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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:Ahem... LOD. 1 color isn't really colorful.
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:56 |
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Okay now I refuse to believe GORF isn't a New York Times journalist frustrated he can't get the story out yet.
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:57 |
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Nation posted:loving laughing at this all over again For the Space Robots.
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:58 |
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Achamp posted:
Its seriously annoying to me, as a developer, how the fanbase keeps talking about persistence as if its a high-level feature. It isn't. Persistence is a detail of some other deliverable. You build gameplay features and then implement persistence for that feature. You do this for every new high-level feature requiring persistence. Maybe its as simple as a DB schema update and some DAL code. Maybe its adding a new data store or a different data access strategy. But its pretty much never a once-and-done sort of thing.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:01 |
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It's true, we don't understand game development, because CIG is using a completely bizarre and backwards technique that can only be understood by the crobot himself
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:03 |
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/329848/what-about-an-animated-movie Dont want yo distract from the project but could we like throw money at chris to make a movie too... These are the type of people that fall in love with and send money to chat bots. Some of the most brain damaged poo poo i have ever seen.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:05 |
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Also for thread archiving purposes, here is Derek tweeting the image: https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/732656880703672320 and here are r/dereksmart posters immediately taking the bait:
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:10 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:11 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
I would be more worried about the Scientologists!
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:13 |
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Norefund14days posted:I would be more worried about the Scientologists! That's a good point. They're not going to look kindly on being compared to the cult of Roberts. I'm sure they're used to being called a money-sucking cult by now, but there's still a line that you just don't cross.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:17 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:and here are r/dereksmart posters immediately taking the bait: How are they that dumb? How?
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:21 |
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e; fb! I'm starting to get the impression that the contributors to reddit subforum r/DerekSmart are not very bright.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:21 |
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Question for CIG: Are they planning to add health problems to the Verse now that our characters are persistent? We've got physics-accurate bird wing flapping technology, Pirate rape, Day-long warp flights to simulate FTL technology, agricultural plots promised to be more real than a weekend at the farm. Are ulcers not real in space? What about Type 2 diabetes? Can I smoke cigarettes and develop persistent emphysema?
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:23 |
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imperialparadox posted:How are they that dumb? Well they've had almost 6 years practice so....
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:24 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Well they've had almost 6 years practice so.... What do you mean, Star Citizen has only been in development for six months. Elite meanwhile started in 1472 and they don't even have procedurally generated birds yet.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:26 |
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I like how they're all like "we'll get you ... Derek Smart!" and then they start farting and making GBS threads uncontrollably.
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How to not look like a stupid fucke: 1. Check d/s/r or whatever 2. Check SA goon thread 3. Flagellate yourself until you give in to the pain 4. Post
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:29 |
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:34 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:The thread of 2.4 related angst doesn't seem to be losing steam, so CIG has sent out a secret weapon; an "Anonymous CIG Tester" account: Haha, this is so pathetic. Guys! we're working on this background stuff that will blow your minds! unfortunately it is actually in the background so you won't be able to see it until we implement features that depend on it later on. The ship/assets/coding/refactoring pipeline is also awesome and you'll see the results soon!
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:47 |
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Bobbin Threadbare is a really good let's player. He's got a very pleasant voice and has done lps of the Thief series that are great falling asleep material, and his Alpha Protocol VLP is among the best I've seen. He's doing LA Noire now that you may want to get into: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1K0PSvwm5g
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:56 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Yeah, those were two pretty weak examples of idiot spending Maybe the OP thinks soap is a waste of money. And we should all just smell like Sandi.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:58 |
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Lladre posted:Maybe the OP thinks soap is a waste of money. I don't know. Sulphur and brimstone probably costs more than even a pretty fancy bar of soap.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:01 |
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Lladre posted:Maybe the OP thinks soap is a waste of money. Gentlemen, we're goons. We're held to a higher standard than this. Let's put aside the personal attacks and stick to the issues.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:03 |
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DogonCrook posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/329848/what-about-an-animated-movie This poll is hilarious, nice split on the yes/no to make it, but a big "gently caress No" to paying for it.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:03 |
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Issues like NPC hunger and inequality in the verse.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:04 |
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And the legality of space weed.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:04 |
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And don't forget space healthcare. I believe Chris promised us a robust insurance system just as exciting and entertaining as real life.
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Danknificent posted:And don't forget space healthcare. I believe Chris promised us a robust insurance system just as exciting and entertaining as real life. We need Space Actuaries to go with our Space Advocates & other Space Bureaucrats.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:15 |
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trucutru posted:Haha, this is so pathetic. Persistence is the OTVIII of Star Citizen. No one can see it for it is too powerful. Trust CIG to reveal it to you when you are ready.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:15 |
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The game doesn't need banking or insurance. It needs all the elements to let the players make banks and insurance companies. Emergent gameplay like that leads to amazing things. See that guy who started a bank in EVE Online.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:21 |
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Chin posted:Persistence is done! Now we just need to create content AKA the universe. That's the easy part. We created a database!! No actually we implemented a table! Now your hacky client can send us values that are easily editable at your end and we can store! Incidentally we are seeing a lot of UEC billionaires now! WOW guys!
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:23 |
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Raskolnikov posted:Prepping his exit portfolio but still hamstrung by Chris Roberts inspired design sense: Why the gently caress is that walkway there? What does it do? What's it for?
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The General posted:The game doesn't need banking or insurance. It needs all the elements to let the players make banks and insurance companies. Emergent gameplay like that leads to amazing things. See that guy who started a bank in EVE Online. But think how much grief B'tak will feel when nasty evil goons abscond with all his money. orcinus posted:Why the gently caress is that walkway there? What does it do? What do you mean? It obviously leads from the foreground to the background, and vice versa! Two functions in one! What more do you need?
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:26 |
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Anyone else just get booted from discord?
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:27 |
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orcinus posted:Why the gently caress is that walkway there? What does it do? That is the walkway the steps in the Endeavor farming module leads to underneath.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:29 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Surely, 2.5 must be on track to hit the 1-patch-per-month timeframe! Yes, and all the bugfixes from 2.4 will be magically auto-merged into 2.5 without a single conflict, because CIG developers have a proven and reliable pipeline.
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# ? May 17, 2016 22:29 |
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Tippis posted:But think how much grief B'tak will feel when nasty evil goons abscond with all his money. Ladders. Immersion ladders.
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orcinus posted:Why the gently caress is that walkway there? What does it do? It takes up precious space in a cargo vessel where every cubic millimetre of volume should be optimized. Evidently when we get to the 30th Century spaceflight is so routine & accessible that throwing away 1/4 of the usable volume of a cargo pod to walk from the front to the back is no big deal.
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