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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Aww, it is an adorable baby sarlacc.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Predator reboot looking good

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Just because you were born through it doesn't make it work safe dude

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

I think your mum needs to go to her gynocologist

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
What actually is that?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Internet Kraken posted:

What actually is that?

Snapping turtle throat? That or some fish


edit: Ayup

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Internet Kraken posted:

What actually is that?

Its my ex wife

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

Its my ex wife

why did you marry a snapping turtle

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Cumslut1895 posted:

why did you marry a snapping turtle

Why not? You got a problem with snapping turtles, pal??

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Roro posted:

Why not? You got a problem with snapping turtles, pal??

I just don't like us marrying them is all. ain't natural.

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Marvelous.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Internet Kraken posted:

What actually is that?

Leatherback sea turtle throat. Don't worry they eat mostly jellyfish.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cumslut1895 posted:

I just don't like us marrying them is all. ain't natural.

If it makes you feel any better im not a cumslut im an ectoplasmic exit hole

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

If it makes you feel any better im not a cumslut im an ectoplasmic exit hole

whore's is natural

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


You leave my family out of this, rear end in a top hat!

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Blessed is the Maker in his comings and goings.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

That reminds me, I need to clean out my Fleshlight.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

DandyLion posted:

You leave my family out of this rear end in a top hat!

I would but they're the ones who keep going into it!

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

TheFallenEvincar posted:

are you trying to turn me on right now

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

2/10 no wedding ring

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Plethora posted:

I refuse to pretend that this makes sense.


I don't know the history behind this painting but it's haunting and I love it.


I'm struggling to remember the details since I haven't heard the story since I was like 6, but I'm pretty sure this is based on an old Russo-Slavic story about a talking cat. He was tethered to a tree by a golden chain, and when he was on one side of the chain he would sing, and on the other side he would tell stories. An exiled Russian princess gets washed up on his island, and he tells her a bunch of stories -- amongst them is the story of the Firebird, which iirc had something about a blonde brother and a dark-haired brother, and one killed the other in his greed to own the bird?

Like I said, it's been a longass time since I heard that one (and google isn't getting poo poo because apparently Welcome to the Night Vale named a character "Koshka the Cat" and it's all you find now) but those are the details I vaguely remember.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Wow that actually did make me jump a small amount. Brains are weird, and mine apparently wasn't having that.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

She just has a face printed on the back of her hijab to confuse predators

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


People do wear masks on the backs of their heads in parts of Bangladesh to confuse tigers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kavak posted:

People do wear masks on the backs of their heads in parts of Bangladesh to confuse tigers.

How does that work?

Tiger sees your real face, kills you.
Tiger sees your fake face, still kills you.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How does that work?

Tiger sees your real face, kills you.
Tiger sees your fake face, still kills you.

Nope turns out tigers are programmed exactly like those ghosts in Mario Bros that only attack you when you're looking away

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I'm struggling to remember the details since I haven't heard the story since I was like 6, but I'm pretty sure this is based on an old Russo-Slavic story about a talking cat. He was tethered to a tree by a golden chain, and when he was on one side of the chain he would sing, and on the other side he would tell stories. An exiled Russian princess gets washed up on his island, and he tells her a bunch of stories -- amongst them is the story of the Firebird, which iirc had something about a blonde brother and a dark-haired brother, and one killed the other in his greed to own the bird?

Like I said, it's been a longass time since I heard that one (and google isn't getting poo poo because apparently Welcome to the Night Vale named a character "Koshka the Cat" and it's all you find now) but those are the details I vaguely remember.

Wow, thank you for this! I'll look into it!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How does that work?

Tiger sees your real face, kills you.
Tiger sees your fake face, still kills you.

Tigers have learned the hard way that humans are scary but know that if a human isn't looking at you than you can kill them easily.



Tigers are just very big cats and like cats they are simultaneously very smart and very dumb.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I'd think that, being primarily ambush predators, they wouldn't want to jump on something that is looking right at them because they get a better chance to escape/fight back.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FreudianSlippers posted:

Tigers have learned the hard way that humans are scary but know that if a human isn't looking at you than you can kill them easily.



Tigers are just very big cats and like cats they are simultaneously very smart and very dumb.

What if like other cats they are just terrified of masks? There are a bunch of videos of cats freaking out over someone they know wearing a mask.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_XgTDmkXE
If you were a cat you would think this fits in the Creepy Images Thread.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Man, I finally got myself to read the Underwood transcript and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be (don't get me wrong, he was a monster and I'm glad he's dead).

If you haven't read it, I'll summize:
I'm a shy and lonely guy with a crappy job. I get boners over CG torture and cannibal porn. I hatch a plan to abduct, rape, kill and eat "anyone". I go for an ugly local girl out of convenience.

I kill her in a sloppy, goony manner and then don't enact any of the rest of my plan. Hello police!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I don't think those tiger masks really work. It's sort of like in Africa where they wore bells so they wouldn't surprise lions, but then the lions just started associating bells with people and an easy meal and started attacking them.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Inzombiac posted:

Man, I finally got myself to read the Underwood transcript and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be (don't get me wrong, he was a monster and I'm glad he's dead).

If you haven't read it, I'll summize:
I'm a shy and lonely guy with a crappy job. I get boners over CG torture and cannibal porn. I hatch a plan to abduct, rape, kill and eat "anyone". I go for an ugly local girl out of convenience.

I kill her in a sloppy, goony manner and then don't enact any of the rest of my plan. Hello police!

Yeah, that loving uggo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Facebook Aunt posted:

What if like other cats they are just terrified of masks? There are a bunch of videos of cats freaking out over someone they know wearing a mask.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_XgTDmkXE
If you were a cat you would think this fits in the Creepy Images Thread.

I love this video. loving catsplosion, man.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't think those tiger masks really work. It's sort of like in Africa where they wore bells so they wouldn't surprise lions, but then the lions just started associating bells with people and an easy meal and started attacking them.
Well there's like two billion people in India, and tigers are endangered and still dropping in population, so they must must be doing something right.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Knormal posted:

Well there's like two billion people in India, and tigers are endangered and still dropping in population, so they must must be doing something right.

Actually, at least one billion are just tigers wearing two people masks.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
I just bought a colony of genetic mutant American roaches. They were originally found in a coal mine and are completely blind with solid white eyes.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kaNnIGw

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/FVNJsqC

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Those are so cool!

How do they taste?

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