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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
just took a bunch of ludes

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I that horse okay? :ohdear:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
that horse looks so loving happy :)

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012
i think your stalion may be dead

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Mr. Hands I thought you were dead! But I am glad your horse is doing well.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I too like to beat them in that condition!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Coll

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012
hey op is ur pet horsing around?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

tenspott posted:

just took a bunch of ludes

edit: horses can only get obsolete drugs

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
"It's OK... You can do it. Just point the barrel at my head and pull the trigger. My leg... it's broken. There... there's no other way."

rip

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
That's what you get for inviting Bill Cosby to the ranch for the weekend.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

I that horse okay? :ohdear:

I really don't think it is

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The dog behind that horse needs to go to a vet to get those feet checked out

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012
oh look its muhammed ali the horse

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i will hope that the horse is okay, or if he is not, that he has lived a life w/o regret

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i will hope that the horse is okay, or if he is not, that he has lived a life w/o regret

What kind of word play is it when a horse is hooked on heroin?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

s p a c e d posted:

oh look its muhammed ali the horse

beacause muhammed ali just died and the horse look like it could be dead and then you connect the two things and you get this post i guess.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fresh glue

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
"My leg may be broken, but that loving jockey is dead."

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


This is my dream, to lie dead in the dirt

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

jeff smisek posted:

This is my dream, to lie dead in the dirt

I have great news

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
horses not supposed to lie down like that because thier organs move around or something. its the reason they have locking knees and sleep standing up

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
horse gay, so what.

Colts are pretty cool. I grew up on a horse ranch and they turn into fuckin turds eventually but for a while baby horses are like big dogs.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Stay safe poverty horse

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

The Sphinxster posted:

What kind of word play is it when a horse is hooked on heroin?

what if he is also shooting basketball baskets in a one on one competition?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

horses not supposed to lie down like that because thier organs move around or something. its the reason they have locking knees and sleep standing up

They can't lay down for a long time when fully grown. I think it has something to do with circulating poo poo in their stupid bodies. I don't know.

Please accept this alternative, unrelated story as the answer:

One time a vet stuck his arm all the way up to the arm pit in one of our horses asses and pulled out a bunch of poo poo.

*Italicized for fanciness.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
He dead. :classiclol:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

what if he is also shooting basketball baskets in a one on one competition?

it's sad when a talented horse throws it all away on drugs

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

They can't lay down for a long time when fully grown. I think it has something to do with circulating poo poo in their stupid bodies. I don't know.

Please accept this alternative, unrelated story as the answer:

One time a vet stuck his arm all the way up to the arm pit in one of our horses asses and pulled out a bunch of poo poo.

*Italicized for fanciness.

that makes sense. horses always have weird poo poo related problems from what i know about them. kinda like my aunt debbie

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

tenspott posted:

just took a bunch of ludes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

horses not supposed to lie down like that because thier organs move around or something. its the reason they have locking knees and sleep standing up

I think that's cows, friend

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

also fwiw the horse is not dead or hurt, just really chilled out

also shout out to sheep-goats, creator of this thread format which I am paying homage to

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
That horse needs to get the gently caress up that glue isn't going to make itself

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

horse dead, so what

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

a horse is a horse of course of course, millenials :rolleyes:

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Professor Shark posted:

I that horse okay? :ohdear:

I need to know!

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

that horse looks like it's been sniffing glue which is pretty hosed up if you think about it

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

LadyAmbien posted:

I need to know!

It isn't dead but it has a very serious substance abuse issue to address so yes and no.

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