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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer


Hi there, I'm jon joe, and welcome to Choose Your Own Monkey's Paw Mafia. You get to make one wish to me through PMs when you sign up, in the following format: "I wish...", followed by what you want. If you don't have PMs please post your email and I'll contact you for your wish.

Your monkey's paw is slightly used, so you only get one wish. It could be anything; a rule everyone needs to follow, a role for yourself, a role for another player, ANYTHING! In appropriate monkey paw fashion, expect your wish to not go as expected.

Normal mafia rules apply (unless wished away). 48 hour days, 24 hour nights (unless wished otherwise). No lurking. This is a silly game so if you don't like silly games, I'm sorry.

Players:
  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. dongsbot 9000
  5. flerp
  6. HiipFire
  7. imgay
  8. Infinitum
  9. Jimson
  10. Kashuno
  11. Kumbamontu
  12. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  13. Rurea
  14. tpink
  15. vector_to

Votefinder goes here::

Emmideer fucked around with this message at 21:32 on May 16, 2016

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Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Ill play

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I'm so in.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
When do we make our wish?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

When do we make our wish?

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Can I wish for the game to never start?

(this is a signup)

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

Wish in LETS RUB DAT PAW

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

Can I wish for the game to never start?

(this is a signup)

I wouldn't say no. :)

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I'm in. Wish sent.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
sure ill go in

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
also how many players are you looking for?

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
ooh me

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

flerp posted:

also how many players are you looking for?

I'll just keep recruiting until interest dies down, probably until Wednesday, unless I have an overwhelming number of players by tomorrow.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
Yes please. :3:

vector_to
Mar 7, 2013

Oh man, I can't wait to see how this blows up. I'm in.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
can I join?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

can I join?

I'm sorry but the wish of literally every single player so far has been "I wish Kashuno wasn't in the game!"

edit: This was a joke Kashuno.

Emmideer fucked around with this message at 21:12 on May 16, 2016

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
Let's make some magic!

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Did anyone else do the smart thing and wish for more wishes?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Rurea posted:

Did anyone else do the smart thing and wish for more wishes?

I wished for all of your wishes so idk.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
In if still room, otherwise replacement.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch :)

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Kumbamontu posted:

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch :)

Stay, I made a dumb wish

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch :)

There's enough room for both of you

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I'm gonna do this obviously.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

There's enough room for both of you

no i mean i'm just not gonna have time to play a game if this is actually going to be a mafia game at all

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

no i mean i'm just not gonna have time to play a game if this is actually going to be a mafia game at all

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

Your a silly wish <3

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

okay that's fair fine i'll play!!!!!!!!!!

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
my wish is your command huehuehuehuehuehuehue

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I wish I wasn't signing up for this game

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Signing up.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
how many games are you active in?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
idk what my wish is yet bUT IM IN

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


1x rear end in a top hat Wish Submitted.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my wish is literally the worst

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i'm the best

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
i really hope my wish comes true

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Everyone's wish will come true.

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Me to :) then we can finally have the family we want. 👪

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