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John Zandig 107 75.35%
DJ Hyde 35 24.65%
Total: 142 votes
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TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Zandig claims that he wasn't meant to win the match.

I just watched the ToD where Nick Gage dies and they take him out immediately and do an impromptu battle royale (?) and Zandig takes DJ Hyde's wallet out of his pocket as he's putting him on the turnbuckle to throw him through a table on the outside. Then Zandig pins him and "wins" ToD, then gives the trophy to Thumbtack Jack (Gage's original opponent)

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Cages of Death/shows in general ending in massive clusterfucks that leave everyone frustrated and confused is a CZW staple.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
so WhatCulture has a wrestling promotion now. they're gonna be taping in the UK this month, and Jay Lethal is gonna defend the ROH title there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLiqUdqG95g

they apparently sold out one taping and added another so good for them? they also have the extremely good domain name of https://wc.pw/

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It would be cooler if I could watch what culture videos for more than 30 seconds.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
What Culture Wrestling seems like it would be like the one promotion talked about in one of Cassandro's interviews (I think Lucha Vavoom) where the entire audience is a bunch of drunk, out of touch white people who are going because they see it as a sideshow attraction

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Lucha vavoom is cool as heck though.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

The_Rob posted:

Lucha vavoom is cool as heck though.

Cassandro feels like he's had to do balcony dives every night to pop the crowd and busted his leg doing it right before either an ROH or Chikara show.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

KungFu Grip posted:

Cassandro feels like he's had to do balcony dives every night to pop the crowd and busted his leg doing it right before either an ROH or Chikara show.

Cassandro shouldn't feel like popping the crowd in that fashion. He's loving Cassandro, the audience should like him for his mannerisms and personality.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Electric Lady posted:

the entire audience is a bunch of drunk, out of touch white people who are going because they see it as a sideshow attraction

Ah, so Hoodslam.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Ah, so Hoodslam.

There's minorities at Hoodslam shows

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

yeah it's loving oakland come on

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

hoodslam is good

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Hoodslam owns and hell, I might even be there tonight

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
So is Lucha Vavoom. Wrestling is a sideshow. It has been one since it started. People paying to watch wrestling no matter what is a good thing.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Wrestling and drinking is the best qtiyd

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Lmao...Zandig.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Thank You Lord Zandig.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Hoodslam owns and hell, I might even be there tonight

I want to go, haven't been since January. PM me the next time you go and we can see about grabbing a beer at beer revolution

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
https://twitter.com/johnzandig2120/status/739203193939349504

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i was not ready for the volume of that tweet

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Wrestling and drinking is the best qtiyd

I would like to direct you to the W&W connection. :2bong:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/CZWFans/status/739586948101246976
https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/status/739586747303104512

lmbo he also squashed masada in a couple minutes, beat up hornswoggle, and did a canadian destroyer. ZANDIG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
You forgot to mention the part where MASADA got a bye to the next round because his opponent was injured, Zandig comes out rolls him up in less than a 1 minute match then advances directly to the main event.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

give him the drat book, deej

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
Hearing that Nick Gage is coming back to wrestle in September.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i cant handle this kind of excitement

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

oatgan posted:

https://twitter.com/CZWFans/status/739586948101246976
https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/status/739586747303104512

lmbo he also squashed masada in a couple minutes, beat up hornswoggle, and did a canadian destroyer. ZANDIG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Oh so this is the professional wrestling I've heard so much about

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Hearing that Nick Gage is coming back to wrestle in September.

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Somewhere Nick Mondo is on the ground having PTSD flashbacks.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
UWF is back on PPV

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Lumbermouth posted:

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

I can't even comprehend what that match will look like. It's either going to be brilliant, or a complete train wreck. There is no in between.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/status/739579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


C. Everett Koop posted:

https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/status/739579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

Zandig is like the lowest stakes Hulk Hogan and it's incredible :allears:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john zandig is the ultraviolent ultimate warrior

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Lumbermouth posted:

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

Gage needs to drag David Starr around by his nose first

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


:eyepop:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

John "loving" Zandig

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Where can I get the old UWF shows? their website is a nightmare.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Where can I get the old UWF shows? their website is a nightmare.

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

gently caress~!

I wonder if Dave has them in his VHS Shed

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