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cbservo
Dec 26, 2009

by exmarx

CannonFodder posted:

Holy poo poo they exist



Holy poo poo where have these been all my life

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Time to go to the store, guddamn

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Time to go to the store, guddamn

I can't buy that stuff because I have better stuff readily available, literally right next to it

http://www.bluegrassqualitymeats.com/

http://queencitysausage.com/

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I know I'm a bit late for booze chat, but

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

kith_groupie posted:

I know I'm a bit late for booze chat, but


Pff, you can make your own super easily

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Iron Crowned posted:

I can't buy that stuff because I have better stuff readily available, literally right next to it

http://www.bluegrassqualitymeats.com/

http://queencitysausage.com/

You lucky bastard.

Trip Report: Ballpark "Park's Finest" Cracked Dijon Mustard dogs

Hotdogs found: 0

Bollards hit: 0

(my grocer doesn't have them)

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You lucky bastard.

Trip Report: Ballpark "Park's Finest" Cracked Dijon Mustard dogs

Hotdogs found: 0

Bollards hit: 0

(my grocer doesn't have them)

rekt.

I go grocery shopping on Saturdays at the flagship Wegmans in Pittsford. I'll report back if they have it.

I didn't get any AFP from the food truck rodeo. We got perfectly attractive kebabs.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


deadly_pudding posted:

I go grocery shopping on Saturdays at the flagship Wegmans in Pittsford.

:arghfist::(

I was in Rochester for a concert five years ago and stopped in at that Wegmans. It was so magical I went back the next day with the rest of my family. We're still talking about it, occasionally musing about adjusting travel plans to include a stop in Pittsford and/or just staying there for a weekend to soak up all that Wegmans goodness.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Ive never resented whole foods more than when I walked into one a week after visiting extended family in new york

wegmans why are you all in the northeast :(

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Pff, you can make your own super easily



Congrats, that's the first thing in this thread that has genuinely disgusted me

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

plates

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Sakurazuka posted:

Congrats, that's the first thing in this thread that has genuinely disgusted me

It looks and smells gross, sure, but putting your butts into a bottle of water is a safe and convenient way of disposing of them. Just throw the bottle out when it's full. Don't keep it indoors, because sometimes it can explode from the expanding gasses. Two days it took to get all the tar water out of the rug.

And holy gently caress, axolotl farmor, that ice cream shoe is probably the worst not-plate I've ever seen.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

CannonFodder posted:

Holy poo poo they exist



the "park's finest" stuff is way too expensive for a six pack of hot dogs but they're pretty dang good

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

But that's a seven-pack :smugbert:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I only eat my ice cream sundaes out of old sneakers, not new ones.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Titus Sardonicus posted:

But that's a seven-pack :smugbert:

goddamnit

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

AnonSpore posted:

The eggs are actually overdone if you go by Ramsay's, which was a recipe for French style

That's posh British style. French style scrambled eggs are even goopier. As in easily pourable.




Probably delicious, but I can't bring myself to drink eggs cooked in this style.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Titus Sardonicus posted:

But that's a seven-pack :smugbert:

capitalism wins again.

Bruce Snare
Feb 7, 2013
I am halfway through the thread and goddamn, this is literally hell right here.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Having been brought up on nice, solid scrambled eggs, those pictures are actually turning my stomach.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I would definitely eat the goopy eggs, presuming they are well-enough beaten so you don't get snotty strands of white on lifting a spoon- or toast-point-full. Dry Scrambled eggs are pretty boring but I guess familiarity is a virtue when eating a food people tend to think of as being potentially dangerous.

samu3lk
Aug 25, 2008

I'm untouchable thanks to these pills.
My cousin just posted this on Facebook.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

samu3lk posted:

My cousin just posted this on Facebook.



wht the utter gently caress is it though?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Stuffed cabbage. Which is delicious but not attractive.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Looks like chiles relleños to me

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Looks good to me.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

samu3lk posted:

My cousin just posted this on Facebook.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeIL6e0NpgE

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
good lord thats insane

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It's alive...

IT'S ALIVE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z8hrRXQuHY

Bonus:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Pff, you can make your own super easily



I once witnessed my brother accidentally drink out of his makeshift bottle ashtray. The whole thing practically happened in slow motion, and I didn't even stop him from doing it because I thought he was deliberately doing it for some reason.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.



UM YOU CAN'T HAVE SHOE ICE CREAM WITHOUT SHOE NUGGETS



My guess is "deconstructed" lemon meringue pie? But it looks like poops, poops, drugs.







P.S. We had no power for 26 hours, so I took all the food and squirreled it away in my work fridge/freezer. I am going to eat a can of refried beans for lunch with this onion I found.

EDIT: OOOOH I ALSO FOUND A TOMATO

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 05:26 on May 28, 2016

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Leroy Dennui posted:

I once witnessed my brother accidentally drink out of his makeshift bottle ashtray. The whole thing practically happened in slow motion, and I didn't even stop him from doing it because I thought he was deliberately doing it for some reason.

As a child, a friend of mine accidentally drank from the Coke can her tobacco-chewin' redneck grandpa used as a spittoon. Pretty sure she's still traumatized.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Okay, so when I make coconut rice, I stir fry the cooked rice in coconut milk and add salt and sugar to taste, but that's loving insane.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




southern_cooking.jpg

Serve with sweet tea and white bread (with margarine, let's not be unhealthy)

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

You are loving kidding me.

Thank you so much; I had no idea a tweet accompanied that picture. Also had no idea so much joy and hatred could swirl within my heart at once.




P.S. Beans update- my stove is apparently not working now, so I ate raw onion and tomatoes mixed with microwaved beans and green Tabasco. I plan to fart my way downtown so that i don't have to pay for the bus! It was vegan, too, in case anyone was worried about my addiction to cheesy meats.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

I'm the ratchet slicing job on that cucumber. The whole meal is aggressively British before it became insultingly vegan.

CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 07:47 on May 28, 2016

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

I think it's funny they had to use an i instead of an l in their twitter handle

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