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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

quote:

it’s lingering forever and ever, like a bad dream that seems super real, but then you wake up and it's not real

I had one of those when I was a kid, about some kinda bug demon with accompanying whimsical background music. After I woke up, every time I closed my eyes to go back to sleep that night, I started hearing the music again :gonk:

Maybe definitely don't drink that, is what I'm reading into that.

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
the most common tasting note I've seen for malort is "rubber band"

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Haverchuck posted:

the most common tasting note I've seen for malort is "rubber band"

I get notes of grapefruit, pencil shavings, dirt, and burnt rubber. I like drinking malort, but I especially like making other people drink it.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bismuth posted:

Man, what is with all the Rogue hate, whos mom did they kill? Their Hazelnut Brown is my absolute favorite.

This, however, is absolute undrinkable garbage:

My housemates and I are poor as poo poo and will make a very valiant effort not to throw away/waste booze but we passed this mess on to some unsuspecting victim after sharing one bottle.

I really want to try this, but I like Underberg and Unicum, so maybe i'm weird.

Green chartreuse is gross though.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Malort is great, because it's just so rank. It's not the worst thing ever (personally, I think it tastes like going to the deepest, dirtiest, dustiest part of an old library, grabbing an ancient book, and licking it), but it's great at parties just for the reactions from everyone who's drinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't get spicy beers. Or spicy drinks in general. I tried some beer that had jalapenos floating in it a few weeks back and it was the worst alcoholic beverage I've ever had

Try chili flavoured cider sometime. It`s quite good. Hot and Sour is a good combination.

Blackfish
Sep 12, 2007

we have to be prepared to smoke a thousand joints before our quest is complete
The worst liquor I've ever had is this sorghum stuff my Chinese friend likes to inflict on us at New Years parties. It tastes like turpentine and despair.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Blackfish posted:

The worst liquor I've ever had is this sorghum stuff my Chinese friend likes to inflict on us at New Years parties. It tastes like turpentine and despair.

Maotai? It's loving awful, I agree.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Sake. Any kind of sake.

Atom bombs feel justified after drinking any of that swill.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




I got a bottle of that a few year back because I was curious

CURIOSITY KILLS THE CAT

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Blackfish posted:

The worst liquor I've ever had is this sorghum stuff my Chinese friend likes to inflict on us at New Years parties. It tastes like turpentine and despair.

Oh god, baijiu is the loving worst

It tastes like doing a shot of carburetor cleaner that a diabetic peed in

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

MariusLecter posted:

Sake. Any kind of sake.

Atom bombs feel justified after drinking any of that swill.

:staredog: I don't know what you've been drinking, but sake just kind of tastes like inoffensive booziness. Like if you took all the sweet out of a white wine.

otoh I can't say I've encountered a liquor I hate entirely. A beer I hate entirely, on the other hand:
Blueberry ale is up there, and I also don't recognize even a single reason for Lemon Shandy (and other varieites of shandy) to exist on my planet :colbert:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I don't really like sake, but that's more because the taste of what I've tried has been too bland and boozy to really enjoy. It was alcohol mixed with rice. Inoffensive if you're getting drunk but not really enjoyable.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
chiming in with that Sambuca poo poo is god awful.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Cynar and Malort are bad, but Sake and Baijiu? Are you guys just babypalates or what

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

SneakyFrog posted:

chiming in with that Sambuca poo poo is god awful.

I'll see your terrible aniseedy bullshit and raise you

This is a fad from like 6 years ago for me but jfc you could not get away from this poo poo for so long , it is vile.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

teenytinymouse posted:

I'll see your terrible aniseedy bullshit and raise you

This is a fad from like 6 years ago for me but jfc you could not get away from this poo poo for so long , it is vile.

ugh i remember that ghastly poo poo.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

teenytinymouse posted:

I'll see your terrible aniseedy bullshit and raise you

This is a fad from like 6 years ago for me but jfc you could not get away from this poo poo for so long , it is vile.

6 years ago? It was 20 years ago here in Ontario.

I once drank a whole 40 by myself at a bush party

Fun times.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

SneakyFrog posted:

chiming in with that Sambuca poo poo is god awful.

WHAT!? Sambuca, Uzo, are both awesome! It's Masaokis' favorite.

https://vimeo.com/17722893

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jmcrofts posted:

Cynar and Malort are bad, but Sake and Baijiu? Are you guys just babypalates or what

Sake is just kinda dull.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

WHAT!? Sambuca, Uzo, are both awesome! It's Masaokis' favorite.

https://vimeo.com/17722893

maybe the addition of all the trash particles in that icky looking house make it magically delicious?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

As long as you can also venerate the Bloody Mary, I'm ok with this.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Ouzo is good.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, baijiu is the loving worst

It tastes like doing a shot of carburetor cleaner that a diabetic peed in

I will fight you, Baijiu is amazing. It spoils really easily though, which is puzzling for a 40%+ hard liquor. Also don't spill it because when it dries it reeks.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Have we discussed guacamole yet?



Came with plantain chips. It was very good.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress you, you I won't do what you tell me

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The rules for having sex with me.

Daniel Hillard
May 22, 2012

Same except the opposite

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Daniel Hillard posted:

Same except the opposite

Cover me in corn while calling me a filthy animal, with your shoes on

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
N O C O R N R U L E S

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

But that's quinoa, isn't it?

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff




Vegan pizza, probably why is looks wicked greasy but somehow un-melted.



Real pizza, maybe:

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


Somehow it's the can of salt that turns this from laughable to mortifying

e: mortonfying

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, baijiu is the loving worst

It tastes like doing a shot of carburetor cleaner that a diabetic peed in

Though Chartreuse is probably the worst I've ever drank, my Ota always made what he called "Beer Liquor"

It was a couple bottles of the cheapest beer you could buy, boiled down until it was almost syrup. Then you add in 50/50 Bacardi 151 and Vodka to make a quart. It tastes exactly like you'd think only worse. We always took shots of it when we were fishing.

It's an acquired taste but it gets you drunk as poo poo.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Nostradingus posted:

Somehow it's the can of salt that turns this from laughable to mortifying

e: mortonfying

This is perfectly fine, it's got car keys so you can drive far the gently caress away and try to forget about that night.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

mostlygray posted:

Though Chartreuse is probably the worst I've ever drank, my Ota always made what he called "Beer Liquor"

It was a couple bottles of the cheapest beer you could buy, boiled down until it was almost syrup. Then you add in 50/50 Bacardi 151 and Vodka to make a quart. It tastes exactly like you'd think only worse. We always took shots of it when we were fishing.

It's an acquired taste but it gets you drunk as poo poo.

:chanpop: Holy gently caress

Try it using budweiser chelada and please post results

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Also what's an Ota?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0&hd=1

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

JohnnyCanuck posted:

6 years ago? It was 20 years ago here in Ontario.

I once drank a whole 40 by myself at a bush party

Fun times.

Yeah. I was at a football game with my friends around 1995, and one of them handed me a thermos with After Shock inside of it. The only way I can describe the taste twenty one years later is that lovely-rear end 99¢ store Lavoris Cinnamon Mouthwash. poo poo was foul.



Also, from Spam chat awhile back: Treet >>> Spam. Fried Treet with some eggs in the morning is some good eating.

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