for a school lunch unless it's like a college food court

Middle school lunches were the bomb at my NC Middle school, shockingly enough. Burgers, beef teriyaki, chicken sandwiches, and more often than not, the fries were still hot enough that you needed to blow on them before you bit into one.

chitoryu12 posted:

The floor pattern alone is enough to let me identify this as a high school lunch.

I wonder what the spoon is for.

Sometimes you get an actual patty like that but other times you just get a slurry and you have to scoop it onto the bread.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
My school lunches from elementary - high school were actually pretty good, and the fries were surprisingly tasty but they were soggy and pale. Which I don't mind if they taste good but man they looked and felt like moist shoelaces

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

I can't figure out which one of these is sadder.

Also, I think we need a new back-up Bingo Card with squares for "food on bed or couch" and "food on same surface as PC keyboard", because there is a strong correlation.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Aesop Poprock posted:

Those fries look pretty ballin for a school lunch unless it's like a college food court

My girlfriend works in catering and their food service has those exact fries. They call them diner fries or something like that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That is a good joke. Do not spoil my worldview.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

GMO is ruining food

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Mmm, baked expanding foam. My favorite!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Technincally, cake batter is a kind of expanding foam :pseudo:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

axolotl farmer posted:

Technincally, cake batter is a kind of expanding foam :pseudo:

That's what I use for insulation in my gingerbread house, actually.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

That's what I use for insulation in my gingerbread house, actually.

Well, as long as your roof doesn't leak, I really recommend blowing candy floss into the attic. MUCH better insulation and easier to work with than that foam.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dabir posted:

Was it this?
Welp, I discovered Ashens now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

butthole pornpig
May 12, 2013

The lens is conveniently housed in the pig's ass

Reading this thread, I think about food. Obviously. And then I look over at RareAcumen's avatar, and my food-tracked brain tells me she's got delicata squash on her chest.



Every goddam time.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




aequorea posted:

Reading this thread, I think about food. Obviously. And then I look over at RareAcumen's avatar, and my food-tracked brain tells me she's got delicata squash on her chest.



Every goddam time.

Great, now I'm annoyed that these food monstrosities aren't even what's loving with you when I post in this thread. :argh:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


aequorea posted:

Reading this thread, I think about food. Obviously. And then I look over at RareAcumen's avatar, and my food-tracked brain tells me she's got delicata squash on her chest.



Every goddam time.

Either that or pepino melons.



"Melons". :heysexy:

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

axolotl farmer posted:

Technincally, cake batter is a kind of expanding foam :pseudo:

Smart rear end.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

axolotl farmer posted:

Technincally, cake batter is a kind of expanding foam :pseudo:

Looks kind of like a badly photographed, badly piped meringue to me.

Maybe we can compromise and call it a meringue cake.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009


I'd always thought "how do we make Hot Pockets worse" was some kind of unanswerable zen koan.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

RareAcumen posted:

Great, now I'm annoyed that these food monstrosities aren't even what's loving with you when I post in this thread. :argh:



I am genuinely having trouble untangling this. What exactly am I looking at here? I can't even tell what kind of food this is: Sorbet? Extruded meat? Dough?

Also, how/when did so many people end up with Lum avatars?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




MrAptronym posted:

Also, how/when did so many people end up with Lum avatars?

There's a mysterious benefactor- or possibly more than one- Lumming up everyone who sees Lum and says 'Wow, Lum owns.' Or something along those lines.

I'm personally quite happy with it. :)

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


deadly_pudding posted:

I can't figure out which one of these is sadder.

Also, I think we need a new back-up Bingo Card with squares for "food on bed or couch" and "food on same surface as PC keyboard", because there is a strong correlation.

I think I'd originally put "on same surface as tonight's activities" but this is more succinct.

I am going to make up another one, and you guys can tell me what you want/do not want on it. Here's a beta:



v: Oh, poo poo, that's good.

cash crab has a new favorite as of 23:08 on May 13, 2016

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


cash crab posted:

I am going to make up another one, and you guys can tell me what you want/do not want on it. Here's a beta:


I'm still fond of "Self-aware," for all those frowning pizzas or gross cakes that are trying to get as far away from themselves as possible.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

RareAcumen posted:

There's a mysterious benefactor- or possibly more than one- Lumming up everyone who sees Lum and says 'Wow, Lum owns.' Or something along those lines.

I'm personally quite happy with it. :)

Ahh, okay, that is not the answer I expected. I just assumed some thread was having a Lum appreciation thing or something. That is some dedication, but it explains why I see them in groups in threads.

For some non-anime, food related content, twitter rarely disappoints:

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

You know who else loves great food that looks horrible?!



LUM.



(So does Akane, but she's not as cool.)



Half this thread can relate to Baku.



That said, lovely instant ramen is probably better than most of the food posted here.



Lum is the best! Bye.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Is that a heaping pile of pork floss on that ramen cup?

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