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Kavak posted:I'm crying. Is that where AGH's name came from? Sadly (or happily depending on how much of a piece of poo poo you are) my name came directly from GRRM's AGOT where Osha sees Hodor's gigantic dong glistening wetly.
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# ? May 15, 2016 03:48 |
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:I remember seeing a hilarious story a thread or two ago that involved Bran taking a giant incontinent poo poo while riding in the Hodorbasket. Anyone able to repost that? It was me. syscall girl posted:Bran's belly was distended and taut, like boiled leather molded around an iron kettle. His bowels hadn't moved for days and although he could feel no pain below the waist he could hear his blood rushing through his ears the way it used to during a long climb through the parapets of Winterfell and his breath was short and wheezy. That morning, they ate another meal of Hodor's burnt squirrel and what Meera swore were herbs, although Bran thought they tasted more like dirty straw. And after, Bran in his basket, swinging with Hodor's gait fell into a fitful sleep. It was like the wolf dreams but different somehow, darker.
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# ? May 15, 2016 03:57 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Sadly (or happily depending on how much of a piece of poo poo you are) my name came directly from GRRM's AGOT where Osha sees Hodor's gigantic dong glistening wetly. You've a good name sir.
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# ? May 15, 2016 04:59 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:This one? This was brilliant but, syscall girl posted:It was me. yesssss Better than the books imo
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# ? May 15, 2016 05:36 |
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On A similar subject this past mother's day I was hanging out with my mom's seeing how she was doing on her new year's resolution which was to read a new major franchise. I was game too so I told her to read A Song of Ice and Fire and knowing what she was in for she told me to read Gor. If you've never read them Gor books 1-3 are decent schlocky genre works/what passed for smut once. 3 was the best so far. It gets super rapey in 4 early on and I'm staying there for a while. Anyway my mom was only like 2/3 of the way through the first book, we shared some theories over steaks and wine. She finds it graphic and disgusting but the intrigue and politics are amazing enough to keep going. I now have the theory that the world is a mobius and that heading north from the Wall will eventually land you in Ulthos and Asshai. 19 Crimes is a good product, I recommend it over Gor. Anyway as she was leaving I told her "he glistened wetly." She didn't know what I was talking about. Later that night she texted me something to the effect of "goddamn it how did you remember that sick poo poo" to which I got to respond "Hodor." So basically I got my mom to start reading these books. She can't stop. By year's end she'll be done and I'll get to tell her there is no more and there never will be. I may be history's greatest bastard.
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dogs named Charlie posted:On A similar subject this past mother's day I was hanging out with my mom's seeing how she was doing on her new year's resolution which was to read a new major franchise. I was game too so I told her to read A Song of Ice and Fire and knowing what she was in for she told me to read Gor. If you've never read them Gor books 1-3 are decent schlocky genre works/what passed for smut once. 3 was the best so far. It gets super rapey in 4 early on and I'm staying there for a while. maybe for mother's day next year you can show her a picture of his fat rear end, and say "when he dies he says he will have the notes burned"....
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# ? May 15, 2016 11:22 |
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:This was brilliant but, yeah both of those are loving horrific/excellent. The poo poo-dreads was the one I remembered the most. I didn't remember it turned into a sex thing though. Pretty sure I blocked that out of my memory.
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# ? May 15, 2016 11:23 |
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These "chapters" are sensational.
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# ? May 15, 2016 12:28 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Sadly (or happily depending on how much of a piece of poo poo you are) my name came directly from GRRM's AGOT where Osha sees Hodor's gigantic dong glistening wetly. I'm a huge one so I'm glad. We should collect the thread's best shitfics in a book and release it instead of Game of Bones II.
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# ? May 15, 2016 12:34 |
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dogs named Charlie posted:I now have the theory that the world is a mobius and that heading north from the Wall will eventually land you in Ulthos and Asshai. Why a moebius strip? That's even shittier than a sphere!
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# ? May 15, 2016 13:16 |
Kavak posted:I'm a huge one so I'm glad. A Crap of Kings
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# ? May 15, 2016 13:32 |
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dogs named Charlie posted:So basically I got my mom to start reading these books. She can't stop. By year's end she'll be done and I'll get to tell her there is no more and there never will be. I may be history's greatest bastard.
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# ? May 15, 2016 14:38 |
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I read the first chapter and put it down because it was dumb nerd poo poo. Then I did that again. Then one day I had to take a massive Dany, so I read it again, then the next 2 chapters, then I just sat on the porch all day reading. For three books I enjoyed getting ready to put the book down and then seeing the next chapter was Tyrion or Jon. Then I finished ASOS and the owning began. I am still the most owned man on earth because I read books 4 and 5.
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# ? May 15, 2016 15:01 |
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The most owned men and women on the planet are the ones who read AFFC and ADWD and think they're actually good.
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# ? May 15, 2016 16:27 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:The most owned men and women on the planet are the ones who read AFFC and ADWD and think they're actually good. It's not nice to poke fun at mentally challenged people.
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# ? May 15, 2016 18:11 |
Hodor's real name is willis. As in "what you talkin' 'bout willis", so I don't think he was known for his smarts before his accident.
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# ? May 15, 2016 19:51 |
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I'm kicking about a theory that the introduction of a primarily seafaring race/faction signals the inevitable decline of a fantasy series. The only examples I have are the Ironborn and the Athaan Miere from Wheel of Time, but that's pretty darn conclusive right there imo.
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# ? May 15, 2016 21:08 |
uncivil mittens posted:I'm kicking about a theory that the introduction of a primarily seafaring race/faction signals the inevitable decline of a fantasy series. The only examples I have are the Ironborn and the Athaan Miere from Wheel of Time, but that's pretty darn conclusive right there imo. Why was that the decline in this series in your opinion?
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# ? May 15, 2016 21:10 |
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It's half in jest, but I just remember that sinking feeling in my stomach when I read the AFFC introduction where, instead of consolidating on existing points, new and somewhat pointless characters and plots were introduced. Just like every post-book 5ish of WoT, pretty much where their sea people were introduced.
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# ? May 15, 2016 21:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's not nice to poke fun at mentally challenged people. A_H contributed to A Game Of Bones, though! Lends it all a certain authenticity. quote:We should collect the thread's best shitfics in a book and release it instead of Game of Bones II. The Wit And Wisdom Of TB Thread
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# ? May 16, 2016 00:28 |
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Much and more of your favorite targaryen scented brown water, tastefully curated by TB Thread.
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# ? May 16, 2016 02:02 |
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Finally Dany actually does something for once
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# ? May 16, 2016 03:02 |
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True Targarians confirmed fireproof is now canon, anything to the contrary is fan fiction.
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# ? May 16, 2016 03:02 |
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loving loved that ending. Does this mean hot showers don't do poo poo for her? Also, did I miss someone posting this Tower of Jedi?
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# ? May 16, 2016 03:09 |
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Did I misunderstand that completely but was that episode Littlefinger suddenly deciding to march on Winterfell coinciding with the letter a straight up book spoiler/change to imply Littlefinger wrote the letter? I dont really remember if that makes any kind of sense if that's actually who it was in the books. Maybe it was just his brilliant plan all along in the show, to plant Sansa in Winterfell, then get Jon Snow to suicide bomb it with wildlings only to ride in and clean up the leftovers and come out the hero? Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 03:29 on May 16, 2016 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Did I misunderstand that completely but was that episode Littlefinger suddenly deciding to march on Winterfell coinciding with the letter a straight up book spoiler/change to imply Littlefinger wrote the letter? I dont really remember if that makes any kind of sense if that's actually who it was in the books. They showed a Bolton rider under a white flag deliver the letter so I doubt it.
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# ? May 16, 2016 03:43 |
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Is there anything in that episode that negates that leaked season synopsis? The last scene made me like Dany for the first time in many years.
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# ? May 16, 2016 03:57 |
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I was forced to watch the "episode review" that comes afterwards. those things are loving horrible. They offer zero insight into the episode and just recount some poo poo that happened. Yeah we get it that jon and sansa haven't seen eachother in a long time and a lot has happened. And the poo poo about Dany, how she is so commanding "even when she is powerless" .. uh yeah, considering she is about to burn them all alive I wouldn't characterize her as "powerless". Their babble is rage inducing.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:05 |
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That ending was the most 90s thing ever, right down to Dany doing the Terminator walk through the flames. And her head poorly CGI'd onto some body double to top it off.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:27 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:That ending was the most 90s thing ever, right down to Dany doing the Terminator walk through the flames. And her head poorly CGI'd onto some body double to top it off. There was no body double.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:29 |
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:Is there anything in that episode that negates that leaked season synopsis? The last scene made me like Dany for the first time in many years. Yeah, the majority of it.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:30 |
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a cop posted:There was no body double. So just pure CGI then. Emily Clarke has it in her contract that she no longer does nude scenes.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:32 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:So just pure CGI then. Emily Clarke has it in her contract that she no longer does nude scenes. That's a rumor, that was Ros' actress I believe. Which is why she stopped showing her tits and then got killed. Emilia Clarke's been nude in the series since that rumor was leaked, the bath scene where Daario comes in and delivers the heads of the Captains of the Second Sons is one.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:39 |
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I still don't think it's her. Her head is just sort of floating there.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:40 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I still don't think it's her. Her head is just sort of floating there. It's still bad CGI of her standing in flames, that's why it looks fake.
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:42 |
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its actually her. Emilia Clarke already confirmed it in an interview. No cgi no body double. http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/15/game-thrones-emilia-clarke-dany
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# ? May 16, 2016 04:49 |
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Daenerys did something. After 16 loving years Daenerys loving did something. Just loving die already, GRRM.
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# ? May 16, 2016 05:12 |
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TommyGun85 posted:its actually her. Emilia Clarke already confirmed it in an interview. No cgi no body double. Huh, so they did a Christopher Lee, then. Gotta say, after having poo poo to do last episode, I loved the Tyrion scene this time around.
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# ? May 16, 2016 05:17 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Daenerys did something. Episode 10, she's going to wake up, and she's still in the middle of nowhere, with projectile diarrhea, and this whole plot line has all just been a hallucination from dehydration.
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You guys. I'm looking forward to more episodes. What is this weird feeling?
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