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Apollodorus posted:I dunno, mounting soccer players on bases that keep them from falling over when you touch them seems like a betrayal of the spirit of the game.
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hwordhan posted:Quarian breast milk is likely to be extremely sweet: The L-(+)-Lactose component of milk gives it a slightly sour taste (as it's more likely to ferment), while D-(+)-Lactose, A.K.A. milk sugar, gives it a sweet taste. Both are present in common breast milk, the levo one is just more common. I reckon the opposite is true for quarians.
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oh gently caress you.
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This was my fault. I'd heard about this, and I wanted it not to be true. I didn't think that someone would make it real 
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yes. yessssssssssssssss
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Jun 7, 2016 02:56
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what the gently caress did i just read
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wow i am still learning every day
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Screaming Idiot posted:what the gently caress did i just read Ditto
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Google tells me this is a Mass Effect thing. Is this the ending to Mass Effect 3 everyone's always bitching about? Never played the games.
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BJPaskoff posted:Google tells me this is a Mass Effect thing. Is this the ending to Mass Effect 3 everyone's always bitching about? Never played the games. Nope, it's someone putting an unhealthy amount of thought into what a female alien character's breast milk would be like because the base structure of her DNA is fundamentally different to that of Earth animals and Humans. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Nope, it's someone putting an unhealthy amount of thought into what a female alien character's breast milk would be like because the base structure of her DNA is fundamentally different to that of Earth animals and Humans. And then mixed Sharkleberry Purple with milk to illustrate the point?
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BJPaskoff posted:Google tells me this is a Mass Effect thing. Is this the ending to Mass Effect 3 everyone's always bitching about? Never played the games. If the ending to ME3 involves drinking from alien tits, I think you will probably hear more positive words about it.
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I think (hope) it's a parody of an infamous post on the Bioware forums where somebody wrote out an enormously detailed analysis of what an alien girl's sweat tasted like. Bioware mocked it in the third game where the alien girl basically says "It's sweat, what the gently caress is wrong with you?"
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:infamous post on the Bioware forums where somebody wrote out an enormously detailed analysis of what an alien girl's sweat tasted like 
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what the gently caress did i just read
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Screaming Idiot posted:what the gently caress did i just read lol you actually read that.
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Solice Kirsk posted:And then mixed Sharkleberry Purple with milk to illustrate the point? No wonder that kid in the Sunny D commercial always wants purple stuff
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Notice to everybody: just let that img stay t.
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"It started out as an anal--" *runs in very quickly* I bet it did! Wooooooo!
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At least you know what you're getting into by the end of the first sentence.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"It started out as an anal--" Suddenly "sippin' dat purp" has a whole new meaning
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Say what you will but the science is sound.
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Holy poo poo.
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oldpainless posted:Say what you will but the science is sound.
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enziarro posted:The Villages is the sprawling olds-only mecca of central FL. I've seen some real poo poo on some commercial service calls up there, I can't imagine what some of those piece of poo poo houses were put together like. Trent posted:My folks thought it seemed like a good place to retire and bought a home there. Sold it less than a year later because the place is full off assholes. Glen Beck and Sarah Palin spoke there multiple times during their stint. The houses are pretty well built, though, My dad is a stickler for that sort of thing. neogeo0823 posted:Florida apparently has retirement communities that are full of sinkholes as well. It's like the planet is correcting the worse human offenses without letting us resort to outright murder.
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True story- a friend of mine had to spend some time in Sarasota for work a few years ago. During the orientation thing, the speaker warned them not to walk anywhere unless absolutely necessary, simply because of the sheer amount of senile, half-blind 90+ year olds driving around. Old people hold so much sway around there that they probably wouldn't get their licenses taken away unless they actually managed to kill someone, and the amount of vehicle on pedestrian accidents is apparently huge. Florida sounds like such a nightmare.
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You could probably make a decent living moving to Florida and brake-checking the elderly. 2 or 3 "ow my back" cases a year and you're set.
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Probably be simpler to just mug them. Old people are constantly terrified so even the ones that aren't to infirm to fight back would probably be too scared to.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:You could probably make a decent living moving to Florida and brake-checking the elderly. What you're describing is called, by some in the industry, as a "swoop and squat" - as in change lanes, brake check, "ow my back". For people in Florida, it has the side effect of getting you that sweet sweet opioid prescription so you can get hooked on the junk that's killing the half of the state that's not already knocking on deaths door.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Probably be simpler to just mug them. Old people are constantly terrified so even the ones that aren't to infirm to fight back would probably be too scared to. Sounds like a good way to get shot by someone with nothing to lose.
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many johnnys posted:Sounds like a good way to get shot by someone with nothing to lose. Yeah I wouldn't try it if you looked even slightly 'ethnic'
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many johnnys posted:Sounds like a good way to get shot by someone with nothing to lose. But they have shaky hands, slow reflexes and very poor eyesight so they have a pretty good chance of missing. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Jun 7, 2016 |
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Or hitting someone else
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wyntyr posted:What you're describing is called, by some in the industry, as a "swoop and squat" - as in change lanes, brake check, "ow my back". For people in Florida, it has the side effect of getting you that sweet sweet opioid prescription so you can get hooked on the junk that's killing the half of the state that's not already knocking on deaths door. So free money, free drugs, AND car insurance company drops a public nuisance? Florida, you're so beautiful.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:So free money, free drugs, AND car insurance company drops a public nuisance? This of course assumes they're driving with valid insurance, big if.
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Kenny Logins posted:Joke's on you, minimum insurance required to drive in Florida is only like $10K USD per accident at most. If you didn't have your own car insurance your medical expenses would probably be coming out of that too. Suing the olds for their lovely grandkids' inheritance money seems like a good plan, too.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Suing the olds for their lovely grandkids' inheritance money seems like a good plan, too. They already spent it all on lovely cruises
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