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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Pham Nuwen posted:

These are surprisingly tasty if you make them like a normal person, using pickle spears (not a whole pickle, Christ) and a thinner layer of cream cheese. Use the square ham too, it rolls up better.

You are right in every way. I made these for my British wife and she wouldn't even try them. I think she thinks I invented them in a fever dream. Ham, cream cheese, and pickles in bread make for a mighty fine sandwich as well!

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Loose corn/loose meat/dry rice, thanks Facebook feed!

gay but cute tho
Apr 23, 2015

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Organs?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


I thought that too, but I'm betting pancakes.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





It looks like injera made out peanut butter or something.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

The thing that bothers me the most about this photo is that she left her bikini bottoms on. If you're going to take a dumb photo at least commit to the idea, dammit.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem


???

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


Oh god. I've been using the app this whole thread and now that I'm on my computer things are so much more horrifying. Is that some sad vegan omelette?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Failed flan?

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck
Looks like tripe, one of the few things I truly can't stomach. One night my friend's elderly husky escaped and ate two sheep before returning home. Tripe tastes like her horrible sheep-entrail farts :gonk:

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

cash crab posted:



Loose corn/loose meat/dry rice, thanks Facebook feed!

This didn't get much love in wake of the horror plate but man if that doesn't look like the worst, gummiest rice I've ever seen. I'm sure it went great with the entirely unflavored corn

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

A good evening for Facebook feeds

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That butt needs to go to a butt doctor :ohdear:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
It has indeed been quite a night for facebook. This is the cover pic for an event I saw locally:

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
That's some yellow pulled pork.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Behold.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos


That's just lava in a pot, you can't fool me.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


n-no ring....

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sakurazuka posted:

n-no ring....

There are many rings off to the sides.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

It's rude to share photos of your own faeces unless it's with your doctor for medical reasons.
On that note, you should probably go see your doctor.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Prism posted:

That's just lava in a pot, you can't fool me.

You call that lava? Step aside for the return of One True Pot.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Schubalts posted:

You call that lava? Step aside for the return of One True Pot.



Well obviously it had cooled down a little.

That second one's impressive in a horrible way, though.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Eldercain posted:

It has indeed been quite a night for facebook. This is the cover pic for an event I saw locally:



What's the event? End times?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Schubalts posted:

You call that lava? Step aside for the return of One True Pot.



And to finish the recipe, add one ring to taste.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

cash crab posted:

What's the event? End times?

It's a fundraiser for a local elementary school.

description posted:

Come join us for some fun and good food we will have a car show the entry fee is 15 dollars with each entry they will get a free lunch if it rains this event out then it will take place July 16th watch the event for fun things that all can enjoy will be updating it with more details of events that will take place that day if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at *snip*

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Eldercain posted:

It's a fundraiser for a local elementary school.
They're raising funds to buy punctuation.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Eldercain posted:

It's a fundraiser for a local elementary school.

Whenever I see someone write like this (on Facebook. Always on Facebook), I read with the breathless urgency of a messenger in the Revolutionary War delivering a message that he ran across a battlefield to deliver.

"General Washington says please come to the cookout entry is $15 lunch is provided unless it rains out then it will be July 16th bring your friends and family if you want to have a good time and watch some Hessians get their asses kicked and maybe some fireworks if weather is good please send a message to General Washington as soon as you can"

*faints of exhaustion*

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Eponine posted:

Whenever I see someone write like this (on Facebook. Always on Facebook), I read with the breathless urgency of a messenger in the Revolutionary War delivering a message that he ran across a battlefield to deliver.

"General Washington says please come to the cookout entry is $15 lunch is provided unless it rains out then it will be July 16th bring your friends and family if you want to have a good time and watch some Hessians get their asses kicked and maybe some fireworks if weather is good please send a message to General Washington as soon as you can"

*faints of exhaustion*

I laughed way too hard at this mental image.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Well I need to link this one

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/4jVSgyk.jpg:nws:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Bucookie.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

N.... no pizza rules... :ohdear:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Eponine posted:

Whenever I see someone write like this (on Facebook. Always on Facebook), I read with the breathless urgency of a messenger in the Revolutionary War delivering a message that he ran across a battlefield to deliver.

"General Washington says please come to the cookout entry is $15 lunch is provided unless it rains out then it will be July 16th bring your friends and family if you want to have a good time and watch some Hessians get their asses kicked and maybe some fireworks if weather is good please send a message to General Washington as soon as you can"

*faints of exhaustion*

I love this. I wish a whole post could be the thread title.

Also, I think I will have some new content later as Campbell's came out with a cottage pie in a can and it looks like moldy sewage, but it is delicious. I didn't think to take a picture last night.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


cash crab posted:

Also, I think I will have some new content later as Campbell's came out with a cottage pie in a can and it looks like moldy sewage, but it is delicious. I didn't think to take a picture last night.
Holy poo poo, all of those "pub-inspired" varieties are things of beauty. :stare:



BRB, going to Canada

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


They have a chicken pot pie one that is essentially matzo balls in stew and it is also good. Canada is a mostly good country.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hirayuki posted:

Holy poo poo, all of those "pub-inspired" varieties are things of beauty. :stare:



BRB, going to Canada

I've had this, it wasn't too bad for a canned stew.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Sakurazuka posted:

n-no ring....

Well not anymore, Gollum had destroyed it when he fell into the Casserole Naur.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

This picture is inaccurate. The faces on the milk cartons were taken from a Japanese gay porn comic (or "manga" as it is called overseas) and that cookie is clearly presenting as female. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of gay porn which comes in handy so I know what not to be aroused by, as I am a white heterosexual male in good standing with his congregation.

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