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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Blue Train posted:

that jim bob poo poo is even more tedious than completely unironic posts about loving tlc reality shows I hope you are proud of yourselves

Don't let your mouth Jim cheques that your Bob can't cash.

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
In the compound, the Duggar compound, the Jim Bob sleeps tonight

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

In the compound, the Duggar compound, the Jim Bob sleeps tonight

In the bedroom, the duggirls bedroom
The Josh Bob tests his might

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Sister wives sounds terrible but Big Love was a fantastic HBO drama about a polygamist family.

for 2 seasons

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
jim

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

PathAsc posted:

In the bedroom, the duggirls bedroom
The Josh Bob tests his might

:pusheen:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

thank you all for rushing to prove my point with a slew of unfunny posts

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Blue Train posted:

thank you all for rushing to prove my point with a slew of unfunny posts

Why are you here, then?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Why are you here, then?

JIM BOB! loving lmao

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Blue Train posted:

JIM BOB! loving lmao

jmbo!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Art will always have critics.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Blue Train posted:

JIM BOB! loving lmao

Sorry for Jimming your Bob :(

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
You got your Jim in my Bob!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Blue Train posted:

thank you all for rushing to prove my point with a slew of unfunny posts

who bobbled your jimmies

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Lord of Pie posted:

who bobbled your jimmies

Some Jims just want to watch the world Bob.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh bitch!!!!!!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The world is a Jim and we are all Bobs

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The world is a Jim Bob
Sent to Joooooooosh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
jibnb berb

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Two men Jim one man Bobs

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Pvt.Scott posted:

Some Jims just want to watch the world Bob.

Never Jim another man's Bob!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
4 sisters 1 Josh Bob

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Blue Train posted:

JIM BOB! loving lmao

:agreed:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
There's nothing to talk about anymore. Dugger said he should have a TV show about fixing your marriage after it's discovered you're a pedophile, but even that only got a few posts, before being drowned out by "Jim Bob" and "My wife watches one of those shows, it's boring"

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Jim Bob.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Jim Bob.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Jim Bob about it.
"Jim Bob, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I was covering up Josh molesting his sisters."

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna gently caress my cock

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jam Blob

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
JImBobenet Ramsey

Ulthar
Aug 14, 2007

My parents are deeaaaaaaad!!!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

JImBobenet Ramsey

:chanpop:

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I didn't say I was surprised, I was only asking what the circumstances were.

'lovely parents' is also my vote, but I don't know.

Yeah,my dad beat us and screamed at us constantly. I though if I got with my ex I could get away from all that. Nope.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Jumpingmanjimbob

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

boom boom boom posted:

There's nothing to talk about anymore. Dugger said he should have a TV show about fixing your marriage after it's discovered you're a pedophile, but even that only got a few posts, before being drowned out by "Jim Bob" and "My wife watches one of those shows, it's boring"

Be patient, I'm sure Josh will gently caress up again pretty soon. Jim wasn't Bobbed in a day.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jack Gladney posted:

Never Jim another man's RhuBob!

FTFY

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

PathAsc posted:

In the bedroom, the duggirls bedroom
The Josh Bob tests his might

A womb away, a womb away, a womb away.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I really think this thread needs to be renamed something like...

TLC Trashy TV Megathread: My 600lb Amish Wedding Dress. Also Jim Bob.

Sure beats the hell out of clicking on a thread with the word 'incest' in the title.

Also, in terms of trainwrecks, aside from the Duggar shenanigans the absolute craziest bullshit is/was Myrtle Manor.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jun 5, 2016

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011

The North Tower posted:

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Jim Bob.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Jim Bob.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Jim Bob about it.
"Jim Bob, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I was covering up Josh molesting his sisters."

:golfclap:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jim...Jim Bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

bob

never let a jim hang without a bob

gotta hang them both together

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The North Tower posted:

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Jim Bob.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Jim Bob.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Jim Bob about it.
"Jim Bob, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I was covering up Josh molesting his sisters."

SOmething about the structure here made me read it to the tune of Man who Sold the World. Kept waiting for you to say "You must have Jimmed alone a Bob Bob time ago".

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Jim Jim Bob
Jim-a-Jim Jim-Jim-Bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

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