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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
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May 16, 2016 21:23
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: The Smoothenator cares not
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May 16, 2016 21:39
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throw that in the pile of "stdh where the writer is way more irritating/less cool than the fictional antagonist"
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May 16, 2016 21:43
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Goddammit, you beat me to it. 
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May 16, 2016 22:25
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I really liked the SmooveB Onion articles too.
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May 16, 2016 23:13
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May 17, 2016 02:24
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And the very next year, her family moves away as she tearfully declares she'll never stop loving him. Ten years later he's a high powered lawyer, and she's running a center for underprivileged children in the same city. They wonder about the other when reminiscing, but never realize they work only blocks away from each other. That is, until the owner of the building the Center for Kids Who Don't Have a Chance decides it's time to raze it to the ground. He sends Super Smart Lawyer Man to serve notice on Granola Girl and they realize who each other are. Has their love survived all these years? No. Because Super Smart Lawyer Man knows that children know poo poo about everlasting love and has become cynical and bitter. The building is destroyed, Granola Girl moves to SF, and the underprivileged children grow up to perpetuate the cycle of poverty and ignorance. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 02:50 on May 17, 2016 |
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May 17, 2016 02:47
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flosofl posted:And the very next year, her family moves away as she tearfully declares she'll never stop loving him. I'm more about the fact that the supposedly adult writer of that story desperately wants two 13 year olds to gently caress. And when it isn't happening on his/her schedule, yells at them in order to facillitate it. EDIT: Also, why mention the little sister and intimate thatit's an abusive household atthe beginning of the story? It adds nothing to the rest of it and is just creepy. BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 03:10 on May 17, 2016 |
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May 17, 2016 03:07
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BrigadierSensible posted:I'm more about the fact that the supposedly adult writer of that story desperately wants two 13 year olds to gently caress. And when it isn't happening on his/her schedule, yells at them in order to facillitate it. Wow. That's a way creepier take than I had. And based on most of the STDH I've seen, probably more accurate. It just reminded me of the first 5 minutes of every lovely RomCom of the late '80s/early '90s.
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May 17, 2016 03:11
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BrigadierSensible posted:EDIT: Also, why mention the little sister and intimate thatit's an abusive household atthe beginning of the story? It adds nothing to the rest of it and is just creepy. I think to make the brother seem like a tortured, angstly teenager. Like a 13yo Ryan Gosling from The Notebook.
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May 17, 2016 04:04
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What happened to just seeing kids and thinking "aww they make a cute couple" and now we have to refer it as shipping. loving internet.
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May 17, 2016 09:35
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I don't know why the storyteller thought their made-up story portrayed them in a good light at all. To me it sounds like a story of some (probable) pedophile stalking a couple of kids listening in on all their conversations and watching their every move, hoping they'll give him something titillating to watch.
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May 17, 2016 10:11
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:What happened to just seeing kids and thinking "aww they make a cute couple" and now we have to refer it as shipping. It's shorthand. Ship these children far the gently caress away from their creepy neighbor.
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May 17, 2016 10:14
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Isn't inciting minors to conduct sexual activity like, illegal? Pretty sure you'd get a fairly stern talking to, at least. e: if it happened, natch.
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May 17, 2016 10:39
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but Macaulay Culkin dies at the end! 
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May 17, 2016 10:44
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bringmyfishback posted:but Macaulay Culkin dies at the end! Yeah, I was like "this sounds like someone trying to remember the plot of My Girl."
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May 17, 2016 10:59
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In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right
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May 17, 2016 10:59
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right Of course, but the way that guy writes you know the followup is going to be him lurking outside her bedroom window yelling "gently caress ALREADY" one night.
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May 17, 2016 11:10
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flosofl posted:And the very next year, her family moves away as she tearfully declares she'll never stop loving him. I have the soundtrack pre-ordered. It features Up-and-Coming Young Male Singer/Songwriter's hit "Slow Acoustic Guitar Song With Lyrics About Love"
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May 17, 2016 14:43
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right not the way i do it
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May 17, 2016 16:00
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It grates me so much when people say/write "This."
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May 17, 2016 16:16
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right It doesn't seem like some people do
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May 17, 2016 17:31
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right  Of course they are, it's right there on the map 
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May 17, 2016 18:44
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right Oh. That Jackson 5 song just got a whole lot less weird. 
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May 17, 2016 18:53
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System Metternich posted:
Look at this dingdong everyone, him trying to go straight from Kissing to loving. Here you go: 
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May 17, 2016 21:28
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System Metternich posted:
Never takes me 2hrs to get from kissing to loving. 
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May 17, 2016 21:58
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https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/happened-teenage-manny-dropped-infant-160000343.html A teenaged "manny." I really hope this is STDH.
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May 17, 2016 22:13
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What on earth is manny?
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May 17, 2016 22:32
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Scathach posted:https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/happened-teenage-manny-dropped-infant-160000343.html "He fell because I dropped him"
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May 17, 2016 22:34
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kimbo305 posted:Never takes me 2hrs to get from kissing to loving. So for you, say you're on a date and you've only just sat down and ordered at the restaurant and for some reason your date leans in and kisses you surprisingly, do you look at your watch and think that it is on now? I would probably watch this movie.
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May 17, 2016 22:36
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Paladinus posted:What on earth is manny? A really stupid way to say 'a nanny that is male'. I think.
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May 17, 2016 23:34
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Scathach posted:https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/happened-teenage-manny-dropped-infant-160000343.html I got to the end and looked for some type of "read more" link, not because I desperately wanted to finish her sordid tale, but because it just... ends. There's no conclusion, no point, no wrapup. It's like she just paused in the middle of her story, waiting for someone to ask "and then what?"
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May 17, 2016 23:36
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Paladinus posted:What on earth is manny? 
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May 17, 2016 23:43
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lmao
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May 17, 2016 23:49
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May 18, 2016 02:33
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Stdh.txt: Don't mess with me or my friends or you'll get memed.
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May 18, 2016 02:39
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how me a frog posted:So for you, say you're on a date and you've only just sat down and ordered at the restaurant and for some reason your date leans in and kisses you surprisingly, do you look at your watch and think that it is on now? "Waiter, call us a cab," as I shovel food into my mouth.
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May 18, 2016 02:53
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Scathach posted:https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/happened-teenage-manny-dropped-infant-160000343.html The best part is how terrible the writer looks as a mother. "Oh my baby fell? Sure, I'll take them to the hospital. Right after I finish my workout, that is". "My child's ailments now stack up like dirty dishes until someone forces me to do something about it".
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I managed to grab the IP addresses of the thugs that threw rocks at my friend. Did they shout them out whilst punching the kid in a guy fawkes mask? Or is that just how internet kids these days introduce themselves in person. "Hi, my meat-name is Dave, but you probably know me as 19032.89123123.12312432"
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