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Fat Shat Sings posted:Not shown Look, the guy's an engineer, what do you expect?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:could data cum? he said he was fully functional. does that include cum synthesis or does he have a reservoir that he had to refill?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:could data cum? STAR TREK: Could Data Cum?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mothefucker I will close this thread right now Awwww... Someone can't outsmart Moriarty and wants to end the program? Hillary Clintons Thong posted:please don't lets all just try to remember roddenberrys vision of a united, friendly human race Roddenberry's only vision was to slay several kilotons of Top-Shelf pussy, which he did.
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ConstantDelays posted:"Computer: Sticky load, hot" It appears that a mixture comprising 200 different compounds including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc has impacted the fibrous tunic layer of your eye, negatively affecting the sclera with a mildly painful reaction with said compounds. Maybe some sort of tachyon field can be used to interact with the individual molecules of the substance at a subspace level to phase shift them out of place for easier removal?
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It's not for splashing in your eyes, it's for dipping your fingers into then fingering your butthole then licking your fingers.
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criscodisco posted:It's not for splashing in your eyes, it's for dipping your fingers into then fingering your butthole then licking your fingers. Bonus points if you get a member of a pre-warp civilization to do it for you.
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criscodisco posted:It's not for splashing in your eyes, it's for dipping your fingers into then fingering your butthole then licking your fingers. Eww, gross, sick
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cheerfullydrab posted:My short history of Star Trek fandom. 
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Blistex posted:Bonus points if you get a member of a pre-warp civilization to do it for you. The Prime Directive is full of holes.
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Off the top of my head, Prime Directive is always broken in every episode they mention it. It's more of a suggestion. Prime Suggestion
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Off the top of my head, Prime Directive is always broken in every episode they mention it. It's more of a suggestion. PLEASE don't gently caress the aliens. Yeah, right 
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Yeah, Riker pretty much takes it as a personal challenge I think
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Off the top of my head, Prime Directive is always broken in every episode they mention it. It's more of a suggestion. I like how they even try and pretend it's a serious rule. They kick around the idea that they would have let an entire civilization die if Data hadn't been contacted on a radio by one of the people on the planet. But when Wesley is going to be executed for stepping on a flower Picard goes "Hey, look, I'm a reasonable guy but gently caress YOU" and beams out.
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My prime directive is to spread my seed across the Galaxy
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vyst posted:My prime directive is to spread my seed across the Galaxy 
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Haha that episode was so poo poo
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I have never seen that episode is it worth my time to even skim it?
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If people love time-travel episodes so much (not because of time-travel but because there can be consequences you can't have with a normal serial show) then why the gently caress don't more episodes follow other ships/crews/etc? I remember a single episode like this, DS9 I think, where it was some ship full of cadets who were in starfleet training when they became trapped behind enemy lines and they had to decide to flee to save themselves or attack some valuable target to save countless other starfleet personnel. It was a moral dilemma and they decided to be do the Good Thing and they all loving died. It was great.
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Crowsbeak posted:I have never seen that episode is it worth my time to even skim it? It's the show explanation for why all alien species are similar except for minor forehead crease differences and it's about as hokey as you would expect
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Decrepus posted:then why the gently caress don't more episodes follow other ships/crews/etc? Because most lead actors in an ensenble cast have an issue about not being used that week, therefore not being paid and also not being able to take other work.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Because most lead actors in an ensenble cast have an issue about not being used that week, therefore not being paid and also not being able to take other work. I really hate hughmon greed.
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Also people want to hear about Troy's feelings and special intuitions every week.
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RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD
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Decrepus posted:If people love time-travel episodes so much (not because of time-travel but because there can be consequences you can't have with a normal serial show) then why the gently caress don't more episodes follow other ships/crews/etc? I remember a single episode like this, DS9 I think, where it was some ship full of cadets who were in starfleet training when they became trapped behind enemy lines and they had to decide to flee to save themselves or attack some valuable target to save countless other starfleet personnel. It was a moral dilemma and they decided to be do the Good Thing and they all loving died. It was great. The new series is going to have a different setting each season, for this reason and also so they can blow up the ship and kill anyone they want.
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chaosbreather posted:The new series is going to have a different setting each season, for this reason and also so they can blow up the ship and kill anyone they want. But mostly because anthology series are super hot right now.
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Also you know that when O'brien was in that mind prison for 20 years with that cellmate that they did some freaky butt stuff. He was locked in the same room with the same guy for 20 years. That was why he was so upset over breaking the guys neck for hiding scraps of bread from him.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Also you know that when O'brien was in that mind prison for 20 years with that cellmate that they did some freaky butt stuff. "Keiko's Personal Log, Stardate 2486-7: O'Brien has been back from mind jail for a month now and felt comfortable enough to initiate intimate relations. He has sprinkled table scraps on his penis and said, "so you want to eat this week or what? and then winked."
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"things were so much easier when the teleporter turned me 12."
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Keiko being the domineering asian wife that rules the roost was the most realistic thing in Star Trek.
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Geordi was such a creeper that he was the only person to get a promotion in seven years and they still couldn't get him off the ship
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Lord of Pie posted:Geordi was such a creeper that he was the only person to get a promotion in seven years and they still couldn't get him off the ship Also had the least amount of game I've ever seen in a black man.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Also had the least amount of game I've ever seen in a black man. oh lord. jon pop- in space.
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Even O'Brien could find a significant other and start a family.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Also had the least amount of game I've ever seen in a black man. Geordi was a Beta ma'ale, a distant cousin of the Betazed.
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Lord of Pie posted:Geordi was such a creeper that he was the only person to get a promotion in seven years and they still couldn't get him off the ship Didnt data and worf get promoted to?
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Automatic Slim posted:Even O'Brien could find a significant other and start a family. Molly could have been anyone's with a little transporter-aided paternity hiding. What I'm saying is she was Rikers. And then unknowingly, later, she was Thomas Riker's.
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Riker was like space Genghis Khan. 20 years from now his genealogy tree will cover the entire universe
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oldpainless posted:Troi was promoted as well Only after learning that
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