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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Milky Moor posted:

why are there so many videos of people crushing things with their feet???????

what's with the doll humiliation???

are people really into those POV videos or the videos about broken shoes???

have people always been this weird about sex?

The real poo poo is crushing a hamster with your feet, but I think that's probably illegal so they do cheap proxies. I can't figure out the chips except for the fact that they make a crunching noise. Also, as for the shoes, I guess shoes are a really emotional thing for some people. There's a whole big thread about camping out for special pairs of sneakers in YLLS

Anyway, can't wait to see more of these!

Maldoror posted:

BRAKE FAILURE
CBT
EATING IN CAR
EYELASH FETISH
FAT ADMIRER - FA
FEET JOI
FINANCIAL DOMINATION
FRUM FETISH
GELDING
HAND TAWSING
INFLATABLES NON-POP
KARATEKA FEET
MACHINIMA
MAGIC CONTROL :magical:
MIND gently caress
PUPPET PORN
SEAT BELT FETISH
SMELL FETISH
TOY CAR CRUSH
TRIBADISM
UNAWARE GIANTESS
VAPING
WEDDING FETISH
America is truly a land of opportunity :911:

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 15:54 on May 5, 2016

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Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Considering getting me some vaping vids.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Illavick posted:

Considering getting me some vaping vids.

Por tip: you can get them for free on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W1rAL1V6xA

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm just going to assume slip fetish is where people get off to other people falling down

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
how many goons are discovering new, rewarding fetishes because of this thread

be honest

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

ChrisHansen posted:

I'm just going to assume slip fetish is where people get off to other people falling down

I was thinking of someone having trouble pronouncing words. The article of clothing would be too tame, but yours is a promising guess as well.


David Copperfield posted:

how many goons are discovering new, rewarding fetishes because of this thread

be honest

I'm just glad the fetishes I already have are represented tbh

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i miss weekend web and awful link of day

this would be a good one

i like this thread

find me a video of someone spilling coffee on a new shirt

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


magic school bus got weird

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Stinky_Pete posted:

I'm just glad the fetishes I already have are represented tbh

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Horniest Manticore posted:

heh, yeah guys can you believe this stuff? it's...um...it's ridiculous. heh.

*masturbates furtively*

My fetish is gawking at broken individuals.

GBS is my Mecca!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

I'm just going to assume slip fetish is where people get off to other people falling down

You are correct

e: this is the most popular video under the slip fetish category, meaning that people actually are paying $22 for a video of some woman falling on banana peels



tomstuart posted:

find me a video of someone spilling coffee on a new shirt

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 5, 2016

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Wanamingo posted:

You are correct






im the wetlook keyword

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

that's my fetish

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

1st AD posted:

that's my fetish

Your avatar is the "before" video.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's too bad there's not a views counter do we can calculate just how much money people spend on these things

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

staberind posted:

SMALL PENIS ENCOURAGEMENT

You can do it, little guy!

I believe in you!

I think you can! I think you can!

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
This poo poo is seriously genius. It's porn money but it's not porn to anyone who would give a poo poo that you did porn. You can charge $8 for a video of you glazing a turkey or playing with a frisbee or something and someone will buy that. To put things into perspective, Louis CK had to write an hour of stand up comedy and only sold that for $5 a pop. I should seriously just pay some homeless person to film me on their cell all day, edit the videos based on activity and then sell that poo poo. Here I am brushing my teeth. Here I am doing the laundry. Here I am smoking a bowl. Here I am crying over my stolen childhood. Here I am filling out a tax form. Each one $8. Why the gently caress isn't everyone doing this?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Illavick posted:

This poo poo is seriously genius. It's porn money but it's not porn to anyone who would give a poo poo that you did porn. You can charge $8 for a video of you glazing a turkey or playing with a frisbee or something and someone will buy that. To put things into perspective, Louis CK had to write an hour of stand up comedy and only sold that for $5 a pop. I should seriously just pay some homeless person to film me on their cell all day, edit the videos based on activity and then sell that poo poo. Here I am brushing my teeth. Here I am doing the laundry. Here I am smoking a bowl. Here I am crying over my stolen childhood. Here I am filling out a tax form. Each one $8. Why the gently caress isn't everyone doing this?

They take 40% of the profits, but all you need to do is give them a copy of your ID and a signed W9

http://clips4sale.com/list/en/page/openastudio

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Wanamingo posted:

They take 40% of the profits, but all you need to do is give them a copy of your ID and a signed W9

http://clips4sale.com/list/en/page/openastudio

my dream of moving to a remote volcanic island to shoot obscure fetish porn has been revitalized

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Wanamingo posted:

They take 40% of the profits, but all you need to do is give them a copy of your ID and a signed W9

http://clips4sale.com/list/en/page/openastudio

Unf yes this is my fetish signing W-9s oh yes

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Horniest Manticore posted:

heh, yeah guys can you believe this stuff? it's...um...it's ridiculous. heh.

*masturbates furtively*

I bet this happens more than you know.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I have seen the face of god and it is screaming

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
A friend of mine was making these clips for a while and she hung out on a forum of ladies who made videos. She said there was a thread for the women to talk about their most popular, lucrative videos and one poster's most popular one was of her mowing her lawn. Like wide frame, zoomed out, dressed in normal clothes.

The Internet is a weird place man.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
do they accept lets plays

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Maldoror posted:

LEGJOBS
LEGS
LEOTARD FETISH
LESBIAN
LESBIAN DOMINATION
LETS PLAY
LICKING

oh cool

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I'm wondering how these things get made. Like sure, a weirdo fetish website fine, but do people go "ok I'm going to shave my head but only the left side while I have my nose plugged reciting old-timey nursery rhymes!" and then do it and see what happens? It feels like people are trying to invent kinks.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

RedMage129 posted:

I want to see their sales data, get the profit margins, and do some consulting for these vids. Sponsor a top seller with some high quality gear, really see how high we can push this business. I want some girl to be a loving millionaire for rubbing a balloon on her butt or stomping a cracker before ww3 ends this gay earth.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

That's badass

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
For the occulus rift crowd

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
good lord there's a lot of men out there who just want to be told you're a piece of poo poo, basically

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I hope in 5 years, when the current wave of VR is dead and every website is talking about the best things released for the platform, about 80% of them end up being VR porn videos. The rest being a couple of walking simulators.

Oh man, but imagine a porno walking simulator. I bet that could be a thing.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


adjusted for taxes and the middleman fees its still pretty impressive, kickaz makes almost as much as the US President

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Going by the names, I cannot tell if that is a list of adult models, game streamers or both.

However, I need to increase my popularity on XBox Live, so I'm maybe going to have to change my gamertag and avatar to reflect my new online identity of one of these names.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
fetishism has always been around but with the internet you can slake your urges nowadays and then you're gonna need stronger stuff ya know, more powerful, weirder poo poo to get you goin ya know, and it's a slippery slope, you start out jerking to some weird girl in a uniform and then next ya know you're getting off to watching blurry videos from ukraine where 3 clowns are farting on a horse while the russians are bombing a village in the background

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I'm MsCheeks

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Wanamingo posted:

I'm MsCheeks

text me

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I've come across the smoking stuff before. Don't understand it at all. I can imagine how bad these girls smell and that's a huge turn off.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MEDICAL FETISH is a good gbs poster name

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
I really cannot imagine anyone getting turned on by that kind of stuff really, maybe I should abandon the thread while my sanity and innocence are still intact

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Casimir Radon posted:

I've come across the smoking stuff before. Don't understand it at all. I can imagine how bad these girls smell and that's a huge turn off.

their moms probably smoked and they have mommy issues

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