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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

RNG posted:

Would, but I think what makes this AFP is that it's cooked penne with a package of microwaveable broccoli and cheese dumped over it. (Again, would.)

My money was on canned cheddar broccoli soup. I can't decide which is worse.

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Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

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A little disappointed the Bloody Mary pictures didn't include this one:




Also found this one, which made me want to vomit:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Bobby Flay's brunch cookbook has about a zillion different recipes for "mimosas", most of which are to make a cocktail and then add sparkling wine. The watermelon margarita mimosa actually sounded good. And boozy.

He made one brunch cocktail on his show which was just 'make a smoothie then add a bottle of white wine' which seems more like an alcoholic soccer mom thing than a socially acceptable morning drink thing.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



cyberia posted:

He made one brunch cocktail on his show which was just 'make a smoothie then add a bottle of white wine' which seems more like an alcoholic soccer mom thing than a socially acceptable morning drink thing.

So Sandra Lee style?

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

"My girlfriend made pizza i guess"

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

bunnyofdoom posted:

So Sandra Lee style?

Aunt Sandy would have pounded a handle of Grey Goose into it.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


http://imgur.com/gallery/JA7Yd

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


Do we get to eat the burger thread now too?

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000

skagenpoora

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bloody Mary's are for weak Americans who couldn't cut the rugged Canadian Caesar lifestyle. Now excuse me while I go fight a bear and cut down a tree with my beard at the same time.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Picnic Princess posted:

Bloody Mary's are for weak Americans who couldn't cut the rugged Canadian Caesar lifestyle. Now excuse me while I go fight a bear and cut down a tree with my beard at the same time.

Wow. She's that jagged?

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
I drink a lot but I absolutely cannot stand tomatoes in any context other than ketchup with fries or red sauce for pasta if there aren't other options. I feel like I'm really missing out by not being able to enjoy bloody maries. They sound great in theory but one sip makes me want to barf.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Turfahurf posted:

I drink a lot but I absolutely cannot stand tomatoes in any context other than ketchup with fries or red sauce for pasta if there aren't other options. I feel like I'm really missing out by not being able to enjoy bloody maries. They sound great in theory but one sip makes me want to barf.

Chin up champ, your tastes will mature when you become an adult.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

PCOS Bill posted:

Chin up champ, your tastes will mature when you become an adult.

I'm 26 and I'll eat pretty much anything, but tomatoes are the one thing I can't do. I don't even know why, they're just disgusting to me.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Turfahurf posted:

I'm 26 and I'll eat pretty much anything, but tomatoes are the one thing I can't do. I don't even know why, they're just disgusting to me.

Yeah, you'll grow out of it eventually. No worries!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Disliking tomatoes makes way more sense than hating juicy steaks.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Tomatoes are fine in almost all cases but I absolutely cannot stand the smell or taste of tomato juice or tomato soup. I somehow always seem to end up sitting next to the one guy on the airplane ordering the can of tomato juice. The smell makes me want to gag.

Tomato soup elicits a similar reaction if it's the cheap canned kind that have the same smell and are more like hot tomato water, but I have seen some at restaurants that weren't bad, so they get a partial pass.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I pity all of you with broken taste buds that somehow can't enjoy tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich on a lazy sunday while putting down a bloody mary with extra hot sauce and horseradish.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Disliking tomatoes makes way more sense than hating juicy steaks.

It's not my problem if you can't cook a steak and have it be juicy while still fully cooked

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Plinkey posted:

I pity all of you with broken taste buds that somehow can't enjoy tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich on a lazy sunday while putting down a bloody mary with extra hot sauce and horseradish.

Tomato juice is nice, a bloody mary is great, but tomato soup is just terrible.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Jesus Christ, I'm old as balls and still don't like tomato juice. I doubt I'm going to suddenly start liking it when I'm 90, either.

Y'all can have my share of the tomato juice. Forever.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AlbieQuirky posted:

Jesus Christ, I'm old as balls and still don't like tomato juice. I doubt I'm going to suddenly start liking it when I'm 90, either.

Y'all can have my share of the tomato juice. Forever.

Some people become adults later than others.

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Aug 2, 2014

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cash crab posted:

The rule is that it is NOT a loving sandwich and you will be probated for saying so

Late but I have been away so didn't get to reply:

I say it's closer to a sandwich than it is to a pie :colbert:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pumpkin pie is an open face sandwich

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Tiggum posted:

Tomato juice is nice, a bloody mary is great, but tomato soup is just terrible.

Wow just wrong :(

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Tomato soup isn't soup, it's just broth, waiting for soup to be made out of it.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Tomato soup isn't soup, it's just broth, waiting for soup to be made out of it.

Usually your post are a bit controversial but at least plausible. How can soup not be soup?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Tomatoes are my favorite food on earth! But i hate stewed tomatoes. I used to deliberately barf them back up onto my plate in front of everyone at dinner so that my mom would stop making them; it worked.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Plinkey posted:

I pity all of you with broken taste buds that somehow can't enjoy tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich on a lazy sunday while putting down a bloody mary with extra hot sauce and horseradish.

Homemade tomato soup is the bomb but a can of Campbell's condensed tomato soup has thirty loving grams of sugar in it.

That's the amount of sugar in three glazed donuts. Good god, why is there so much sugar in soup

Also, I'm on the bloody mary train, but I can't find a bartender who will make one spicy enough. They get all serious when I ask for an extra spicy one and tell me that it'll be really spicy and that I should reconsider, but when it arrives, it tastes like someone briefly showed some tomatoes a photo of black pepper.

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009

EorayMel posted:

Meanwhile


Shark cakes, ooh ha ha!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I would enjoy all of those bloody marys with several kinds of fried animals in them, except I don't drink, so replace that with cold vegetable juice :getin:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

lol Ginsters (cheap British pie makers extraordinaire) do a pulled pork slice now

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


bringmyfishback posted:

Tomatoes are my favorite food on earth! But i hate stewed tomatoes. I used to deliberately barf them back up onto my plate in front of everyone at dinner so that my mom would stop making them; it worked.
Get over to the lifehack thread with that!

Tomatoes are my mom's favorite food, too, but she's always hated stewed tomatoes because she hates green pepper. Her mother would tell her, "Oh, you can't taste them--they're just in there for flavor." :downs:

My mom is in her early sixties and detests green pepper to this day.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


PCOS Bill posted:

Pumpkin pie is an open face sandwich

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

EorayMel posted:

Let us bridge the gap between The Firing Range and the Anti Food Porn thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGfqRQVrToo

What's the point if your are not gonna eat it?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Dr Snofeld posted:

Shark cakes, ooh ha ha!

I think they're sharkaroons. :3:

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


"You're posting this to the Anti-Food Porn thread, aren't you?"

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


She seems disappointed in how accurate the actual dish matches the photo on the menu.

"It's not gonna have...that...much.. oh."

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

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