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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

CobiWann posted:

I can now touch the floor without bending my knees thanks to him. DDP is good.

This is my stupid wrestling fan opinion.

I'm pretty much always touching the floor unless I'm in bed.

How long do you spend in bed?

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

He can shill all he wants I'm just commenting on how mad he gets when other people don't shill for him

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I'm pretty much always touching the floor unless I'm in bed.

How long do you spend in bed?

Wouldn't you like to know. :getin:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

ddp is good

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ddp took my girlfriend and didn't even knock her up. gently caress him.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

uproxx did a top 12 (?) 7 footers list and didn't even list Kevin Nash what the gently caress

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ostentatious posted:

uproxx did a top 12 (?) 7 footers list and didn't even list Kevin Nash what the gently caress

Nate (the author) actually addresses this in the comments. WWE, including the Raw SNES game, says Nash is 6'11. They don't want him to be a seven footer.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Could he perhaps learn to grow an inch taller?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Smh big sexy tall as gently caress

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Oct 30, 2009

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The wwe app has listed at 6'10 what the gently caress!?!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Kevin Nash is a fairly tall man, sure. But a seven footer he shall never be.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Tall sexy Kevin Nash

Big tall sexy

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I was under the impression that he was listed as 7 foot in wcw

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WCW isn't canon.

Height wise, Kevin "Above Average Sexy" Nash is closer to The Rock than Andre the Giant.

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 02:36 on May 13, 2016

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

projecthalaxy posted:

WCW isn't canon.

Height wise, Kevin "Above Average Sexy" Nash is closer to The Rock than Andre the Giant.

Andre was 6'10 so according to WCW (the greatest wrestling promotion in history) Kevin Nash was taller than Andre the Large.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kevin Nash is shrinking :(

MassRafTer posted:

Andre was 6'10 so according to WCW (the greatest wrestling promotion in history) Kevin Nash was taller than Andre the Large.

Uhh he was 7'4" I think you'll find.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The almost powerless Kevin Nash, wearing thick shoes and trying to sneakily lift his heels off the ground when the seven footers come around.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Kevin Nash is shrinking :(


Uhh he was 7'4" I think you'll find.

This thread is for funny bad posts not outright lies.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

smh @ people hating on Kevin Nash because they will never be as cool or sexy as him

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Oct 30, 2009

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MassRafTer posted:

This thread is for funny bad posts not outright lies.

Agreed

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Maybe Scott Hall was the taller Outsider all along and they were just that good at working the boys

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
"Medium Sexy" Kevin Nash just didn't have the same ring to it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Monster Eiffel Tower" is a terrible wrestling name. A sentence that belongs in this thread.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It figures goons would reject Big Depeche Mode Fan Kevin Nash due to his cool sexiness. They identify with an angry, troll like man named Andre the Giant who was shorter than 7 feet tall.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
You'd never know it thanks to staging, film editing, and his outfits, but Kevin Nash is only 4'9"

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

from grenoble france

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

little shoutout to my Ron & Fez peeps

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

trufax: giant baba was actually 6' 4"

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

sticklefifer posted:

Could he perhaps learn to grow an inch taller?

You can't. Teach. That.

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Oct 30, 2009

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sticklefifer posted:

Could he perhaps learn to grow an inch taller?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bart Simpson with fan Kevin Nash

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Kevin Nash is shrinking :(


Uhh he was 7'4" I think you'll find.

enough about the seven feet, let's talk about the 4 inches.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
I always remember WCW Worldwide covering a match between Sid and Hall, where Nash used this springy tubing to hit Sid in the eyes with that Larry Zybysko referred to as a "giant spring". It didn't look too giant in Nash's hands though, therefore Kevin Nash is the biggest man ever.

The week after was when Sid face turned and teamed up with Goldberg to face the Outsiders. I remember that match for two reasons. One was because Scott Hudson and Zybysko were commentating that Goldberg had a mystery partner that they didn't know about (and they didn't show the earlier moment from Nitro when it was revealed that Sid and Goldberg were teaming together), so when they showed Sid coming out after Goldberg, Hudson were yelling "Oh no! Sid's sneaking up on Goldberg! Goldberg! Sid's behind you!". Then when the two of them fistbump, the commentators are all shocked, and Zybysko gave us a line that I will never forget: "I've seen an elephant fly!"

Thinking about it, Sid would have been the worst person to sneak up on someone, because he had his entrance music playing at the time. That said, it was Sid, so it is believable that he would sneak up on someone with his music playing.

The second thing I remember was that the match ended when Sid was pinning Hall, Nash came in with an elbow drop (not off the top turnbuckle or anything, just a regular elbow) to Sid's back while the ref was dealing with Goldberg. Hall covered and won. One of the weakest endings I've ever seen to a match.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I like Kevin Nash and that one story he tells where some shorter, fatter wrestler than him would pick a fight with him, Kevin Nash would say "I'm tall" slap them and then they would totally back down you guys. I also like that he's told this story about at least five different wrestlers and he hopes nobody will notice.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I will admit that when I saw Kevin Nash LIVE at the Cadillac National Guard Armory he looked to be about 9 foot tall. Presumably the larger arenas simply detracted from his natural height. Either that or he was taller as Diesel and later shrunk when he lost that gimmick.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I Before E posted:

enough about the seven feet, let's talk about the 4 inches.

please, there are ladies present

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gonzo McFee posted:

I like Kevin Nash and that one story he tells where some shorter, fatter wrestler than him would pick a fight with him, Kevin Nash would say "I'm tall" slap them and then they would totally back down you guys. I also like that he's told this story about at least five different wrestlers and he hopes nobody will notice.

do it once and they never forget

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If I was Nash tall then "I'm tall" would be my pickup line.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.






Vince is listed as 6'2" and he barely clears Andre's nipples!

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ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.



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