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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

MG3 posted:

I could have 20+ thieving by tonight, but I'd rather focus on other skills.

well then i hope you can blow us away with our new official thieves guild logo

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JakeP posted:

dodges it with the agility that only a thief could possess

Agility is a different stat, scrublord :smug:

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
*Flexes on the mountainside*

I have no talents for theft, and growing the good lord's weed is beyond me as well. HOWEVER, If you are looking for a chance to know your body, the greatest gift you've ever been given... Join me, for today, I open the Honorable Warrior Fighter's Guild

You need not be strong or prone to violence. For the true virtue of combat comes from determination and perseverance!

*Flexes so hard, he gains muscles on his muscles*

Be a better player today, and put an end to the fiendish player killers that are messing up everything on this server.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

*Flexes on the mountainside*

I have no talents for theft, and growing the good lord's weed is beyond me as well. HOWEVER, If you are looking for a chance to know your body, the greatest gift you've ever been given... Join me, for today, I open the Honorable Warrior Fighter's Guild

You need not be strong or prone to violence. For the true virtue of combat comes from determination and perseverance!

*Flexes so hard, he gains muscles on his muscles*

Be a better player today, and put an end to the fiendish player killers that are messing up everything on this server.

nay, my talents are only used for beating bears to death and then eating then

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
also raccoons

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

But what will you do when a damnable Player Killer has set themselves upon your threshold in the eve? Will you be prepared?

I offer training to teach you the skills you need to defend yourself and your loved ones.

All you need say is JOIN FIGHTER'S GUILD and I will add you to the roster.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
steal the roster from the fighter's guild

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I'm not really interested in joining any guilds just yet.
I'm just going to make some runes by myself for a while.
Don't mind me.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

imgay posted:

steal the roster from the fighter's guild

as if they thieves guild wants some carebears afraid of a little PKing

Kind of makes you think about what kind of fighters they have over at the fighters guild if they can't dispatch a few measily PKs

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
The roster cannot be stolen for it is etched into the fibers of my muscle. JOIN ME! JOIN ME FAIR THIEF.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Shadow0 posted:

I'm not really interested in joining any guilds just yet.
I'm just going to make some runes by myself for a while.
Don't mind me.

The thieves guild requests a tithe of 10% of your runes, or we will steal all the runes. For this fee we will protect you from the Fighters Guild

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

JakeP posted:

as if they thieves guild wants some carebears afraid of a little PKing

Kind of makes you think about what kind of fighters they have over at the fighters guild if they can't dispatch a few measily PKs

These measily PKs have slain one of the best among us. Ser Jon of Joe... Though our intentions were misconstrued by one another, the end of the day saw it fit that he was a man of Honor and I would have gladly let him fight at my side.

Join me, let us beat back these knaves!

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
this is the founding moment of the fisherman's guild

we sit around and fish and blaze

meet by the pond where i fish and blaze if you want to join

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

JakeP posted:

The thieves guild requests a tithe of 10% of your runes, or we will steal all the runes. For this fee we will protect you from the Fighters Guild

The thieves wish to extort or steal claiming it's protection?! You sound like boorish hooligans.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
steal all the fish for the fish guild

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
I request triple guild membership rights. I would like to join the thieves and fisherman's guild. I have no talent for either, and wish to get better. Something something teach a man to steal a fish and he'll never fish for a fight all his life.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I request triple guild membership rights. I would like to join the thieves and fisherman's guild. I have no talent for either, and wish to get better. Something something teach a man to steal a fish and he'll never fish for a fight all his life.

I'm surprised there's no Firemaking Guild yet.
Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

The thieves guild requests a tithe of 10% of your runes, or we will steal all the runes. For this fee we will protect you from the Fighters Guild

I'd like to see you try.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

MG3 posted:

So Pmom is scum right?

##vote Pmom

I don't know, am I? Why do you think so?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

I don't know, am I? Why do you think so?

Because if you're not sure you're not scum why should I be?

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

imgay posted:

steal all the fish for the fish guild

you can just have em duder, we usually just throw em back

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
steal the fishing poles to stop the cycle

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

imgay posted:

steal the fishing poles to stop the cycle

we just use sticks and string

its mostly an excuse to blaze tho

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

We should all vote Pmom, he doesn't even know if he's scum or not.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

MG3 posted:

Because if you're not sure you're not scum why should I be?

I don't think it's very enlightening to cite a post I made after your vote as justification for it.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
*leaps into water with sharpened stick and stabs it 1000x in quick succession*

*Produces a bounty of fish*

I am now Neeglenorp, Son of Terdfooker, He who fishes.

*Flexes until fish are perfectly cooked from the radiance of his musculature*

Dinner... is served.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

MG3 posted:

We should all vote Pmom, he doesn't even know if he's scum or not.

This is a scummy post.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

*leaps into water with sharpened stick and stabs it 1000x in quick succession*

*Produces a bounty of fish*

I am now Neeglenorp, Son of Terdfooker, He who fishes.

*Flexes until fish are perfectly cooked from the radiance of his musculature*

Dinner... is served.

amateur

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

I don't think it's very enlightening to cite a post I made after your vote as justification for it.

Luckily, I don't care what you think of my vote, as you are guaranteed to not like it as its a vote for you.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

This is a scummy post.

How?

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Seems to me, that you're reading way too much into that P Mom post as to appear to be actively scum hunting, but P Mom's post seems devoid of any tells in my honest opinion.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
##vote MG3

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

MG3 posted:

We should all vote Pmom, he doesn't even know if he's scum or not.

Well, that's enough to convince me.
##vote Pinterest Mom

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

MG3 posted:

Luckily, I don't care what you think of my vote, as you are guaranteed to not like it as its a vote for you.

Well, presumably, if you think I'm scum, you'll care to share your reasons for thinking so as to try to convince the rest of the thread.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Shadow0 posted:

Well, that's enough to convince me.
##vote Pinterest Mom

Also this is susp too, but I'd rather cut off the head of a serpent and not its trailing nethers.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

Well, presumably, if you think I'm scum, you'll care to share your reasons for thinking so as to try to convince the rest of the thread.

I voted you because I think you're scum, duh.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

This is a scummy post.

Talking about yourself I see

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Rarity posted:

Talking about yourself I see

Yeah, not even remotely. Also all I've seen you do today is complain.

Like seriously, what did I ever do to you :(

MG3 came out with a vote on P Mom which would be fine. If he then didn't take Mom's response so seriously.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Rarity posted:

Talking about yourself I see

Also way to throw shade without elaborating on anything in particular.

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Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Yeah, not even remotely. Also all I've seen you do today is complain.

Like seriously, what did I ever do to you :(

MG3 came out with a vote on P Mom which would be fine. If he then didn't take Mom's response so seriously.

pk = good at fightin

AA = scummmm

##vote AA

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