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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


I remember as a kid reading a Dave Barry column about another case of this exact scenario. There was special emphasis on the fact that it had backwards pointing fangs. :gonk:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lord Hydronium posted:

I remember as a kid reading a Dave Barry column about another case of this exact scenario. There was special emphasis on the fact that it had backwards pointing fangs. :gonk:

Dave Berry was (is?) pretty funny.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

whiteyfats posted:

Dave Berry was (is?) pretty funny.

Old is discovering the kid described in "To Watch Your Kid Being Born is to Learn a New Definition of Yucky" writes for the Wall Street Journal

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

Urine is really good fertilizer for lemon trees, pee on them with wild abandon. If the neighbours complain, stare them down as you offer them a glass of your superior lemonade.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oops

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Jun 3, 2016

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

...did you maybe think you were in the Quotes thread?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Welling man mistook noisy pigeons for neighbour having an orgasm following solar panel hell

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
Well, That's One Way To Write Clickbait Titles

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Gawker is terrible

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well, that's one way to reply to a thread.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Well, that's one way to reply to a thread.

Well, that's one way to perpetuate a meme.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Which is worse, "That's one way to [x]!" or "You've been doing [x] wrong all along!"?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Neither, the worst is "You won't believe what happens next!"

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Top x something something, number 7 had us in tears!

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Screaming Idiot posted:

Well, that's one way to perpetuate a meme.

Make great jokes with this one AMAZING meme. Posters hate this!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Geniasis posted:

Make great jokes with this one AMAZING meme. Posters hate this!

1 Tip of a good Meme: OBEY

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's one amazing manwhore ad.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

I don't know if it's the fashion or the art style, but women always look badass in old-timey newspapers.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Croisquessein posted:

I don't know if it's the fashion or the art style, but women always look badass in old-timey newspapers.

I think it's because they're always being depicted as feeding their husbands nourishing knuckle sandwiches.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Croisquessein posted:

I don't know if it's the fashion or the art style, but women always look badass in old-timey newspapers.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Nobbs and Colon looking good in the front there.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

This is an article about why that picture exists: http://mentalfloss.com/article/64502/female-jiu-jitsu-crew-defended-feminists-1900s-london


quote:

Had the police known there was barbed wire hidden in the floral arrangements, things might have gone a little differently.

That's right..those ladies were tossing the police into flower beds where they had hidden barbed wire. Badass.

We Got Us A Bread has a new favorite as of 09:27 on Jun 4, 2016

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bride's honeymoon ruined after travelling to see famous train station cat - only to be told it was SLEEPING
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brides-honeymoon-ruined-after-travelling-8110485

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Stoatbringer posted:

Bride's honeymoon ruined after travelling to see famous train station cat - only to be told it was SLEEPING
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brides-honeymoon-ruined-after-travelling-8110485


quote:

A cat-lover made a 300 mile trip while on honeymoon to see a famous train station cat - only to be turned away and told she was taking a nap.

...

“I went to the enquiries desk and they told me she was asleep. I said I’d come all this way on my honeymoon and I just wanted to see the cat. I was in tears - I was mortified.

“I said I know it’s a cat but I just wanted to see her. I had only just lost my own cat, Molly. I was distraught.

wow

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!




Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!



Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I love old-timey news illustrations so much. They're the best kind of surrealist humor.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Man, old timey euphemisms for butt sex were weird. Cannibalism at Rotherham

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I don't think the self-crucifying man quite thought the practical aspects of his hobby through.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

I'm not sure how good this is for practicing safe oral sex if the goal of creamy liquid is achieved by biting into the tip

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Postal Parcel posted:

I'm not sure how good this is for practicing safe oral sex if the goal of creamy liquid is achieved by biting into the tip

Different strokes for different folks.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

poo poo this one is amazing.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Collateral Damage posted:

I don't think the self-crucifying man quite thought the practical aspects of his hobby through.

Self-crucifying my rear end, look at the picture again.

It was the cat what done it, yer honor.

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