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Morning Bell posted:I heard there was a bunch of tykes bawlin so I open this thread and goddamn it's all of you drongos pissing into the loving wind thinking you can brawl oh, i will end you
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Carl Killer Miller posted:This is the worst slapfight on the internet. Someone pull out someone's weave already instead of this will they won't they bullshit. bullshit: i'm overriding muffins dumb rule, you're in
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May 25, 2016 13:51
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J.A.B.C. posted:There's no fixing Thunderdome. It only works as a bloody club to flagellate oneself with at this point. ZeBourgeoisie posted:Wow, TDome's gotten even dumber after I left. you two as well,  you horrible monsters
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May 25, 2016 13:55
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sebmojo posted:bullshit: i'm overriding muffins dumb rule, you're in I'm down gently caress you, Muffin.
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May 25, 2016 15:14
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Making up rules and writing all high and mighty. You think you're Ernest Hemingway or some bullshit, you're Barely Honest Hemingway I'm putting my hands in the meat grinder, you pathetic bitch. I hope you like the sausage that comes out
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May 25, 2016 15:16
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Thanks for the crits SH and Jitzu! All of the above still stands
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May 25, 2016 16:17
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sebmojo posted:bullshit: i'm overriding muffins dumb rule, you're in and of course, all the others. Welcome to the high table, underling.
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May 25, 2016 16:43
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HEY YOU DICK-JUGGLING CHUCKLEFUCKS THERE'S STILL A PROMPT TO SIGN UP FOR SO MAYBE YOU COULD LIKE TAKE A BREAK FROM TRYING TO PISS YOUR ~PERSONAL BRAND~ OF KAYFABE ALL OVER THE THREAD AND SIGN UP???? I'm owning you all and i'm not going to brawl you about it because you suck, you can eat my angry lil lady cock if you got a problem dmboogie posted:THUNDERDOME WEEK CXCIX: EVERYBODY KNOWS poo poo'S hosed
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May 25, 2016 17:53
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Carl Killer Miller posted:My writing is monumentally lovely. There, there. In for the prompt.
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May 25, 2016 17:56
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theres a good way to prove youre better than all of us and its called going in this week
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spectres of autism posted:theres a good way to prove youre better than all of us and its called going in this week so what you're saying is, i should enter this fiction contest and prove im best by winning it? naw not my style
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May 25, 2016 20:08
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Sitting Here posted:HEY YOU DICK-JUGGLING CHUCKLEFUCKS THERE'S STILL A PROMPT TO SIGN UP FOR SO MAYBE YOU COULD LIKE TAKE A BREAK FROM TRYING TO PISS YOUR ~PERSONAL BRAND~ OF KAYFABE ALL OVER THE THREAD AND SIGN UP???? Yeah, now spit in my mouth and call me a whore! Oh, wow, sorry about that. Got a tad triggered there for a moment. Something about angry lil lady cocks. I think I, I think I got to go take a cold shower.
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May 25, 2016 20:40
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Sitting Here posted:HEY YOU DICK-JUGGLING CHUCKLEFUCKS THERE'S STILL A PROMPT TO SIGN UP FOR SO MAYBE YOU COULD LIKE TAKE A BREAK FROM TRYING TO PISS YOUR ~PERSONAL BRAND~ OF KAYFABE ALL OVER THE THREAD AND SIGN UP???? Hear, hear! While all of you Greek gods strut around throwing lightning bolts and tidal waves at each other, some of us mortals just want to bash each other's skulls in with rocks. If that's not too much to ask. In for this week's prompt. Also, thanks to those who write the crits. You all are the true epic heroes. Edit: 
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May 25, 2016 20:40
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I am not reading a single story from a person who enters under this rule. If you want it so bad, you can read and judge those ones. NO gently caress YOU DAD Seriously Muffin, you're pathetic. The best comparison I can make to your cheapshit sense of power is a general manager at a failing Wal-Mart. Tell me how close I got to reality. I'm in this week. I'll be phone typing it during my move to Houston but SM being a bronzed bitch is my impetus.
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May 25, 2016 20:58
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I'm in for this stupid mega-brawl thing. I don't care if it's past the sign up deadline. Also you people aren't even worth the time it would take me to think of an insult, so whatever.
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May 25, 2016 21:04
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May 25, 2016 21:25
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a friendly penguin posted:Here, here! prime example of td writing quality right hear newtestleper fucked around with this message at 02:26 on May 26, 2016 |
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May 25, 2016 21:38
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In for Week 199.
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May 25, 2016 22:02
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In for the prompt. oh, and thank you for the crit Jitzu!
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May 25, 2016 22:04
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ugh if y'all spent more time reading and less time circlejerking maybe more of you could string together an interesting sentence in for the thunderbrawl
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May 26, 2016 05:24
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Thunderbrawl entry is closed. First round upcoming.
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 MEGABRAWL ROUND 1Ladies and gentlemen, I am loving sick of the way every single round of 'dome crits has the totally ridiculous comment "but where was the stooooory?!" Italo Calvino did not need a story. Samuel Beckett did not need a story. Gustave Flaubert did not need a motherfucking story. Stories are easy; literature is hard. Today we are losing the plot.  That's right - your piece in this inaugural round of the brawl must not have a story, narrative or any sort of forward arc. Make it evocative, and beautiful. Make it move me. Make it goddam say something. I am kicking out your narrative crutches - do me proud. You need more direction? Tough titty - you are the cream of the crop, and I'm not holding your hand. If you really desperately want a flash rule, you may ask your opponent for one and I will hold it as binding. The Pool Autism vs Maugrim Carl Killer Miller vs Sparksbloom (!) Rhino vs Thranguy Twist vs Boogie Newt vs Mojo Oxxi vs Entenzahn Morning Bell vs DocK Curlingiron vs Titus As Carl Killer Miller has never got a win or an HM, I'm giving Sparksbloom a small handicap of 200 words -- that means they only have 800. WORD COUNT: 1000 words DEADLINE: 7pm EST, June 10th. JUDGES: Muffin PROHIBITED: fanfiction, poetry
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What's this? This week's prompt is about a situation where everything is terrible and the world has gone to hell? Fantastic, I'm good at despair! Sign me up and  me as I promised I would waaaaaaay back in the last thread!I need to start writing again.
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May 26, 2016 07:43
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Feels very reminiscent of life at the moment... Count me IN.
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May 27, 2016 01:02
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Im down for this brawl.
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May 27, 2016 01:45
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MG3 posted:Im down for this brawl. The brawl is closed for business, but this week's prompt is still open, join that
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May 27, 2016 02:40
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Ok I'll do that
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May 27, 2016 02:41
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In for the prompt.
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May 27, 2016 15:51
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sebmojo posted:you two as well, Sorry, real life got in the way. Moving posts soon, so I've been clearing and I missed the brawl signup. But to partially make up for it, I'll be IN for this prompt. Lets get the pain train going! Choo Choo!
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May 27, 2016 16:00
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I am IN for the prompt. Ready to write, weehoo!
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May 27, 2016 16:05
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Chili posted:Ready to write, weeaboos! effective burn
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May 27, 2016 16:15
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Can I get clarification on what no "google docs" means? Are we not supposed to use that word processor for some reason?
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May 27, 2016 16:24
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Chili posted:Can I get clarification on what no "google docs" means? Are we not supposed to use that word processor for some reason? All it means is that when you're not allowed to submit your story by posting a link to a google doc instead of copying the text to the thread.
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May 27, 2016 16:27
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dmboogie posted:All it means is that when you're not allowed to submit your story by posting a link to a google doc instead of copying the text to the thread. Ah, gotcha. Easy enough.
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May 27, 2016 16:30
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In. So long as midnight Sunday means submit by Sunday 11:59 PM EST I'll get something in on time.
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May 27, 2016 19:33
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Dang, surprise entry into thunderbrawl. Don't be gentle, SB
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Autism vs Maugrim This is such obvious bullshit, you are clearly picking the people you like and putting them up against the chumps first. Look at that list! Spectres is going to crush Maugrim. CKM has no chance. Saddest Rhino is gonna be given yet another reason to be sad. Twist? Holy gently caress, it isn't even funny that Boogie is pitted against him. Mojo owns Newt. Entenzahn and Oxxi are, well, okay they are well matched (cause they both such so much), DocK has got this one in the bag, and Curlingiron is gonna own whoev- oh. Um... Well gently caress me and call me a dandy. Clearly I was going to say that CI is about to get owned by moi. So, yeah... What was I saying? poo poo, I forgot.
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Titus82 posted:This is such obvious bullshit, you are clearly picking the people you like and putting them up against the chumps first. r u ok?
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May 27, 2016 23:06
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Titus82 posted:So, yeah... What was I saying? poo poo, I forgot. how is it possible that every one of your posts are worst than the last?
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