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ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

You ever see a fat guy with nice shiny high volume hair, fluffy bangs, real good salon hair. A huge fat guy going bleach blond, just keeping their look fresh for the summer. lol.

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
if you compensate with a beautiful mane no one will notice youre 60 pounds overweight. this is in the fat man's guide to fat life handbook

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I mean why not. dont need diet and exercise to make ur hair look nice

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://twitter.com/magicnanners/status/730067880688136192

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I mean why not. dont need diet and exercise to make ur hair look nice

If anything, it makes more sense. Lots of nuts and avocado are great for the hair... so these fatties just make sure they get plenty of those two, along with all the other poo poo they eat, and viola: fat guy, nice hair

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shouldn't this be in the fat shame thread?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hi hows it going

www
Aug 4, 2010

im jealous of people with nice hair

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm fat and my hair is hosed lol

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Guy Fieri hair on fleek

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde


his hair seems nice

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hillary Clintons Thong posted:



his hair seems nice

Nice and greasy

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
In my childhood my labrador would get lots of tasty venison scraps during hunting season and his coat would get luxurious and shiny as gently caress. So swell hair on fats makes perfect sense to me.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
fat guy filming a shampoo commercial with his gorgeous goddamn hair. all stunning locks and soft lighting, all wearing a shirt in the shower

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Mahalo, bitches!

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Superior Bastard posted:

Mahalo, bitches!



lol he dead

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Hurley 4 days
He 8 most of the food
gently caress I forgot the other cool Lost numbers uh 15 16 23 no way did they swipe Douglas Adam's number 42 I mean come on but does it add to 108 ah gently caress it

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Superior Bastard posted:

Mahalo, bitches!



whoa guess he ate too much loco moco

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

was really hoping for some examples op. i don't think these other fellas are being sincere.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fyodor posted:

lol he dead

still alive n our hearts

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)


This is fine cuz it's the Andre the Giant look and that's appropriate. I'm talkin Big Boys with the classic Bieber Bowl

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:



his hair seems nice

yeah like this guy

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



man, i'm not having much luck finding a fattieman with beautiful hair

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ah here we go

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

You'll know me. I'm the plus sized gent with the razor cut feathered hair.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Looking for a big fat megathread with a nice hairdo.

Pm me.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

ninety posted:

You'll know me. I'm the plus sized gent with the razor cut feathered hair.

:vince:

wait do we still have to explain these or fear the wrath of mod?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

psychokitty posted:

:vince:

wait do we still have to explain these or fear the wrath of mod?

I'm still explaining mine but the probs seem random so you might not have to.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
all those fat guys have hair that is average at best. this thread does not deliver at all.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


i like his outfit and accessory (ice cream)

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014


Digging those shorts

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i didnt notice his retarded topknot at first

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

it seems he's known as the fat jew

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

nawcom posted:

it seems he's known as the fat jew

let me guess he lives in brooklyn

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'm a fat guy with a long luxurious mane. I have hair like Rob Zombie. I've been growing it out for 8 years.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Not fat, but check out the head of hair on this guy:



I'd kill for that poo poo.

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Vastarien posted:

Not fat, but check out the head of hair on this guy:



I'd kill for that poo poo.

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