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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Waci posted:

Wouldn't pastries just get soggy if you put them in a cocktail?

Now I'm thinking about croissants soaked in alcohol and I'm pretty sure I would vomit from the wet bread texture mixed with the harsh booze flavour.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Found Birthday Cake-flavored M&Ms when I was in Bangkok a couple months ago. Definitely do not recommend. Tasted like vanilla-y backwash (but chocolate tastes vaguely of sour saliva to me, anyways.)

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


bringmyfishback posted:

Found Birthday Cake-flavored M&Ms when I was in Bangkok a couple months ago. Definitely do not recommend. Tasted like vanilla-y backwash (but chocolate tastes vaguely of sour saliva to me, anyways.)

I actually really liked those, but then, I'm a giant sucker for vanilla flavor, and birthday cake flavor hits that hard.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Waci posted:

Wouldn't pastries just get soggy if you put them in a cocktail?

We are never going to let this one go are we?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Looks like a great way to ruin good watermelon.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Rigged Death Trap posted:

We are never going to let this one go are we?

not for at least a year or so.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

mng posted:

nice carbonara

:allears:

Picnic Princess posted:

Now I'm thinking about croissants soaked in alcohol and I'm pretty sure I would vomit from the wet bread texture mixed with the harsh booze flavour.

Wait, this is a thing? Like.. a really ill-advised rum cake?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Picnic Princess posted:

Now I'm thinking about croissants soaked in alcohol and I'm pretty sure I would vomit from the wet bread texture mixed with the harsh booze flavour.

It would probably be really good baked though. Boozy bread pudding is amazing.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

This photo makes me irrationally angry.

Unlike with pizza, there are watermelon rules. You don't fancy up watermelon with cheese and whatever the hell "nut crumbles" are, you either ram that poo poo into your face-hole as fast and messily as possible for maximum enjoyment, or you smash them with a comically oversized mallet.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This photo makes me irrationally angry.

Unlike with pizza, there are watermelon rules. You don't fancy up watermelon with cheese and whatever the hell "nut crumbles" are, you either ram that poo poo into your face-hole as fast and messily as possible for maximum enjoyment, or you smash them with a comically oversized mallet.

Sprinkle a little salt onto the watermelon, like you might do with tomato slices. It has a way of really enhancing the watermelon's natural sweetness by providing contrast.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

deadly_pudding posted:

Sprinkle a little salt onto the watermelon, like you might do with tomato slices. It has a way of really enhancing the watermelon's natural sweetness by providing contrast.

I've always wondered why people do this, and now I know.

I tried salt on watermelon once, and all I got was watermelon that tasted unripe. All I wanted was some sweet watermelon on a hot day :(

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

NewFatMike posted:

It feels like you're talking about Reese's Cups. Are you not a fan of E.T.?



Reeses pieces are peanut butter only, there's no chocolate in them. They're great when you want just the peanut butter.

And Hell no ET was a creepy gross sack of wrinkles that gave me nightmares.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

You Are A Elf posted:

I've always wondered why people do this, and now I know.

I tried salt on watermelon once, and all I got was watermelon that tasted unripe. All I wanted was some sweet watermelon on a hot day :(

You might've added too much. A tiny bit is all it takes. If you take a bite and immediately go "ag salt," you've done hosed it up.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

pienipple posted:

Reeses pieces are peanut butter only, there's no chocolate in them. They're great when you want just the peanut butter.

I've been living a lie.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You might've added too much. A tiny bit is all it takes. If you take a bite and immediately go "ag salt," you've done hosed it up.

AG is silver though

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Iron Crowned posted:

AG is silver though

Nah.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Bloody marys from Wisconsin:

http://imgur.com/a/0PZjy

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Roger Craig posted:

Bloody marys from Wisconsin:

http://imgur.com/a/0PZjy

No Bloody Mary rules :staredog:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This justifies Wisconsin.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Nothing better than picking bits of fried food out of your sausage flavored bloody mary.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

fizzymercy posted:

Nothing better than picking bits of fried food out of your sausage flavored bloody mary.

The bloody mary is the meal, the beer chaser that comes with it is your drink!
Also I asked for a beer chaser with my bloody mary in Virginia and they had no idea what that was.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
I had one of these last year in Milwaukee. It was most certainly food/drink porn:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
What other cocktails can we improve with the help of our friend, the deep fryer? I wonder if the slightly airier tempura batter would work out okay? Maybe if you garnish with daikon, but that's drifting away from the original intent of "pile my heinous sports bar lunch on top of my booze".

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

LMAO if you're so mired in your misery that you wouldn't order a stacked Caesar or bloody mary

FractionMan
Dec 24, 2003

Bringing back the balls to Rock

deadly_pudding posted:

No Bloody Mary rules :staredog:

I had a bloody Mary made with tequila at a place in London last year. There are very much bloody Mary rules when it comes to that. My friend and I took turns trying to drink it and neither could make it past a sip before gagging.

We hid it behind a menu and felt bad for whoever found it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FractionMan posted:

I had a bloody Mary made with tequila at a place in London last year. There are very much bloody Mary rules when it comes to that. My friend and I took turns trying to drink it and neither could make it past a sip before gagging.

We hid it behind a menu and felt bad for whoever found it.

What kind of tequila was it?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
This one will forever be the best for the second bloody mary acting as a ballast.



i've read that this was made as a joke and was never actually sold anywhere but whatever

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm gonna make a bloodymary that's got an entire table inside of it that has more food on top of it that also has more food on top of the food.

Also, all of it will be edible.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Jmcrofts posted:

i've read that this was made as a joke and was never actually sold anywhere but whatever

Makes sense, it'd be very messy unless you refused to serve it to anyone but world class jenga players.

FractionMan
Dec 24, 2003

Bringing back the balls to Rock

Iron Crowned posted:

What kind of tequila was it?

Looks like they've changed up the menu so it's no longer there (thank god) but they claim to use Olmeca Altos for their cocktails, so I guess that. The Tequila Mojito was drinkable, but still not great. None of their cocktails at the time had anything except tequila as the alcoholic content in them so were pretty awful to me. In defence of the restaurant though, their churros were top notch.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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deadly_pudding posted:

What other cocktails can we improve with the help of our friend, the deep fryer? I wonder if the slightly airier tempura batter would work out okay? Maybe if you garnish with daikon, but that's drifting away from the original intent of "pile my heinous sports bar lunch on top of my booze".

Deep fried olives on a martini?

cadaver.
Oct 31, 2009

FractionMan posted:

I had a bloody Mary made with tequila at a place in London last year. There are very much bloody Mary rules when it comes to that. My friend and I took turns trying to drink it and neither could make it past a sip before gagging.

We hid it behind a menu and felt bad for whoever found it.

I had something like this, but it was called a Bloody Maria :buddy: remember it being pretty tasty though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FractionMan posted:

Looks like they've changed up the menu so it's no longer there (thank god) but they claim to use Olmeca Altos for their cocktails, so I guess that. The Tequila Mojito was drinkable, but still not great. None of their cocktails at the time had anything except tequila as the alcoholic content in them so were pretty awful to me. In defence of the restaurant though, their churros were top notch.

It's probably some bottom shelf sewer water tequila, sorry

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Bloody marys are disgusting.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

rodbeard posted:

Bloody marys are disgusting.

Bloody mary is one of two socially-acceptable hair-of-the-dog drinks (the other is a mimosa) and therefore get a pass on matters of taste. Also, some bloody marys are much better than others.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
If you don't like tomato juice, you probably don't like Bloody Marys.

Bobby Flay's brunch cookbook has about a zillion different recipes for "mimosas", most of which are to make a cocktail and then add sparkling wine. The watermelon margarita mimosa actually sounded good. And boozy.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What is it? What is it?

Caramel chocolate cake

Meanwhile

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

EorayMel posted:

What is it? What is it?

Caramel chocolate cake

Meanwhile


I would eat all this white people foods

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009


Would, but I think what makes this AFP is that it's cooked penne with a package of microwaveable broccoli and cheese dumped over it. (Again, would.)

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