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Manos99 posted:But the gold arrives in my favorite part of any IMDB profile: PERSONAL QUOTES! Man attempts to reframe relationship-ending inability to keep to a schedule as you-don't-deserve-me-at-my-best ~*quirkiness*~.
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# ? May 30, 2016 08:27 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:10 |
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People who clearly wrote their own Wikipedia/IMDB pages: i'm time handicap! Seriously though what the gently caress is wrong with that guy. Has he got some kind of disability? I need to know what would make someone think that an IMDB profile is the proper place to moo about a breakup and discuss past sex partners.
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# ? May 30, 2016 08:45 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bazan David Bazan essentially was the Christian band Pedro the Lion in the same way that Doug Martsch is Built to Spill. His former band is also the only possible reason why anyone would ever care enough to read his Wikipedia entry. His solo entry only mentions Pedro the Lion once, in an offhand way, and also omits any discussion of the most interesting thing about him post-Pedro -- his "it's complicated" relationship with God. Does every member of a successful band who goes solo go through the Billy Corgan cycle of "gently caress my old band --> here's my solo stuff --> please, listen to my solo stuff --> please? --> OK I guess my old band was pretty cool I guess"?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 14:37 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battletruck This entry for a 1982 movie called Battletruck is so lovingly written that there's absolutely no way someone involved with the movie didn't write it. quote:Production company: Battletruck Films Ltd.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 14:34 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6_Tre_G Randomly stumbled across this guy's page. Highlights include "...emerged with “Dem Jayz”, a hit that is spreading like wildfire alongside a follow up sure to add fuel to the flames." and "It’d be easy to make assumptions about the kind of artist 6 Tre G is given the fact that he’s been to jail and was born in Birmingham, Alabama. But this is one artist who has no interest living up to anyone else’s cliches."
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:24 |
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Vastarien posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6_Tre_G ...only to his own cliches.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:12 |
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Can I nominate the entire country of Singaporequote:It is noted for its effective, pragmatic and incorrupt governance and civil service, which together with its rapid development policies, is widely cited as the "Singapore model". quote:Singapore's governance model eschews populist politics, focusing on the nation's long-term interest, and is known to be clean, effective and pragmatic. quote:Singapore has one of the lowest rates of drug use in the world. Culturally, the use of illicit drugs is viewed as highly undesirable by Singaporeans, unlike many European societies.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:13 |
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This guy posts in the local film jobs facebook group looking for a female co-writer for his $50 million sci-fi action film:quote:The original script was lost several years ago along with the back ups. Pretty nice of the producers, cast, and crew to sign on without having seen the finished script. According to his IMDB, he's quite accomplished though: quote:Has won numerous awards for his writing and was chosen 2nd place in creating the "Don't Drink and Drive" slogan by Mothers Against Drink Driving - back when he was only in grade 6. First place went to his neighbor, Betty Bartnik. Probably the best thing about his IMDB page is that he's given himself a Transportation credit on 34 movies and tv shows since 2012, and unlike most random crew members with IMDB pages, his message board actually has a post on it: quote:You are not a teamster driver and should not be credited as such Nice.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:57 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Goebel Local author/former community college adjunct faculty/"punk rocker" quote:
So far, we have extensive goings on about his family, none of them notable. His exwife doesn't even get a mention until paragraph three of the article. quote:
I looked them up on YouTube for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6usUPPtsEI quote:Goebel's protagonists are intelligent rebels, sensible madmen, and rejected dreamers disgusted by a society that embraces boy band media and girl glam. His prose laments the absence of originality and morality in contemporary culture. Here's his website, as listed on Wikipedia: http://www.joeygoebel.com -the next chuck palianhiuk, probably? Bonus excerpt from his first novel: quote:You were born a mistake into a middle-class family that thought they were a high-class family. Your life was fine until your rear end in a top hat parents divorced. Before that it was bike rides, baseball, swimming, and Nintendo. But after the divorce, your Nike Airs walked astray. You blamed yourself at first for your parents split, but then you learned to blame them instead, whom you would blame everything on forevermore. As a teenager, you felt your problems at home licensed you to rebel. You partied hard and lived for the weekends. You felt obligated to lose your virginity and you did as soon as someone would help you to do so. You did just well enough in school to get by, saying that you were smart but just didnt apply yourself. You left home as soon as possible to go to college. You joined a frat. You let females control your destiny. You accidentally got a girl pregnant and felt obligated to marry her. You wanted a boy. You got a job that you hate but it pays the bills as you like to say. Your wife appears not as pretty as she was when you impregnated her, and your eyes are starting to wander. You and your wife consider yourselves better than your neighbors. You are depressed. You smoke weed to help you not be. You work out. You go to a tanning bed. You worry about your hair. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 23:41 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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Robot Style posted:This guy posts in the local film jobs facebook group looking for a female co-writer for his $50 million sci-fi action film: Reminds me of the guys that made Food Fight
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# ? Nov 1, 2016 12:27 |
the sexual Shiite posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Goebel This is the worst Josephs Goebels I have ever heard of.
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That guy is terrible and I thank you for your contribution.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 06:13 |