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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Bryan Alvarez supposedly has a DVD somewhere.

however it does look like the new PPVs are going to be then old shows and matches recut.

I watched about half of the first one, and its got the shanking, that tag match, Eddie Kingston vs Homicide. Not sure if the Bestia match is there, I skipped to the end to see if they included the shooting, which it appears they did not

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:18

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:43

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

i own the first show on dvd

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:20

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

PUNK MOTHER FUCKER, gently caress YOU!

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:24

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

Definitely disagree about #2 but that is the charm.

A favorite UWF memory:

27 paid.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:24

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

urban wrestling is the emptiest the hammerstein ballroom has ever been to the point that the venue is almost unrecognizable

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:24

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

urban wrestling is the emptiest the hammerstein ballroom has ever been to the point that the venue is almost unrecognizable

I'm not sure that the empty arena match was done on purpose

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:27

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Who was the guy in UWF who won a title or whatever who then got literally murdered in a skit that started the next PPV?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:31

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

was it lowlife louie ramos?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:37

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

was it lowlife louie ramos?

no louie was the guy who got shanked and then killed someone with a plastic bag

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:38

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

At the end of the day Steve the Hustler was a better promoter than Dario Cueto.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:41

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

JOHN loving ZANDIG

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:42

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

At the end of the day Steve the Hustler was a better promoter than Dario Cueto.

https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/739623999093809152

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:49

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

exploding mummy posted:

https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/739623999093809152

Need I say more?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:52

Edge & Christian: May 20, 2001; Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money

I believe you mean that paper.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:11

Cory Lidle: Oct 12, 2006

John Zandig is wrestling next week at a landfill. Should I go? How will I distinguish him from the other rotting waste?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:34

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

Don't forget
5. A lot of large-breasted honies. With fine asses as well.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Who was the guy in UWF who won a title or whatever who then got literally murdered in a skit that started the next PPV?

'Skullcrusher' Rasche Brown, formerly of ROH fame, and wrestling career-wise (almost) legitimately dead after he was killed in UWF.

exploding mummy posted:

https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/739623999093809152

Cage working together with Chavo and Mundo, my Lucha Underground continuity is destroyed.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 06:20

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

MassRafTer posted:

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLniGWnipC7FOmgNia0kM5v2V5Y4jSKwgv

# ? Jun 6, 2016 06:20

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jubs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLniGWnipC7FOmgNia0kM5v2V5Y4jSKwgv

God Bless You, Jubs.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 07:03

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

So is the ASW 12 preview every going to be put up?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 07:32

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

C. Everett Koop posted:

https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/status/739579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

It's called selling bro, even inanimate objects sell the power of JOHN loving ZANDIG

# ? Jun 6, 2016 07:44

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/status/739628191682338817

I've faith.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 09:11

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The_Rob posted:

So is the ASW 12 preview every going to be put up?

Nope. When they were being made, there was a hard drive crash and everything got lost.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 10:18

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jubs please get Zandig booked for BOLA

# ? Jun 6, 2016 12:45

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Jubs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLniGWnipC7FOmgNia0kM5v2V5Y4jSKwgv

Thank you.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 13:06

Cool Post Beg: Mar 6, 2008; DADDY MAGIC

That clip with Masada looks like a scene from The Wrestler if they put in the ram's hair in post

# ? Jun 6, 2016 13:24

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Joey Janella suffered from a sliced tendon in his thumb from that bump with Zandig.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 15:49

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Jubs posted:

Nope. When they were being made, there was a hard drive crash and everything got lost.

Shiitttt that sucks.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:02

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

KungFu Grip posted:

Joey Janella suffered from a sliced tendon in his thumb from that bump with Zandig.

he's lucky that's all it was

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:27

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Should I drive to the middle of mostly nowhere to see Mike Bennett wrestle in a gun club on Friday

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:31

Durk Hendrunkqs: Dec 12, 2006; It's useless.

sportsgenius86 posted:

he's lucky that's all it was

Seriously. Mondo had wounds similar to gun shots according to the medics after TOD2.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:34

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Jubs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLniGWnipC7FOmgNia0kM5v2V5Y4jSKwgv

JUBS!!!! Hero!!!!!!

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:37

Cory Lidle: Oct 12, 2006

rovert posted:

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/status/739628191682338817

I've faith.

If anyone can screw that up, it's Sal. I'm sure they'll throw in some random ACR match and protect her way too much just to placate Ivelisse too. Sal loves being her errand boy.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 17:30

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

rovert posted:

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/status/739628191682338817

I've faith.

SHINE's in a weird place because most of its roster was/is/soon signed to TNA. Hard as hell to promote people when they have TV names, indie names, shoot names, gang names, etc.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:37