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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Here lemme help Sato Kane ? No , thats actually quite a sinister name. This one sounds like something from a poo poo cop buddy movie.
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EightAce posted:Sato Kane ? No , thats actually quite a sinister name. This one sounds like something from a poo poo cop buddy movie. Tommy Noble
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Iglocska posted:Are you a wizard? I read about 10% of the SQ42 script, which I guess is 10% (or would that be 100%?) more than anyone else I had thought of reading through it all and posting a summary with the important characters and events, but it's just not fun. Squadron 42 will never be fun - it will be poo poo as fuel for parody and much more poo poo to play. The writing is like the Bishop speech, objectively really really bad but a disappointment to those of us looking for soundbites to subvert
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Jason Sextro posted:They put <SAVE_PROGRESS> in the .xml but it's still switched to NO. But it's been added in!
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I dare say there was some skill required to do parts of this video but the maker(s) do not know their own limitations and so the end result is naff. It pretty much sums up Star Citizen except in this case there was a finished end product. The video.
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EightAce posted:Sato Kane ? No , thats actually quite a sinister name. This one sounds like something from a poo poo cop buddy movie. Sato Karne is chief of the OMC, some kind of poo poo pirate/terrorist organization. Unless his name got changed since the script leak, that's the bad guy
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G0RF posted:It's going to have a coin-op SataBall and just look at this white hot awesome sauce! You tell me it's not that greatest thing ever and I'll name you liar. Instead of all the base level issues, like lovely designs, lovely characters, z-fighting and pop-in issues, crappy animations, what still fascinates me is how they don't even get conservation of momentum And the brown sea keeps lapping it all up as the pinnacle of realism.
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No the first chapter of the game. The threat is much closer to home etc
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Risc1911 posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4jhtsv/future_punishment_for_cheating_planned_any/d36yrmc Oh. My. God. I finally get it. They think "open development" means "development that never ends". Like "open-ended development".
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I read about 10% of the SQ42 script, which I guess is 10% (or would that be 100%?) more than anyone else So it's like reading a good book, except it's not.
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Asimov posted:How do I become an Arbitror and join the secret Tribrunal? With crare and parpience.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
EightAce posted:Sato Kane ? No , thats actually quite a sinister name. This one sounds like something from a poo poo cop buddy movie. Max Power.
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Otisburg posted:Hey guys, what do you think the best set up for this is going to be: Multi-monitor with HOTAS controls, or full VR headset with a gamepad? Half a VR headset with a heating pad.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Also, how did his son buy a hack online? Presumably he either gave his son his credit card info, or gave him a credit card. Both possibilities are dumb. Where can i buy an hack?
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4jhyyl/persistence_instancing/ Condescending Citizen: "...others have come up with solutions already to the things you haven't even realized are problems" Poor sap coder at CIG: "What the gently caress. Why won't it COMPILE? Where does "Unresolved external: hangerInit()" even COME from? It's "hangarInit()"! And who checked in all these actual built libraries last week!? What? It doesn't build with the current sources, so you checked in LIBRARIES from your old build? gently caress. gently caress!" Condescending Citizen: "To give you a clue: they're going to try and have the instances merge..." Poor sap coder at CIG: "Right, I'm going to try and merge this checkout from 2014 with "hangerInit()", copy in the gravity stubs from THIS checkout I had on my USB, and see if it builds. Hey, where's my USB? Who took the R2D2 USB that was on the corner there? gently caress. gently caress!" Condescending Citizen: "Chris doesn't seem to shy away from trying things regardless of how difficult they may be" Poor sap coder at CIG: "He wants what? Persistent ageing of all players and NPCs? With greying hair and risk of skin cancer? By end-May? gently caress. gently caress!"
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EightAce posted:No the first chapter of the game. The threat is much closer to home etc So the leaked script is only the first part of episode 1 or whatever? It would make sense since there's no vanduul in it
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Mr Fronts posted:Condescending Citizen: "...others have come up with solutions already to the things you haven't even realized are problems" void HangerInit(int HangerInt) {
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EightAce posted:No the first chapter of the game. The threat is much closer to home etc Admiral Bishop, please welcome Admiral Knight and Admiral Rook. They're going to help us win the war against the Vanduul. You'll have the support of our best squadrons. Squadrons 1 through 41 are led by Young Man, Middle-Aged Man, and other various-aged men, but Squadron 42 is led by Old Man, and is therefore grizzled and experienced. They'll be the vanguard against the local threat of the Dark Squadron led by Mylo Ben. Suit up!
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EightAce posted:..Cant believe my molage is still in question. I choose to read this in a faux french accent. And as molaaaaaaazh.
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EightAce posted:No the first chapter of the game. The threat is much closer to home etc Bishop
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orcinus posted:Where can i buy an hack? Well, you can't buy Chris Roberts but you can get the next best thing, Star Citizen!
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EightAce posted:No the first chapter of the game. The threat is much closer to home etc Shover 
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Bishop Nah, Bishop is just a tragic figure somehow trying to rescue his daughter who died (OR DID SHE) fighting the vanduul. I don't know what EightAce means by threat closer to home in episode one though, I was fairly certain that was supposed to happen in #3
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EightAce posted:Sato Kane ? No , thats actually quite a sinister name. This one sounds like something from a poo poo cop buddy movie. Arsenio Gustafsson? Does he have a sinister moustache or a comically overdone hairdo? Does he speak with a fake accent?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Nah, Bishop is just a tragic figure somehow trying to rescue his daughter who died (OR DID SHE) fighting the vanduul. I don't know what EightAce means by threat closer to home in episode one though, I was fairly certain that was supposed to happen in #3 Bishop is going to turn on you in order to save his daughter (who was suspected to maybe be dead while fighting the Vanduul)
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:void HangerInit(int HangerInt) "What now? That should have worked! Duplicate symbol? How can there be TWO of them now? Whatever, I've got darkSkinAgeEffect() working, and it's cool. What's that? Delete darkSkinAgeEffect()? No! It's working! Why would I delete it? No, I can't just refactor lightSkinMarine(). gently caress. gently caress!"
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Sato Karne is chief of the OMC, some kind of poo poo pirate/terrorist organization. Unless his name got changed since the script leak, that's the bad guy Sato karne sounds like a misspelled mexican dish.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Well, you can't buy Chris Roberts but you can get the next best thing, Star Citizen! The distilled essence of Chris.
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orcinus posted:Sato karne sounds like a misspelled mexican dish. Sato con Karne?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Bishop is going to turn on you in order to save his daughter (who was suspected to maybe be dead while fighting the Vanduul) Yeah, but if you think Chris would settle for him as the real bad guy I think you're in for a surprise. I think it's more likely he'll redeem himself in some heroic suicide attack when he finds out the videos of his daughter that the vanduul sent him was actually a holograph
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orcinus posted:Sato karne sounds like a misspelled mexican dish. I wouldn't be surprised if his name was spelt Carne until someone pointed out to chris that he can't have SC as everybody's initials Steve Colton in Star Citizen, fighting Sato Carne
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KiddieGrinder posted:Max Power. Fayt Leingod
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Sato con Karne? And his trusty but sinister second in command Jimmy Changa.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:void HangerInit(int HangerInt) “Guys! Why the hell do we have this z-fighting again? Didn't we fix that last month?” “Weeeell… it turns out that since Bob's last check-in, we're spawning two instances of the hangar in the same place.” “WTF?!” “Check line 49 and 50: first it calls HangerInit(HANGAR_INIT_CONST), then it calls hangerInit(CONST_INIT_OF_HANGAR).” "<sound of loud explosion>” “…now all we have to figure out is what the hell the hard-coded constants mean”
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The bad guy is Ic'man The bad guy who you turn good to help out is Mav'rick There are also Js'ter and Mr'lin G'ose dies
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orcinus posted:Oh. My. God. This should be the OP. Mr Fronts posted:Condescending Citizen: "...others have come up with solutions already to the things you haven't even realized are problems" I'm not a coder, so what I got from this is: Insert a hanger in it () and twirl a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 15:29 on May 16, 2016 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Yeah, but if you think Chris would settle for him as the real bad guy I think you're in for a surprise. I think it's more likely he'll redeem himself in some heroic suicide attack when he finds out the videos of his daughter that the vanduul sent him was actually a holograph It's episode 1 only though. 1 - Bishop turns on you and joins the vanduul/is captured 2- You try to find Bishop, shenanigans along the way 3- You save Bishop and kill the Vanduul. OldMan dies, Old Man dies.
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Keeping true with the power of this subforum, as we predict plot twists and turns, CIG is frantically changing them to make us wrong. Therefore, to cause the most delay in SQ42's release, we must not stop predicting the plot. With Chris as writer, just predict the worst, most mundane thing and we're probably close to home. If we keep it up long enough, we might inadvertently force them to write something that isn't derivative crap.
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