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Which would you have sex with?
Lena Dunham
Meghan Trainor
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
no more hentai mommy

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Serious Frolicking posted:

uh, who wouldnt prefer goku to the pile of rotting garbage or the slam whale?

precisely, that's why this is a good poll. you have to self-examine.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Id take 87th sloppy seconds of Trainor than Dunham

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
let's be honest here, neither of those famous rich talented people would spend more than two breaths in my slovenly, depressing, poverty-riddled presence

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Print this thread out and mail it to Lena pls

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

OMGVBFLOL posted:

let's be honest here, neither of those famous rich talented people would spend more than two breaths in my slovenly, depressing, poverty-riddled presence

not until you show them your post history :cool:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I am undecided

We know Lena Dunham is an adequate head on top of a pile of puke for a body, but Megan might be a bad head on top of pure cellulitis with hangteat we just don't know

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

thats a trick question. any answer will result in a night of passionate anal sex.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
truth is, most goons are willing to push aside the panniculus and still gently caress either of them. proof: i took the sticker off my truck since i started posting in GBS

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, goons have no standards, so what? at least we can choose which rotting mattress we feebly hump.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the sexual economy is coming back up, it's now a Penetrator's Market.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
four more people liked lena; they should explain their position

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Gaunab posted:

four more people liked lena; they should explain their position

Contrarians.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Chomp8645 posted:

Contrarians.

It's gashlighting is what it is, and it's wrong!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Gaunab posted:

four more people liked lena; they should explain their position

Doggy, so they don't have to see her face.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Can I kill them after?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

is it still sex if most of the "work" is done by pistons?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Lena is both fat and flat, tit wise, which has to be the worst fate imaginable.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Dunham is a sister diddler, so I'd hump Trainor...but her song says 'No'.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I'd run a train on trainor, no doubt

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
because I'm autistic that is

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I bet Meghan Trainor has a FIRE head game.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Wintermutant posted:

Congratulations on the most one-sided poll I've ever seen in GBS:



imma tweet this to both of them

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

buttcrackmenace posted:

imma tweet this to both of them

Now it's 12 vs 133

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Wintermutant posted:

Congratulations on the most one-sided poll I've ever seen in GBS:



It's that one rear end in a top hat reviewer on rotten tomatoes that has to ruin a perfect 0% or 100%.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
No

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chief McHeath posted:

I bet Meghan Trainor has a FIRE head game.

this

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I dunno guys Kylo Ren plows Dunham in all sorts of humiliating ways on the regular but Megan trainor fetishies the fifties in a non-rockabilly way so she probably won't be down for anything cool involving the anuses or choking

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Chief McHeath posted:

I bet Meghan Trainor has a FIRE head game.

prolly

I can't imagine sex with Dunham as being anything but incredibly awkward and miserable

I wouldn't even let her run the camera for me and megan though because you know that idiot would be all dutch angles and artsy garbage

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
are Lena or Meghan toilet babies? does anyone know?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

are Lena or Meghan toilet babies? does anyone know?

dunham is a literal toilet. trainor could be a toilet baby, i guess?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

dunham is a literal toilet. trainor could be a toilet baby, i guess?

they both look as if they may have had toilet babies...

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

op needs to make this a little more challenging

ok so you're stuck in an unfortunate predicament where you are having your life threatened if you don't follow through with a threesome with lena dunham and meghan trainor. one lies on her back in between your legs and sucks on your balls and rear end in a top hat while you gently caress the other one doggy style.

which one would you trust to competently clean your rear end in a top hat and nutsack? which one are you loving? the choice is yours, but you must decide

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
gbs is hella buttmad at lena dunham, wow

you guys know lena's not one of the new ghostbusters right

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I Didn't read the thread.

Is being thrown into a wood chipper an option?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

I Didn't read the thread.

Is being thrown into a wood chipper an option?

Either way you're just gonna end up smelling like Cheetos and spit. :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Either way you're just gonna end up smelling like Cheetos and spit. :shrug:

Ok.

Meghan Trainor then.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Trainor. Goddamn app needs poll support.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


which one can I sleep with to propel my fledgling Hollywood career to superstardom

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I hope it's not the fat one

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